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This masseuse chick I used to see did me a favour but I don't see her any more and ever since I've been craving a Massage but I don't really know what's good.

Any ideas?

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seeing as this is in love and life, are you looking for one with a happy ending?

cause i caught a few off adultwork still

although of course if you follow my woes (hello local) there was no happy ending for me

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I'm actually looking for a decent massage like at a hotel or spa, not tryna bang.

Maybe should have put Fao: Ladies

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well i'm not the person to ask the last massage i had (by male masseuse) got done for sexual harrasment a couple months later.

I thought he hands were moving a little slow down me at times but i thought it was a professional place lol (my friend hooked me up when she was temp somewhere) was a good massage though cant lie.

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well i'm not the person to ask the last massage i had (by male masseuse) got done for sexual harrasment a couple months later.

I thought he hands were moving a little slow down me at times but i thought it was a professional place lol (my friend hooked me up when she was temp somewhere) was a good massage though cant lie.

:lol:

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SHOULD OF LET HIM FINGER U

COT DAMN IT

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Hotel Rafayael I got a sick massage there. It was an offer on lastminute.com for me and my girl but my gahd the massage was good. Wanted to just grab her poom there and then. Face was busted but the hands must have been crafted by god. Never knew massages could be that good. Need to get one now I reminisce over it.

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Oh stop it! Had to laugh when i heard some mug.

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http://www.thegreenwell.co.uk

got a hour deep tissue massage from them living social vouchers. had some shoulder pains told her with 15 mins left and i fell asleep. felt like a new plate after this massage. think i need to go again sometime

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This masseuse chick I used to see did me a favour but I don't see her any more and ever since I've been craving a Massage but I don't really know what's good.

Any ideas?

What's your price range?

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This masseuse chick I used to see did me a favour but I don't see her any more and ever since I've been craving a Massage but I don't really know what's good.

Any ideas?

What's your price range?

What's your price?

tbh Em Dott's sh*t looked official but three figures aint normal. Is it?

Like I said I dont know what's good, and that include pricing, so I'm relying on you lot.

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got ewelina and enkleda on deck on ends for a 20-30 ting. will be ina room in a flat though. they might touch your d*ck a lil bit though.

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This masseuse chick I used to see did me a favour but I don't see her any more and ever since I've been craving a Massage but I don't really know what's good.

Any ideas?

What's your price range?

What's your price?

tbh Em Dott's sh*t looked official but three figures aint normal. Is it?

Like I said I dont know what's good, and that include pricing, so I'm relying on you lot.

4/5 star hotels you will find the price being 80 onwards for 1 hour full body.

Decent salons and day spas I'd say 60 onwards.

To get cheaper prices your best bet is lastminute, spa breaks etc. the Rembrandt hotel has an offer 1 hour hot stone massage (could request a normal Swedish or aroma if you don't want the stones just ask) for 64 quid plus use of facilities which is a very good rate considering the hotel and location.

Never been here before but hotels like these have reputations to adhere to so you shouldn't be disappointed.

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It was an offer on lastminute.com for two at £90. You get a choice of different treatments. I took the body and facial. You get champagne and access to the hotel facilities such as gym, Jacuzzi, steam room, etc. I would never pay more than £50 for an individual massage.

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Last tissue massage I was for my quads

Had a sharp pain everytime I sprinted

Then got a massage from someone who works at Marriott

Basically there is a lot of nots in the human body

You can't move for two days after the massage but trust me it's for the best in the long run

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:rofl:

Every topic

This nigga is BURNING

Just make a topic fam and spill it out

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mandarin hotel the massage was epic- fully fell asleep

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i go hydro healing in notting hill

i get this one boney snow flake to massage my skin

i always ask for her

occasionallly she goes a bit too far up the thigh and i sense an awkward moment but it passes

very professional

mostly women as clientele

i get my facials too from there

bit pricey and i cant say i like their products

looking for somewer more upmarket from next year i recon

nothin like a day where u go gym, go massage back scrub and facial trim, all over body wax, whlist leavin the bmw for a wash wax and polish by the asylum seekers,and then head out shopping to harvey nics, lunch by myself in a nice restaurant and then home for an amazing wank to the ggigs of porn ive left downloading all day..best day ever

i feel so fabolous when i do that.

i would pass up sex more time for a day like that

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and then you...

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to your miserable existence as a

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hairy, no p*ssy getting f*ckbwoiii

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