biggest lies youve told to secure the ting

[The Infamous]

Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

Dagenham and Redbridge seems to be the most popular choice for this type of lie

 

Lmao.

Off ends + drop any of the following; MK Dons, AFC Wimbledon, Charlton, Colchester + rolling with one/two flashy gaudy guys = 

 

Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

 

Should've thought bigger.

 

Hit Miami in '07 & told some girl my name was Michael Ballack & I played for Chelsea.

 

FFS

 

Still hilarious.

[Da Luv Doc]

"I want to breed you"

[Lieutenant]

Done the whole young footballer on the come up/below average footballer in league 1 thing.

With moderate to huge success.

Dagenham and Redbridge seems to be the most popular choice for this type of lie

The internet has ruined this lie, lol, bitches be googling now...

Girl pulled her phone out and said what's your name

I thought good thing I know lower league ball and said Reuben Reid. Her alcohol intake and the bad lighting meant she bought it

As the night went on it appeared I was about to beat this girl with her thinking I was another man. That felt too Justin/Lens to me so I came clean said it was a dare blah blah and beat anyways

[O Fenomeno]

Reuben Reid

pmsl

[O Fenomeno]

Should of said Curtis Davies

[Wavant]

Reuben Reid

pmsl

 

[Fighting Weight]

 

You're a G

 

I would have slipped and said something like Theo Walcott

[Kuffir]

I put on a dodgy Canadian/American accent all nite to get some of that groupie love. it worked, but alcohol + fake accents = loooooool

 

lol imaging man sounding like jaja soze yerpsing the tings

[Wavant]

PDC beng beng, this is the liyfestyl...

[dom dom bullets]

[o-guy]

When i was 18, i was trying to move this almost fanatical muslim chick from Iran. The body was honestly insane. She would always lecture me about my Godlessness, and tbh i think she was a bit racist.

 

I told her that our religious conversations had helped me reconnect with my estranged muslim sister and that i was now going to convert.

 

I have no such sister.

 

I was never going to convert.

 

I beat then kicked.

 

 

I like to think i taught her an important life lesson about letting religious zeal cloud your better judgement... but i doubt it...meh.

[Badman]

Some blast from the past user.

 

whats good fam!

 

whats scorpz saying nowadays?

[Kuffir]

whats scorpz saying nowadays?

[o-guy]

Some blast from the past user.

 

whats good fam!

 

whats scorpz saying nowadays?

What's good g. hw u living?

 

lawyer now, so i haven't seen anything other than sand monster arab p*ssy for a mintute. 

 

Scorpz is cool, he's in old street doing tech stuff. Guy's practically married now to a sister from the mother continent.

 

I'm about though, i lurk from time to time.

[Badman]

Good to hear bro 

[Fighting Weight]

Oh shit, old school

 

Well done bro

[o-guy]

thanks bros

 

fighting weight = what's good wit you man. you still boxing?

[Niall Ferguson]

thanks bros

 

fighting weight = what's good wit you man. you still boxing?

 

Was he ever boxing? I thought he was just a boxing fan :S

[o-guy]

lol Alright i've forgotten some details 

 

superstition still my Negus though

[Kuffir]

he's long gone lol

[Niall Ferguson]

lol Alright i've forgotten some details 

 

superstition still my Negus though

 

Yeah he was basically one of the last intelligent posters. 

 

Long gone...works for some economics think-tank last I heard.

[o-guy]

ahh shit

 

who's fighting weight then?

[o-guy]

Check ur pms bro

No pm's from you bro

[Badman]

fighting weight is Matthew aka cypher

[o-guy]

Shit Cypher, i thought you left time ago. that old school voice of reason on here.