seven Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 You have your headphones in on the bus and you see an assoiscate jump on and starts talking to you so you take your headphones out and then he stops now ur unsure whether to put them back in ur ears or not.. you see someone you think you know on road so you go to tap them on the back and you realise its not them.. you go to buy something at a shop you think your have money in your account and then your card gets declined..... you run out of petty whilst on a link.. pmsl bredrin steps in the whip smelling like fried fish so you wind down the windows on a sly even though its chappin outside.. add yours 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chelsea Jack Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when you are sitting on your own on the train with nobody near you so you think it is safe to fart, then next thing you know some random comes to sit down and you know they can smell di odor 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post seven Posted November 19, 2013 Author Popular Post Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when your with your boy and his boy then your boy cuts somewhere then its just you and his boy with pure forced dead convo 18 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when ur bedjin is crackin up loud n ur marge shouts out "STFU!" taking a next mans parking space 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when your with your boy and his boy then your boy cuts somewhere then its just you and his boy with pure forced dead convo lool trust me 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 Best one is running for your life to catch the train and the door closes just as you approach it. Thats why I dont bother running anymore I just laugh at people that try and fail Awkward tryna style it out as well 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Horatio Caine Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when ur bedjin calls a chick off ur phone and man asks you to delete it after 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chelsea Jack Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when your with your boy and his boy then your boy cuts somewhere then its just you and his boy with pure forced dead convo lool trust me CHASS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted November 19, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when you speech a ting opposite you on a train and she rejects ur advances then u pull out ur phone and pretend to use it pmsl 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post The Somalian Posted November 19, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 when you speech a ting opposite you on a train and she rejects ur advances then u pull out ur phone and pretend to use it pmsl was with my boys and done this but pretended to talk to someone then my phone rang FFS 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 You have your headphones in on the bus and you see an assoiscate jump on and starts talking to you so you take your headphones out and then he stops now ur unsure whether to put them back in ur ears or not.. Djdjdjfkdkwhahahahakdksjskdld THIS! But at gym not on the bus Happens all the time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marly Mar Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 When your with a ting in bed And your belly starts making mad sounds 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 thts minor awkward situation wen ur chillin wid ur ex's mum and having a good time n then ur ex turns up whilst ur cooking her mum a dinner 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sole Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 the fuck u say? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 before or after the edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 When your getting brain and you get squeaky bum time all tryna hold the fart in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 wen ur chilling at home in ur pjs not realising ur buttons have come undone on ur top and ur tits are on show n ur at the door to ur neighbour or someone chattin away with ur tits out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 90210 Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 thts minor awkward situation wen ur chillin wid ur ex's mum and having a good time n then ur ex turns up whilst ur cooking her mum a dinner wot do u expect...? sounds like from that line youve gone to your ex's parents house... why would they NOT TURN UP???? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YFSD Posted November 19, 2013 Report Share Posted November 19, 2013 You know you're fucked in the head when 90210 hits you with logical truths 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze-e Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 That girl is too foolish. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 The fart one is the realest. What can you actually do? Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Clench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 wot wen we was round mine Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jam Posted November 20, 2013 Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 Clench Fam I've already let off the bomb Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven Posted November 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 20, 2013 when you go to the clinc and the female doctor tells you to drop ur pants and you got already got a semi also that swab test when they put the pin inside ur d*ck di violayshan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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