Mame Biram Diouf Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 I beg you leave the slant face approach to people like mgeez. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dom dom bullets Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Oh hello there, I thought you were long gone after you broke down and soaked your keyboard in tears Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Oh hello there, I thought you were long gone after you broke down and soaked your keyboard in tears dunno what your talking about made a topic about this forum becoming boring because every topic descends into the same thing with the same people also dunno who you are but nice to meet you and thanks for keeping up with my posts and remembering them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dom dom bullets Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 I never forget a pitiful moment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mame Biram Diouf Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Then 30 second replies there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 the worst ones are when You don't need to go, so You have to top up with the shower water. allow havin to drink warm water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Mate wtf? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted April 27, 2013 Report Share Posted April 27, 2013 Lol just trololo You cant convert into pee that quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 the tek is obviously for non-consenting girls, which I think are a majority. but on the subject of tek, the shower has to be warm. if the shower's hot, she will think You've suddenly turned the shower temp down and will react. No Lens, You haven't fucking explained why you are secretly pissing on women. Lad....imagine fi the tabloids got hold of that when Lus hits MTV Base Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lens Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 You do it secretly to find out if You like it or not if You do, You attempt to gain consent, and use secret methods while You don't have consent Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 well did u like it then lens ive pissed on my mrs in the shower but that was jus to wind her up doin it on the sly seems a bit peculiar u r defo 1 of my favourite posters yep yep yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imhim Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 di yeast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted April 28, 2013 Report Share Posted April 28, 2013 the tek is obviously for non-consenting girls, which I think are a majority. but on the subject of tek, the shower has to be warm. if the shower's hot, she will think You've suddenly turned the shower temp down and will react. Bag of emotions going through my head reading this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Hipster Posted June 30, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 When i started uni i was kinda strategic when it came to girls. I thought that i would allow the uni girls so i'm not that bait guy and go for the locals. Met one lighty, she was 6/7 out of 10 slim athletic body aspiring model but her face didn't match with the body. Cut the long story short, took her out to some shisha bar but in the back of my mind i noticed her armpits were not on point but i still took her back and beat. Although she stank the p*ssy was good and i thought well maybe she'll fix up if i link her the next time. A week later invite her over, so i can beat. So i gave her 6 hours notice, hoping she'll have time to fix up. She came over and took off her shoes.. Boi.. i was in absolute shock not only her feet were in a bad state, but she still had the same stench, i gave her some clean socks to wear, had to gas and tell her that something was wrong with the carpet. Gave her a clean t-shirt so she could get "Comfortable" . Anywhoo i did my deed and sent her home and febreezed my bed and burnt her bra that she left in my room (by the way why do chicks like to leave their clothes all over your crib? f*cking annoying) 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 same stench signature a week later? you lie? you sure it wasnt a different stench? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Infamous Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 LMFAO MAN BURNT THE BRA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dom dom bullets Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 loool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pro Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 :rofl: :rofl: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hipster Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 same stench signature a week later? you lie? you sure it wasnt a different stench? Bruv, she had a very similar stench to the one she had the previous week and her feet stank . i thought by giving her clean socks it would neutralise the smell in the room, which it did. Clearly no fucks were given on her side. Disrespectful.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KayGee Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 What was it like BO smell? I don't know how you guys go ahead sometimes, nasty. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post shower Posted June 30, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Lol soemtimes when ur in pre beat mode there aint no going back 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hipster Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 What was it like BO smell? I don't know how you guys go ahead sometimes, nasty. Yeah them ones when you don't smell anything until the jacket comes off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted June 30, 2013 Report Share Posted June 30, 2013 Them ones where ur crying with every stroke. She just thinking she got some good p*ssy. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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