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I think there are a lot of lonely singles on here and would like to get the ball rolling.So lads lets have a look at the lovely lady in question?Our first contender, a lonely sweetheart from South London, her name is Samiad!Samiad likes to eat Carribean food, she is against anal sex and enjoy's being angry!Welcome Samiad!

Basically she fired nuff shots and then when they all missed and it was time to reload she wanted to say 'low it!' Not how it works Though it is encouraging that the women of the forum are debating enthusiastically about matters of the kitchen as is only right

nm here, just chillin.

lmao charlies' new fridge.....

I have noticed some people thinking that I actually had charlie on a so called 'hit-list' of people whose character I was going to attempt to assassinate in a quasi-blind-date-game-show-style-spoof-thread, however the reality of the situation is that after watching Beowulf last night and spotting Samiad looking lonely as ever I decided to do something against it. Charlie seems to have taken this somewhat to heart and also wants to appear on the show, however Cilla has not agreed to take such a foul harlot onto national television and so we have had to arrange her to be part of another american show. Enjoy It all started out for Charles Emma Chalk at the Liverpool Docks where she was born Life was very rough there but Charles grew a thick skin very quickly, her father, James Michael Chalk of Irish decent, was a Merchant Navyman and did not spend a lot of time with her and her younger sister at their home. He was a heavy drinker and when not at sea he spent most of his time in the pub, however on the rare occasions he did return home he always made sure they had plenty of food on the table and the latest toys After a long abusive childhood Charles was kicked out of her home by her mother for refusing to leave school, the young girl had watched closely at the goings on in the area and learnt a lot from the crime and punishment and she had a fiery temperament to match her hair. Her family where sad to tell her to go but such an ambituous lady had no place among these people her mother told her. So off she set on a trip of wonder and amazement, studying not only GCSE's and A levels but even managing to do a Uni course! Such achievement could not be measured in Liverpool, so it was then that Charles realised her dream, to fight crime and evil in the not so distant city of Nottingham! She moved there into a palace of a home on the St.Annes estate, and quickly became very friendly with the indigenous population Charles found that her name was not actually a female one and had just been a mistake her father had made in a drunken stupor, so she changed it by deed poll to her middle name, Emma. Although Emma had had plenty of experiencec having multiple interacial partners during intercourse, she had never actually had any expereince working with children or dealin with offending behaviour, this was a worry at the front of her mind the whole time until she received an interview from Nottingham YOT Unsurprisingly she was promptly hired She has now died her hair and is a High-flying Business Woman Racing between prisons in her 1.6 litre corsa , making sure that justice has been carried out in the full and propper correct way She has little time for such matters as filling her fridge Charles Emma Chalk...............this is your life!

first post was decent didnt pos thoughwoulda posd if you upped a pic of a burnt spoon with clothes[/oguy]suttin like this actually

Kaygee's New Fridge took all the stripes

you've said enough

I actually did which is why it's still carrying on cos the cheerleaders aren't having it that I backed down and left it to itself.

said it from day j.cole is hard drake is any poor mans j.cole give all of drakes hype to j.cole on the level though, i think his one of the most well rounded rappers that i've heard in a while

kaygee: "yeah she threw a few shots but I ate them shits like dems scooby snacks in my fridge lulz" charlie threw 2 and recieved 4 back

Thats my fridge, at my place. All the food was paid for with my own money which i earned through work.. and can afford at 19 years old that you somehow cant at 23. Oh and i can cook too.. no i dont mean bacon and eggs and sh*t. How about u shut up and mind your own business?

i thought you made money mate?

lol @ taking requestsman aint djing at butlins out here

Aint no food in my fridge, just body parts.

no, never. although i was sent away at 14-16 to live with my grandparents. then i came home for 2 yrs went to uni and havent lived at home since. i sometimes stop over for a night here and there, right now im not even living in the country though. mums a good human but she has some mental issues as does my brother (manic depression etc) i cant be around them for too long. my father passed away when i was very young and my step father and his step son don't want me in the home because im "threatening".. even though i've never laid a finger on either of them and i would never. i have had a mixed life some very very hard times which are too deep to write about to strangers on the internet and some very good times too. like woodpecker said im thankful for everything and all of these life experiences have made me the person i am today. i see alot of weak people who crumble at the smallest things and think "Damn u could not have lived a day in my shoes"..

especially when mans getting folded up by the seats in the cinema.

im quite hairy myself so obv i want a girl whos genes is less hairy to give any kids a fighting chance up in thisso wen i met my exs dad i couldnt wait to tear open his shirt to see if he was packing that brillo pillowit suddenly occured that it might seem weird or homo so i said dnt watch that im a doctor and put my ear to his heart saying i thought i heard a murmurmy girl says you are not a doctor i said surprise honey but it didnt washbut the guy had a very hairy chestplate so i felt no way wen she broke up with me moments later via text messagebut hey its survival of the fittest out here init

Dipped in chocolate

lol @ even thinkin about throwin the first jab if anything it must be in defence memba 1 time used my forearm (no swarvo) to shield my face as my mum was sending blows she stopped 'SO YOU WANT TO BEAT ME YEAH' turbo swings i ended up in every corner of the yard that day, killer was i was probably getting beaten for something like an offkey look when she was talking to me, never got beaten for the serious sh*t like bunning in the yard or running house bill to 200 pounds on long distant calls to man

what, did sol leave with matt lucas or something?

is ur tranny friend selling his wardrobe

Hey, catch !

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this has been overdue tbh. funny that its one of the nicest people on this place that ended her.

whats with all this chick on chick crime recently.

THAT IS THE FUNNIEST POST I'VE EVER SEEN. KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

tell him you have rheumatoid arthritis and are taking cannabis on advice from a californian homeopath

I keep on coming back to see this ones THIGHS. JESUS

kool ppl, signed up a couple of days ago,heard about this site through facebook,hope everyones all good

Well looking at his shirt, Matt Lucas, and Sol Campbell, I assume the theme of the party was HOMOSEXUALITY.

Dont call me out like that bro

happy bday

Cassiie Melinda

lol at charlie being settled, calling womens fridge untidy was crossing the line man. trusay i wud rather be fed by kaygee too, i got a feeling charlie make sh*t food and covers it under sauce.

Happy birthday mate, have a good one / "Its your round, my Lord, Its your round!"

Happy Birthday

WELCOME MY SON,

do any of you men use baking soda in yr cooking watching one chefs video he is adding it to the fishscale over boiling water and heads seem to be lapping it up?

lol @ washing yourself with yourself i've got things to do that for me

lol, is this wot it's over? my dad first caught me smokin weed, gave me a 'talk', then gave me a beer.

was gunna come on and vent about how beckham inzaghi and ronaldhino are impotent has beens but clazza (can i call him clazza) saves the f*ck*ng daybut why are all the top italian teams generally so wasted nowis it cos they think they are artists as opposed to mcs or something

You know you're desperate when you receive head from a "women" in a veil.