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so my boy rings me. him:so where u up tome: nearly donehim:i'm showered and dressed ill come get u in 5me: yeh coolin reality im sat here in my boxers haven't had a shower, or found clothes to wear or had anything to eat.lmfao hes gonna be PISSED.does anyone else try bait manoeuvres like this.*turns on shower*

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On a real thats my speciality...ME - "yeah fam im just around the corner from you give me 5 mins"HIM - "Whats that i hear sounds like water?"ME - "It's raining outside innit"HIM - *looks outside window* No it aint...ME - Trust me it is... Anywayz you holding me up i will be there soon...safe *Turns off tap and jumps in bath*

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All the time.Especially college days:Friend:Yo where are you u comin college?Me: Yeah fam im on my way im almost thereFriend:Yo where are you?Me: I'm on my way to the bus stop outside my houseThat=Me being 2-3 hours late

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lmfaoALLL THE TIME.Last week my bredrin rang me said have I left yet, I said yeah just left.Man was watching telly lolHe rang me 30 minutes later said "where are you"I said im outside your house.Man was down the road, normally I can get away with this but he was outside, said "I cant see you"I said "Im round the corner, behind them houses blad" lolHe saw me coming from quay down the road when he got to the car we both started benning up cos he does it to me all the time to.Black people ey lol

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M12 you murked it.All the time, theres the home example and the road example.Most people have covered the home example, the road one is the worst cos people have to link up and be punctual to get to certain places.Bredrin: Yer, you left yet?Me: Yer I'm in Streatham *really is at home* *Turns up PC speakers so he thinks I'm driving listening to music*Bredrin: Cool. Hurry up cos we late.*Half hour later*Bredrin: Where are you man, you should of been here time agoMe: I literally just passed Burgess Park man, jam.*Is actually in Streatham*I'm gonna fall out with my friends soon cos I always do that. Certain man get bitchy.

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LMFAO.I do it all the time. Nearly every example has been used, as good as all the stories told I've run them by my bredrins. It goes somthing like this... bredrin rings me and conversations run like this...Bredrin: "You ready?"Me: "Yeah fam, hol tight 5 mins and we'll go."*3 hours later I'm still bopping around the house*It's got so bad now when my bredrin rings me and says 'where are you?' and I reply 'right round the corner from you star' he'll ask 'OK, now really tell me where are you?'.Every single day of the week we went to college I made ALL of my brehs late cos like eediyats they waited up for me. I musta cost them baaaaaaareee EMA.

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Done this yesterday still.....transformers was hard to get away from!*Phone rings*(Friend): You still coming to check this place out with me bruv?(Me): Yeah, coming to ur yard still, be there in 15 mins, just going petrol station to fill up (really on the PC watching the ending of transformers)40 mins later.....(Friend): Where are you G, is there traffic already?(Me): Yea kinda, them temporary traffic lights, theres nuff of them boi ( at this stage, im only just finding my car keys, took me an extra half an hour)20 mins later(Friend): your on a long ting bruv(Me): Im coming right now, sorry g (stepped into Greggs for a munch)Was an 1 hour and 30 mins late....worse thing is, we planned this viewing from 2 days ago....

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