Do you cover the toilet seat with tissue? (public toilets)

[Afroman]

Smh

@ mans detailing there deposits and there grandads too

Big man talking about sitting down to piss.

These man aint nothing ordinary bruh

[imhim]

its not just a forarm

[Kurtis]

so man are shitting and running away yeah

like someone said

how could you so badly missjudge your time that there was no other time in the day to take a sh*t but at the chicks house?

[imhim]

sh*t got real

[Bruno Di Gradi]

was house sitting my bredrins house once.... i was comfortable so i took a sh*t.....didnt think it was gonna be dat wedge... wouldnt flash after a good 7-8 flushes...got a stick off a tree from outside came back and had to break it down....was gutter. *shudders*

[Thizz]

so man are shitting and running away yeah

like someone said

how could you so badly missjudge your time that there was no other time in the day to take a sh*t but at the chicks house?

You never been caught short bro?

[Kurtis]

nope

even went camping for a week and i didnt sh*t once

and if i have stomach problems i aint leaving the house

[The Infamous]

you dont know about the bubble guts g

its a must them times

[stacksbranning]

Do people not know the water in the bucket trick for blocked toilets ?

[Sole]

Tell us gee

[Thizz]

nope

even went camping for a week and i didnt sh*t once

and if i have stomach problems i aint leaving the house

Bro that's not healthy.

[Thizz]

you dont know about the bubble guts g

its a must them times

LOL Truss the day after eating bare spicy foods its peakkkkkkkkkkkk.

[curtis warren2]

I've said this before but I don't understand how some people misjudge their night so badly that they end up shitting in a nightclub toilet

thats that good cocaine mane

[The Infamous]

you dont know about the bubble guts g

its a must them times

LOL Truss the day after eating bare spicy foods its peakkkkkkkkkkkk.

alie you try ignore it but its coming like a cat 6 earth quake in the gastric region

curtains

[Kurtis]

been there

but im saying

if its that

im not gonna be caught outside my house

[Greens]

Sometimes u aint got that choice.

[Kurtis]

thats understandable

but why would you be in, say, a club?

[Kuffir]

used to do this but i kinda stopped depends on the building rele.

who knows about bussin a sh*t in the ladies room

some heavenly scents in there.

[Thizz]

Disabled toilets always get it.

[Kurtis]

heavenly scents in a toilet

and im the deev

[The Infamous]

yeah disabled and the wimins >>>>

[Kuffir]

Disabled toilets always get it.

truss

that comfortable sh*t

[Yoshie]

Sometimes when you gotta go.

Did the worst sh*t in Revs, just me and the toilet attendant metres away, he heard

[Seymour Cake]

When I was in Uni, the normal students toilet was only good for a piss. But a sh*t... No chance.

When i had to go, I used to go into the lecturers and tutors office building and use that. Absolutely spotless with no one walking in or out.

But these days if I feel my stomach is playing up I will make sure I buss a sh*t before I go out. No way I'm a risking that sh*t (literally).

And laying tissue down is normal. Also if it's gonna be a big one, I do a pre-flush.

[Lens]

haven't read thread, but ____ >>>> people who put the seat down in men's only toilets.

i don't touch the seat in public toilets, as I don't need to to piss, so if the seat's down, I piss over the seat, obviously wetting the seat.

if You complain about piss on the seat, blame the pricks that put the seat down on MEN'S ONLY TOILETS. no need, whatsoever.