Broken anything

[Lucarelli]

never broke owt but i got my face lassarated by a ice skate

[qks]

armhandribslegfingerfoot

[iKandy]

2 toesNothin else.. *touch wood*

[RaRe UnO.]

broken nose and a fractured eyesocket.

[En Sabah Nur]

broke my right thumb - was in a ruck n the boy tried 2 kick me, so i went 2 grab his foot n swing him round in2 a clothesline cactus jack style.. it didnt quite work out how i plannedfractured my wrist 2 - was in a karate competion (im a badaman black belt 2nd dan) and 4 the power demonstration i had 2 punch through as many wooden blocks as i cud. my brother (4 years older n also a 2nd dan black belt) went thru 5 blocks, i refused 2 loose 2 him so i went 4 5..punched the blocks as hard as i could, fracturing my wrist in the process but it was worth it the trophy has my name on it n stands on my shelf

[qks]

broke my right thumb - was in a ruck n the boy tried 2 kick me, so i went 2 grab his foot n swing him round in2 a clothesline cactus jack style.. it didnt quite work out how i plannedfractured my wrist 2 - was in a karate competion (im a badaman black belt 2nd dan) and 4 the power demonstration i had 2 punch through as many wooden blocks as i cud. my brother (4 years older n also a 2nd dan black belt) went thru 5 blocks, i refused 2 loose 2 him so i went 4 5..punched the blocks as hard as i could, fracturing my wrist in the process but it was worth it the trophy has my name on it n stands on my shelf

boy this is pretty much exactly how i broke my hand

[Mr Q]

A girls Heart, so im told.But no bones.*touch wood*

[Soca Junkie]

Broke my big toe on my left foot... ran into the bathrooom... slipped on the floor and it bent on the wall to the left.Broke my little finger on my right hand... when I was younger I went to pick up a ballon and some guy went to kick it but kicked the finger instead...now its bent when I straighten my hand... i can move the bone.Right now I think I have a slipped disc in my spin but the hospital are taking their sweet time to xray it... physio did f*ck all.

[Guest haze-e]

Foreskin.

[En Sabah Nur]

broke my right thumb - was in a ruck n the boy tried 2 kick me, so i went 2 grab his foot n swing him round in2 a clothesline cactus jack style.. it didnt quite work out how i plannedfractured my wrist 2 - was in a karate competion (im a badaman black belt 2nd dan) and 4 the power demonstration i had 2 punch through as many wooden blocks as i cud. my brother (4 years older n also a 2nd dan black belt) went thru 5 blocks, i refused 2 loose 2 him so i went 4 5..punched the blocks as hard as i could, fracturing my wrist in the process but it was worth it the trophy has my name on it n stands on my shelf

boy this is pretty much exactly how i broke my hand

ur sposed 2 snap back after a punch 2 displace the force.. i followed throughnot a smart move

[Scorpzz]

Foreskin.

LOL pissed.

[Guest haze-e]

Foreskin.

LOL pissed.

Loool. Llow it.Can you imagine though.Being real i have broken only my leg when i was younger.Hit and duck out.

[Ella]

my mum has a frozen shoulder, so annoyin, hate it when my mums hurt

lol, same here. I hate to see her in pain and I feel really bad for her at first, but then she milks it She was in hospital over the summer and when she came home I had to do all the normal stuff like helping her get making dinner and what not. She's as fit as a bloody fiddle now and she's still trying it. When she can't be bothered to do something she always draws for the "oh you know i'm still recovering blah blah blah" line I don't wanna jinx myself, but I have never broken anything (god forbid, touch wood, 70 X 7) I've only torn ligaments and fractured (tiny ones) stuff

[Shy One]

just my heartjoke

[Anderson]

Every finger and every toe.Nowt else. Muscular injuries are worse though.

[smaddy]

my mum has a frozen shoulder, so annoyin, hate it when my mums hurt

lol, same here. I hate to see her in pain and I feel really bad for her at first, but then she milks it She was in hospital over the summer and when she came home I had to do all the normal stuff like helping her get making dinner and what not. She's as fit as a bloody fiddle now and she's still trying it. When she can't be bothered to do something she always draws for the "oh you know i'm still recovering blah blah blah" line I don't wanna jinx myself, but I have never broken anything (god forbid, touch wood, 70 X 7) I've only torn ligaments and fractured (tiny ones) stuff

tell me about it, my mum over milks iti duno if u have ever seen ur mum dropbut for me its one a da most f*cked up things to see, she drops, proper dramatic and sh*t and instead of jus gettin back up like normal people she stays there for longand then i wanna buss up larfin, but shes all serious "im hurt"no u ain mum, u ain, u jus dont wanna cook dinner this evenin

[Shawn_Carter]

Broken nose and fractured jaw in a fight a few months ago. Chipped my tooth then as well.That's it.

[Malika]

i swear ive broken my noseu ever have someone bite ur nose where the bone is n not let go till ur screamin so loud its unreali had black eyes for days

[Dat Boy B]

I fell of a 20 ft wall near my house and broke my arm (in year 8)I remember trying to soldier the pain because there was people about.Went home , Mum and Dad took me hospital. Got in my dads car and the pain was ridiculous, then i started crying . LOL

[Shy One]

my mum has a frozen shoulder, so annoyin, hate it when my mums hurt

lol, same here. I hate to see her in pain and I feel really bad for her at first, but then she milks it She was in hospital over the summer and when she came home I had to do all the normal stuff like helping her get making dinner and what not. She's as fit as a bloody fiddle now and she's still trying it. When she can't be bothered to do something she always draws for the "oh you know i'm still recovering blah blah blah" line I don't wanna jinx myself, but I have never broken anything (god forbid, touch wood, 70 X 7) I've only torn ligaments and fractured (tiny ones) stuff

tell me about it, my mum over milks iti duno if u have ever seen ur mum dropbut for me its one a da most f*cked up things to see, she drops, proper dramatic and sh*t and instead of jus gettin back up like normal people she stays there for longand then i wanna buss up larfin, but shes all serious "im hurt"no u ain mum, u ain, u jus dont wanna cook dinner this evenin

I know it sounds bad. But i crease everytime she drops.we must been in liverpool street couple months ago, n shes all running for the bus in boots and she dropped like she was a toddler, proper stumbled n dropped forwards, then was jus lying on the ground baffled. i just had to crease. specially as it was the wrong bus lmao

[AwKwaRD]

broke my wrist 3 times .. same place in the space of 5 years

[M.Dot]

Broke(fractured and dislocated) my wrist playing football.Went to hook the ball clear away from the barline and as I swung someone gave me a sly little push I put my hand out and heard the snap. Worst thing is I never knew who did it, for when we played them again the next season.Someone was meant to have called an ambulance...which never came, while I lay on the ground for the rest of the match next to our subs who were bussin jokes and then asking how I could be laughing. The pain was f*cked by the time I was in hospital.

[CRACKTRO]

I went to the doctors and he told me I had hypochondria.I said 'not that as well!'

Aha.That's well funny. Like reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally funny. Hilarious.

[Soca Junkie]

my mum has a frozen shoulder, so annoyin, hate it when my mums hurt

lol, same here. I hate to see her in pain and I feel really bad for her at first, but then she milks it She was in hospital over the summer and when she came home I had to do all the normal stuff like helping her get making dinner and what not. She's as fit as a bloody fiddle now and she's still trying it. When she can't be bothered to do something she always draws for the "oh you know i'm still recovering blah blah blah" line I don't wanna jinx myself, but I have never broken anything (god forbid, touch wood, 70 X 7) I've only torn ligaments and fractured (tiny ones) stuff

tell me about it, my mum over milks iti duno if u have ever seen ur mum dropbut for me its one a da most f*cked up things to see, she drops, proper dramatic and sh*t and instead of jus gettin back up like normal people she stays there for longand then i wanna buss up larfin, but shes all serious "im hurt"no u ain mum, u ain, u jus dont wanna cook dinner this evenin

I know it sounds bad. But i crease everytime she drops.we must been in liverpool street couple months ago, n shes all running for the bus in boots and she dropped like she was a toddler, proper stumbled n dropped forwards, then was jus lying on the ground baffled. i just had to crease. specially as it was the wrong bus lmao

I don't think mothers undertand how funny it is when someone drops...or maybe just my mum...Old people falling>>>>______Sorry but its too much.

[Lionel Messi]

Broke my left foot playing football. Couldn't even walk ya know. Stupid Dad put ice on it. faarking hell, twas mad.I remember my big Sis was swinging a golf club (driver) and she kill off her ankle.I cried... from laughter