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biggrin.gif ACTUALLY TOOK HIS TIME LOL.DIAGRAMS AND sh*t LIKE SOME COURSEWORK HES BEEN MISSING SLEEP ON. "EVOLUTION OF A HOE" LOL.GAME ME JOKE.
To see this displayed correctly peep my blog HERE. This the realest i eva wrote. NOTICE TO ALL READERS: K People been saying I should write a book, what ya dont know is that i did start writing one mid 2006. There is more to this book, I'll post it in parts to keep the suspence going. These are ALL true stories. Thank you!l_651835eef130e739610353785ac48846.jpgTHE HOE BIBLEBy Minus PhttP://www.myspace.com/minusp (now accepting new hoes)The following events and accounts have been formatted to fit a hoe. The experiments conducted here are real experiments, with real people. Names of actual hoes have been changed to protect the hoes. Actual dates might be altered as well so the hoe does not know I am particularly talking about them. If you are a hoe that is mentioned in this book, and want to sue me, you can't, because your name is not on it, so don't try, but thanks for giving me head hoe. This experiment will truly change the game, and without hoes it would not be possible, thank you hoes.INTRODUCTION - THE EVOLUTION OF THE HOEl_f15a2bd32afe9fc97675f972570039da.jpgSee when I was younger (my teen years), I used to chase after the elusive hoe creature; I had heard tales from across the seas of the greatness of these creatures at such tender age, how good they could be for me. I mean it all seemed so good, you meet a hoe, you f**k a hoe, you never talk to the hoe again, and it starts a cycle that benefits the eco system. Let me explain. See when a tender boy (such as I was), meets a hoe, they learn from the hoe, make their mistakes with the hoes, and get confidence from the hoe. I mean to take for example I would get home and have 20 odd messages from 19 odd hoes on my phone on any given day, you know how good this makes a man feel ? I'll be completely honest with you, I was banging so many hoes back then, that if you are between the ages of 6-10, I am probably your father. But anyway, all this gives the boy confidence, and with this strength now the boy (me in this case), gathers enough balls to go talk to a real woman⦠and thus then the real woman in turn teaches the now confident boy how to be a real man. On the other side of things the hoe having been stepped on, came in, and left, usually changes her life around for the good thus becoming a real woman herself, and balancing the eco system, you know the circle of life, Awee ma weh, Awee mah weh type sh*t. This is not to say that every woman was once a hoe, but that every hoe given the right circumstances could be a woman. But in the late 1990's this pattern broke, and now the ecological system is all f*cked up. We have now hoes of all ages, which never get to mature into women. These are called O.G.-hoes, and as stated in an earlier chapter are stronger hoes with hoe random children who have become immune to the real man, thus never getting the chance to fully develop into the women they were meant to be. These are the hoes that gave way to phrases such as "Can't turn a hoe into a house wife" and the more famous term, "shuttup hoe".A sign of an O.G. hoe is a person with usually more than one baby daddy, who claims to be looking for "love". My advice, be weary of such women, they have had two kids already, one more aint gon' hurt if you catch my drift. Strap on 2 times for these creatures, and even then you should always try to cum in their mouth to avoid the 'emptying the condom juice into vagina trick', after all, you can't get her neck pregnantâ¦. Yetâ¦.. as hoes evolve this might change, so enjoy. Oh and if at all possible avoid this kind completely. Another sure sign of an O.G. Hoe, is a chick, with a G.E.D. with two or more tattoos. Now I ask you what makes her an O.G. hoe? Is it the G.E.D.? or the tattoos? AHA! The answer is none of those!! See that's a trick question, what makes her an O.G. Hoe is the fact that after meeting you once, she brought you to her house where her daughter sleeps so you can twist her out!!! Now this is what I call HoeVolution. MINUS P's DEFFINITIONS: Hoe-Vo(h)-Leu-Tion (adjective): The passing on of hoeracteristics from mother hoe to daughter hoe. Hoe-raCK-Tear-is-Ticks: Characteristics of a hoe, hoe like behavior.hoe-dentifying: Identifying marks of a hoe.Hoe-dom: The lifestyle of a hoe.All of these words are invented by me, and patent pending. Don't be using them without giving me credit, true story. How is a self described "good mother, who loves her children" gonna bring a stranger to her house to f**k in the same place her daughter or son sleeps? I mean is one thing if you've been dating a dude for a few months and you're thinking it could get serious so you want him to meet your seed, but a stranger? What kinda message are you sending to your seed? What the f**k is wrong with you hoe? Anyway, the daughters of these O.G. hoes are learning from young the way of the hoe, and when they reach the mature age of 11 (in hoe years), will be reproducing on their own. This is how hoes have evolved. You can see them now in the Maury show.Something even more disturbing, hoes, do you know that if your daughter sees you f*cking loser type guys she will eventually end up f*cking loser type guys too? And in some cases, it's not only the type of guy they end up f*cking, but they end up f*cking the actual guy you were f*cking⦠GODAAMNN hoes!!! On the other hand if it is a son witnessing his mother being twisted out left and right by random guys, he will surely not respect whatever women he comes across in his future, or worse, he will end up loving hoes. See kids are f*cked up like that, they say we end up going for people who are like our parents, because that's the fundamental way of loving that we have learned from young. Now here you got a boy now, who is probably way too nice, falling in love with hoes, because it reminds him of his moms. You dun f*cked up that kid for life! He will never be a man; it's not in the ecological plans now. Tsk tsk tsk. Shame on you hoe, what the f**k is wrong with you hoe!!!? Shut up hoe! See; see the use of the phrase eh? Each year the population of hoes increases. See with less hoes turning into women, there is no check and balance to equalize the Earth's hoe to woman ratio. Is sort of like if you start killing off all the lizards in the world, then the flies have no natural predator, thus they can grow in numbers not planned by nature. To add to this, there are more than one species of hoe, and that number is also exponentially increasing as the days pass. Please note the increase of hoes in millions trough the years. All the way to 300 million hoes were captured, tagged, documented and released back into the wild in the year 2000 by my team of Dominican experts and I, and this was just the East coast⦠GODDAMN HOES SLO DOWN!l_548ca78306199204c8d7e40589c187da.jpgQ & A 's FROM HOES.This section is basically, since now I am a nice guy, and because of my line of work and what I do I get to talk to a lot of hoes. So they ask me a lot of questions, and I give them advice from whom they have never had it, a real man of course. These are all actual questions from some anonymous hoes trying to get help. Q: Hi, my name is (Blanked out for hoes' safety), and my question is how do I know if I am making the wrong decision with men? How do I know who I should see and who is a good man? Thank you. A: Hoe listen up, this is important. Take the education of the last 2 men you have had sex with and measure them like this. Graduated College = 5 pointsCollege Drop out = 4 pointsHigh School diploma = 3 pointsGED = 2 pointsNo Degree = 1 pointI didn't see him long enough to find out = - 2 points you hoe.Add them up right, then do the same for the last 2 guys you went on dates with but you DID NOT have sex with. Then take the two and subtract them.If you come out with a positive number, I don't know what it means really, but fact remains you wouldn't be hitting me up if you wasn't a hoe, meaning you still a hoe, so change your lifestyle hoe.Q: Is there such a thing as a male hoe? A: Great question.Q: Hello, you still there? A: Great question, I don't know, am I still here, or am I not? Q: so is there such thing as a male hoe? A: Oh you want an answer to that? I'm sorry I don't have one; sorry I was watching Sponge Bob, but a really great question. Now get lost hoe. Q: I am a reformed hoe, who has a good man, but that good man just can't work the middle like the high school drop-out I used to date. I don't want to go back to my old ways but what can I do? Hurry!A: Ah there is still the hoe inside of you my cricket. Teach the good man what you want him to learn, how you want him to treat you, and what you want him to do in bed. You can teach a good man how to f**k well, but you can't teach a good f**k how to Manuel? err.. Never mind the rest it sounded good in my head, but doesn't work on paper. But hoe if you got that joke then you're ok in my book J Q: Papa Wuz g00d I c'z u b'z disr3zp3cting Wuman y0. That aint rIgh P@Pa, why u b'z like dat lolz.A: Hoe kill yourself before you reproduce. And if you have a seed already, don't kill yourself, give it up for adoption first and THEN kill yourself. Kill your English teacher too, horrible. MINUS P's DEFFINITIONS: Seed: child or baby.Twisting out: f*cking, having sex with or f*cked.THE 50 LAWS ALL REAL WOMEN MUST OBSERVE: Thou shall not bring a random guy into your house to meet your children if you do not see a future between you and that guy. Then you'd be a hoe.Thou shall not expect the guy to pay for your dinner. A real woman offers to, and is prepared to pay her own way if need-be. A gentleman in the right economical situation will decline the offer, but a real woman must not expect the man to pay.Thou shall not marry for money. That would make you a b*tch hoe.Thou shall not sleep over a guy's house because you think your child is sleeping safe in your house. That would make you an irresponsible hoe. Thou shall not f**k your girlfriends' man while they are together. That would make you a backstabbing hoe, and probably a whore too, not to mention then you just made the guy a cheater, way to pay it forward, you hoe.Thou shall not throw pu**y around like a Frisbee. The pu**y is a powerful weapon, it could be deadly in the wrong hands, and as Spider Man's uncle said to peter parker "with great power comes great responsibility". Not to mention it would make you a loose hoe.Thou shall not make fun of a mans penis size. Sorry I threw that one in there for myself. Disregard.Actually no f**k that this rule re-instates rule 7. And umm, if you do it then you a mean hoe. Take that! AHAAA Like Puffy! Thought I told you that we wont stop, nah-uh! Thou shall never cry wolf! I mean really what are the chances that you're ever really going to need to do that? I mean how many wolves have you ran into lately? Thou Shall not eat McDonald's. There are a lot of reasons for this, and there are ways around it, like maybe if you get a salad it would be OK, but I don't want to get into it. Just don't do it. You'd be a hood hoe. (Rest of the rules coming soon in a future chapter)THE HOE WHO DON'T KNOW SHE A HOEI needed a whole chapter of this book dedicated to this type of hoe, because this is the most sensitive hoe I have yet to speak of on here. There is a sad little creature out there who truly breaks my heart, and that is the hoe who does not realize that she is a hoe. These are the saddest little things because they will read all this sh*t I'm writing and agree with me 100 % and say "wow finally somebody got it", meanwhile they themselves are hoes! It's like that Chapelle Show skit where the black man who is blind, joins the KKK because he doesn't know he is black, I mean wow hoe!I'm not the one to tell them otherwise, because we all deserve the opportunity to dream and have goals, and if this hoes dream is to be a real woman, then who am I to crush her dream? The fact is that at least she is trying. See I run into these hoes very often, they usually have no friends, because they say that "b*tches is trifling". The truth is you most likely had sex with ya girls man and now none of ya girls trust you hoe. I mean what girl don't get along with other girls? Right there that's a dead giveaway that something is wrong with that coochie.When I was younger, It would always boggle me. The phenom of this, because even though I was twisting out hoes in the past, there were certain hoes that not even I would touch, but were good enough for my friends because they aint got no standards, my standards were pretty low, but goddamn hoe! And these chicks would sit there and tell me how they always get played and no one respects them (as they usually smoke their cigarettes) and blah and blah, and then two hours later disappear into the bathroom with one of my boys. I mean hoe, no one gwoan' respect you if you dwoan't want tee be respected Mon (That was my Jamaican accent for those of you who did not get it). Men in general will see a good situation where they can get laid or get head and take advantage of it, cuz that what we do! And then the top of all this is my boys sometimes would tell me they didn't even have to kiss them hoes, they just whipped it out. I mean man, that's like another level type sh*t. When I first released a snippet of these writings on the net, the response from hoes was overwhelming. I mean chicks that I had seen getting twisted out by two of my peoples at the same time telling me "damn who are these nasty hoes you hanging out with?" or "These chicks sound bad" or "Great stuff I feel the same way". I mean damn hoe! Are you serious? Like, I mean really? I'm not making this sh*t up, are you f*cking kidding me? But again I'm not the one to crush their fantasy world and be like "you a hoe", I just say politely "yeh haha thanks for reading it" or something along those lines because it saddens me so much. Damn, writing all this made me realize I got some f*cking dirtball ass friends. Ya ni**as is dirty son! I mean sure we did a lot of that dirty sh*t together, but damn hoe! You ain't even had to kiss her? GODDAMNN!!! d*ck IN THEY MOUFF AND MCDONALD'S EXPERIMENTOk so since I've pretty much been dealing with so many hoes I have a new experiment I want to try, called as the title suggests it "d*ck IN THEY MOUFF AND MCDONALDS". Now for this I will embark on a voyage in where the main objective is to take a hoe, put d*ck in the mouth of that hoe that very first day I meet her, and then degrade her even further by taking her to McDonalds. This might sound simple, but is not, because as you know hoes often don't know they are hoes and will resist all of this, but I am hereby declaring my mission to be that as stated above. A Few simple rules apply if you guys want to play along.It has to be McDonald's that you take the hoe too, not Burger King or Wendy's, that's too high class for these hoes. The Hoe can only order from the dolla menu, and if she gets cheese you got to make her pay for the extra 10 cents. You can't take advantage of a hoe if she's passed out drunk and put d*ck in her mouth, that's like rape and it don't count. You must not f**k the hoe to remain in this game. I mean not to mention so many diseases out there; you can get some trough getting head but GODDAMN HOE! The chances decrease dramatically with oral sex and plus in order to degrade her to the fullest you must put the pipe in her mouff. If you don't even have to kiss the hoe you get an extra 10 points. Cuz GODDAMMN THAT'S A HOE!Day 1. Experiment A 08/06. So I meet this chick off myspace.com, we will call her "T". She came to meet me with her friend, in Washington Heights where I was hanging with like 10 dudes. I was making conversation with these girls because I was trying to assess if they were hoes or not, see I can't play the game with a woman, it has to be a hoe. One of the first thing T said when I met her was how she wanted to drink, alcohol, nothing wrong with this but it pretty much set it off in my mind as a plausible hoe. I continued to ponder if she was, and asking key hoe-dentifying questions, prying away. Key question came down to this, would she want to go to my friends house and drink and chill, or hang out in a bar or in the block. She said she ain't give a f**k⦠right there I knew, this was headed towards hoedom success. As the night went on quickly I discovered this chick wasn't even trying to hide her hoe-liness. One of my scumbag friends suggested strip-domino playing, and the chick actually start to take her clothing off, by this time it was simply known this would my first conquest for this game. I worked my charm by caressing this chicks hair lightly, and playing little kid games with her such as trying to see what dominoes she had to make her laugh ect. She was very open to my advances so it was but a few minutes before I was gently getting close enough to taste her hoe neck. Hmmm I thought, it's been a while. I was drinking that night, but made sure that I was not drunk, so I could remember the facts and write them down; unfortunately I still forgot some stuff, so let's skip it.Oh no I remember. It came time for the chick to take off her pants as she had lost in dominos again (no big surprise there given the fact we were cheating like crazy). She was very hesitant and kept asking me if it would be ok with me. Now really, I guess that was her hoe way of telling me she cared about my opinion and was only going to go as far as I told her to go, which was nice she was telling me in her own way that she was really interested in me. My reply was "do whatever you feel comfortable with", she was a hoe, but I will never make a chick do what she does not want to, specially if its something that could be as hurtful as having to strip if you don't want to, I got morals. But anyway we went into the bathroom, because some-how I convinced her to let me put her pants down, and we kissed for a lil bit ect. And she came out to the room with her pants down. I know this is irrelevant, but somewhere along that time I then said something about my d*ck being small, I like to let hoes know that, that arouses their curiosity⦠they think I'm lying and that I really have a big d*ck so they want to see, and once they see, that's because its stuffed up their mouth.. It works ya'll should try it. Or if not then she is curious to know how small it is, and once again, once she sees it, that's usually because it's coming out of her throat. She satisfies her curiosity, I satisfy my book experiment. It works well.OK I don't want this to be a porno so I'll just cut to the part crucial to the game. We ended up in my friends' kitchen somehow, kissing and all that stuff. I was fingering her twat over her underwear and she was oh so wet, telling me how bad she wanted to f**k me, and yes she actually used those words. Then she started grabbing my d*ck, and I just said those dreadful words that every hoe loves to hear⦠"Kiss it for me". She asked "wont it be too soon? You wont look at me different will you" ⦠this is where I pause, in my head⦠and I say.. In my head⦠HOE !!!!! You know how many chicks use the same f*cking like? And it's never stopped them from doing whatever it is they just about to do? I mean really hoe! Make me think different of you? Make me look at you different? You about to gargle my d*ck juice 3 hours after I met you for the first time in my life and you are really even considering if this sh*t is going to make me look at you differently? How the f**k do you think I look at you now? You just stripped in front of strangers a minute ago, a lil d*ck in ya mouth is not going to make me lose respect for you, I already lost all respect for you! WHAT THE f**k IS WRONG WITH YOU HOE!!!!? Anyway I tell her is not going to make me look at her differently, then she tells me "You might fall in love, I've heard I'm good at it"⦠that right there, is just like throwing a bucket of hoe juice on yourself and saying "ok I'm ready to suck d*ck!" So what did I reply? Well I looked at her with my sexy eyes and told her "I'll take my chances". Oh sooo smooth! She said OK but she would only give me a sample, because it's too soon. See I guess hoes right here in this moment think that giving me a sample is going to make me want to see her again for the full deal right? And they might not be wrong, I saved her number, I'm not going to lie, and I might consider seeing her again.So she does her thing, I don't cum because it was about a minutes worth of head only, and to make a longer story shorter, I was only able to get her roommate who came along with her to go and have McDonald's. When I came back from McDonald's with her roommate, I was saddened to find out that one of my friends robbed money from T's purse while she was giving me head. I really did not know, and I personally think that "friend" of mine is f*cked up in the head for it. My other friends told me about the situation so I felt compelled to try and fix it. I felt bad so I paid her the money out of my own pocket, because after all she was there to see me, so I felt kind of responsible for at least her well being while in my presence. See I care about the hoes too, because they have their place in the eco-system as shown in earlier chapters. Without the hoes how can I possibly appreciate the real women, without the rain how can a man appreciate the sun.When the night ended her AND her roommate were practically begging me to go over their place, but I declined, because f*cking a hoe would actually f**k up my experiment, it's just not in the rules, and its just not right. So I guess my first experiment was a success and also a failure. Here is the summary and here is the judging. 2 standards to achieve and 10 points for each for the scoring of 20 on a perfect day. Extra credit can be gotten.Shoved d*ck in her mouth on first date: + 10/10 pointsGot her to get McDonald's dollar menu: + 5/10 (because I at least got her friend to do it)EXTRA CREDIT: Made her pay 10 cents for extra cheese: n/a (she ain't get extra cheese)f*cked her friend: 0/10Got her to gargle your cum: 0/10Did not kiss her at all and still got head: 0/10If you f*cked the hoe subtract 5 points. If you shoved d*ck in her mouth while she was passed out, turn yourself in you rapist!!!! A hoe is still a creature of nature, do not cross the line. If you got head more than once on same night give yourself an extra 5 for each time. Total score: 15/20 (MORE FROM THIS BOOK LATER - FOR NOW BUY THE ALBUM IT GIVES ME MONEY FOR MORE MYSPACE DATES)http://www.myspace.com/minusp
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I know this is irrelevant, but somewhere along that time I then said something about my d*ck being small, I like to let hoes know that, that arouses their curiosity⦠they think I'm lying and that I really have a big d*ck so they want to see, and once they see, that's because its stuffed up their mouth.. It works ya'll should try it. Or if not then she is curious to know how small it is, and once again, once she sees it, that's usually because it's coming out of her throat. She satisfies her curiosity, I satisfy my book experiment. It works well.
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There is a sad little creature out there who truly breaks my heart, and that is the hoe who does not realize that she is a hoe. These are the saddest little things because they will read all this sh*t I'm writing and agree with me 100 % and say "wow finally somebody got it", meanwhile they themselves are hoes
lmao this part had me creasing
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Lool jokes, good read. His blogs are actually quite good.

UGLY PERSON SCENARIO: So I'm drunk, alone in a bar (as I'm sure you know I never am, cough cough), and I'm next to an ugly chick. So at that moment, in my head I figure... "f*ck it", I can start up a conversation with her and she'll inevitably respond. If she tries to act all funny and by a miracle of the hell frozen over section in the ice cream isle of Pathmark does not respond well, i don't care because she's ugly, alas I win regardless. So without much hesitation I'll strike up a conversation with the ugly chick because not only do i know she will respond, but I also know she will be able to carry a conversation and we will entertain each other. I bet you she can make me laugh.HOT CHICK SCENARIO: Same as above, I'm drunk next to a hot chick in the bar, but now I'm thinking... Well my approach has to be different, I want her to notice me, because if I approach her and she acts all funny I will feel like a d*ck... So I wont approach, I'll just TRY and get her attention. But truth of the matter is that Hot chick sitting there will NEVER approach me, and not because I'm not super dooper with an extra scooper hot, but because the chick is used to not having to approach anybody, see, truth is she has NO CLUE how to approach me, or any other guy for that matter. Her looks have crippled her mouth. In the wild this animal would not survive, she's like a house pet... As long as she keeps being fed, she has no need for developing her hunting skills. Oh man nice analogy, I so smart.Now because of this, is that i usually find that Ugly chicks have overall better conversational skills than hot chicks. I can put an ugly chick anywhere, and i'll bet you she will be able to make friends. I call this "evolution", and that's right I made that word up if i say i did. If we agree we are here to procreate, and you are blessed with a face that looks like Whoopi Goldberg (below), Mother Nature will mold your personality so you are able to attract someone based on your personality. Meanwhile a hot chick by contrast might look good standing there, but without her usual crew of friends that she uses as a support structure (crutch) she will most likely feel uncomfortable and want to leave ASAP, unless she is approached as she is used to, and even then, oh then, you will see the lack of communication skills that she will have. You've seen them, they are really hot, but very quiet and reserved, that's because they DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY! Don't get fooled and think that's because they were raised right, no my friend.TRUTH: Guys, have you ever approached a hot chick, and you find yourself many moments of silence in between words? Don't panic, IT IS your fault, but it is hers as well. See it's your fault because since she looks hot, and if you want to or not, you are treating her different by watching what you say, cuz you'll be dammed if you say something dumb to a hot chick. But at the same time this hot chick is also used to not doing much of the talking, usually when guys hound her, they just keep talking and talking so she does not notice that he is a dork and long enough to get her drunk so she does not care. Now add her lack of communication with your fear of saying something dumb together and you got a conversation that will surely never go anywhere.... And now you have lost her. Oh damn son. She fly let her fly, let the bird fly. Come to my corner son, pupil, I'll school ya.
That sh*t is so f*cking true
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Too much jokeMost was real talk
Q: Hi, my name is (Blanked out for hoes' safety), and my question is how do I know if I am making the wrong decision with men? How do I know who I should see and who is a good man? Thank you.A: Hoe listen up, this is important. Take the education of the last 2 men you have had sex with and measure them like this.
I have always said this to gyal who come with this type of story to me....and they still dont learnworth the read tho, he has studied the growth of this phenomena carefullygyal out there need to take note
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lmfaobadmanalot of the things he said is trueespecially this part

"Kiss it for me". She asked "wont it be too soon? You wont look at me different will you" ⦠this is where I pause, in my head⦠and I say.. In my head⦠HOE !!!!! You know how many chicks use the same f*cking like? And it's never stopped them from doing whatever it is they just about to do? I mean really hoe! Make me think different of you? Make me look at you different? You about to gargle my d*ck juice 3 hours after I met you for the first time in my life and you are really even considering if this sh*t is going to make me look at you differently? How the f**k do you think I look at you now? You just stripped in front of strangers a minute ago, a lil d*ck in ya mouth is not going to make me lose respect for you, I already lost all respect for you! WHAT THE f**k IS WRONG WITH YOU HOE!!!!?
also when you're about to f*ck her and she says ''i don't usually do this''LMFAOdon't insult my intelligencewhore.
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