Mr Kipling Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I don't believe in Valentines Day.Any Hallmark holiday.My dad text me saying "Happy valentines day" and my man said "Oh yeh, it's valentines day init..." and my friend text me saying "Valentines Day! Flowers £70, Dinner £80, Hotel room for the night £200, the look on his face when you tell him you're on your period... priceless" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 went 2 my freinds b'day event in brockwellsnearly got shot (no Treacle)rave done, we cut out straight away 2 avoid madnessso we'r walking to the cab station now talking about our feet are hurtingsee sum yute SPLURTING 2wards us, nuff man chasing himmy cuz screams 'RUN IN THE CAB OFFICE', but he was gone i hear poop, but i thought it was a fircracker, these time the yutes are practically right infront of us nowPOOP POOPi was GHOST, my feet was bunnin but i duss like linford, looked behind me cudnt see my girls but i just carried on runnin samewayeventually found my peeps, tell me now y instead of running my cousin decided to HIDE BEHIND A POLE, like she wud magic become invisible/bulletproofstill we got rescued by sum driver guy freind, got home, prayed and went sleepona level i hope the guy got away, but if he didnt il snitch rags, i saw faces, 1 even tried to draw me in the rave, i was pissed, running in my nice nice burshka shoes kmt, booooy....LMAO DIFFERENT. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 whol arn were u there numesu saw me an never said hiand yes i do, allow running a catching a titty box in my left eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted February 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 lol...... at the tits not the shooting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AirMaxKing. Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 i aint done nothing on valentines since i found out it was founded by some sadomite Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fly Boy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Went Ealing Boulevard.Hit them with the funky skank.Im all still drunk now.You was there as well?What did you think?BravI drank a bottle of Bacardi a dragon stout and like 1/4 of a bottle of Appletons rum before I got in the danceThen between 4 of us we must have bought about 6 bottlesHad to buss the shower rain dance when coldstepz was screamin "and were on dis ting, sexy ladies on dis ting"Theres was couple gyal in the rave still.Other than thatf*ck R'n'Bf*ck Bashmentf*ck MarioDunn outz to dem bwoi dehI should have gone some funky house ting in east that finished at 10am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I don't believe in Valentines Day.Any Hallmark holiday.My dad text me saying "Happy valentines day" and my man said "Oh yeh, it's valentines day init..." and my friend text me saying "Valentines Day! Flowers £70, Dinner £80, Hotel room for the night £200, the look on his face when you tell him you're on your period... priceless"lol i got one of those texts too, made me smilemy valentine's day was alright in the end, apart from the cool kids fiasco which i dnt wanna talk aboutsome guy at uni bought his girlfriend a peuguot 206, had it waiting out the front with a bow on it and allsorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 LOL @ The pole.Kind of thing i would do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I don't believe in Valentines Day.Any Hallmark holiday.My dad text me saying "Happy valentines day" and my man said "Oh yeh, it's valentines day init..." and my friend text me saying "Valentines Day! Flowers £70, Dinner £80, Hotel room for the night £200, the look on his face when you tell him you're on your period... priceless"lol i got one of those texts too, made me smilemy valentine's day was alright in the end, apart from the cool kids fiasco which i dnt wanna talk aboutsome guy at uni bought his girlfriend a peuguot 206, had it waiting out the front with a bow on it and allsortsMy gosh! She mussa bin estatic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savant Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Went Ealing Boulevard.Hit them with the funky skank.Im all still drunk now.You was there as well?What did you think?BravI drank a bottle of Bacardi a dragon stout and like 1/4 of a bottle of Appletons rum before I got in the danceThen between 4 of us we must have bought about 6 bottlesHad to buss the shower rain dance when coldstepz was screamin "and were on dis ting, sexy ladies on dis ting"Theres was couple gyal in the rave still.Other than thatf*ck R'n'Bf*ck Bashmentf*ck MarioDunn outz to dem bwoi dehI should have gone some funky house ting in east that finished at 10amHe's a fassy but he has definately got the bars for funky. Mos def. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treacle Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 went 2 my freinds b'day event in brockwellsnearly got shot (no Treacle)rave done, we cut out straight away 2 avoid madnessso we'r walking to the cab station now talking about our feet are hurtingsee sum yute SPLURTING 2wards us, nuff man chasing himmy cuz screams 'RUN IN THE CAB OFFICE', but he was gone i hear poop, but i thought it was a fircracker, these time the yutes are practically right infront of us nowPOOP POOPi was GHOST, my feet was bunnin but i duss like linford, looked behind me cudnt see my girls but i just carried on runnin samewayeventually found my peeps, tell me now y instead of running my cousin decided to HIDE BEHIND A POLE, like she wud magic become invisible/bulletproofstill we got rescued by sum driver guy freind, got home, prayed and went sleepona level i hope the guy got away, but if he didnt il snitch rags, i saw faces, 1 even tried to draw me in the rave, i was pissed, running in my nice nice burshka shoes kmt, booooy....There is actually NO difference is this little scenario than my one, so f*ck it, I am bookmarking this page, and next time some mug wants to chuck it, I am posting a link STRAIGHT to this page, nothin long. I am not the only person who tells stories of events they get caught up in which involve violence, as kurious has just posted/proved. That is all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Messy Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 mine was cool had a nice card some, perfume then went to a japanese restaurant Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Shut up Treacle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Went Ealing Boulevard.Hit them with the funky skank.Im all still drunk now.You was there as well?What did you think?BravI drank a bottle of Bacardi a dragon stout and like 1/4 of a bottle of Appletons rum before I got in the danceThen between 4 of us we must have bought about 6 bottlesHad to buss the shower rain dance when coldstepz was screamin "and were on dis ting, sexy ladies on dis ting"Theres was couple gyal in the rave still.Other than thatf*ck R'n'Bf*ck Bashmentf*ck MarioDunn outz to dem bwoi dehI should have gone some funky house ting in east that finished at 10amI'm out of touch, whats this Shower Rain dance thing then?Yeah the Bashment they played yesterday was ancient. Infact I dont remember hearing any new tunes apart from Usher - That Girl Right There which sounded sick, and the Flo-Rida tune. Dance was a bit pooey, stillAnd nah Kurious, I was at some next place where they drawed for the ting dem. You know man woulda played Wine Pon It out the whip if I saw you outside the rave so I can get a little scrubs, y'zeeeit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Treacle Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 Shut up Treacle.No, YOU shut up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I don't believe in Valentines Day.Any Hallmark holiday.My dad text me saying "Happy valentines day" and my man said "Oh yeh, it's valentines day init..." and my friend text me saying "Valentines Day! Flowers £70, Dinner £80, Hotel room for the night £200, the look on his face when you tell him you're on your period... priceless"lol i got one of those texts too, made me smilemy valentine's day was alright in the end, apart from the cool kids fiasco which i dnt wanna talk aboutsome guy at uni bought his girlfriend a peuguot 206, had it waiting out the front with a bow on it and allsortsMy gosh! She mussa bin estatic!yeah she looked it, she was jumping up and down, screaming in her language lol.. they were both international studentsevery girl watching looked pissed, including myself. how can you get a car for valentines?! some people didnt even get a card lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 I don't believe in Valentines Day.Any Hallmark holiday.My dad text me saying "Happy valentines day" and my man said "Oh yeh, it's valentines day init..." and my friend text me saying "Valentines Day! Flowers £70, Dinner £80, Hotel room for the night £200, the look on his face when you tell him you're on your period... priceless"lol i got one of those texts too, made me smilemy valentine's day was alright in the end, apart from the cool kids fiasco which i dnt wanna talk aboutsome guy at uni bought his girlfriend a peuguot 206, had it waiting out the front with a bow on it and allsortsMy gosh! She mussa bin estatic!yeah she looked it, she was jumping up and down, screaming in her language lol.. they were both international studentsevery girl watching looked pissed, including myself. how can you get a car for valentines?! some people didnt even get a card lolpissed in your faceshame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Its That Time Posted February 15, 2008 Report Share Posted February 15, 2008 went on a link and f*cked her*smiles* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teq9 Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Could have been better. I made no effort, and subsequently received no p*ssy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smaddy Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 I don't believe in Valentines Day.Any Hallmark holiday.My dad text me saying "Happy valentines day" and my man said "Oh yeh, it's valentines day init..." and my friend text me saying "Valentines Day! Flowers £70, Dinner £80, Hotel room for the night £200, the look on his face when you tell him you're on your period... priceless"lol i got one of those texts too, made me smilemy valentine's day was alright in the end, apart from the cool kids fiasco which i dnt wanna talk aboutsome guy at uni bought his girlfriend a peuguot 206, had it waiting out the front with a bow on it and allsortswow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAKE HEED Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 i aint done nothing on valentines since i found out it was founded by some sadomiteserious? carpe bottle urselfI don't believe in Valentines Day.Any Hallmark holiday.My dad text me saying "Happy valentines day" and my man said "Oh yeh, it's valentines day init..." and my friend text me saying "Valentines Day! Flowers £70, Dinner £80, Hotel room for the night £200, the look on his face when you tell him you're on your period... priceless" stopped reading there Shut up Treacle.No, YOU shut up.No, YOU shut up.Suck my d*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Mine was alright. Got a card in the morning from a secret admirer (dadâs writing). Arrived home from work to see a bag in the passage with my name on it (mumâs writing) from another âsecret admirerâ, with another card, a teddy, a rose and chocs. Went cinema with a mate and was surprised with a £120 pair of shoes. Then went home (apologised to my parents for having a go re their secret admirer idea) and snuggled up with my cat. Well at least you got some p*ssyb-boom*dodges stray tomatoe* LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpzz Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Shut up Treacle.No, YOU shut up.smh why did you have to bring race into it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maxxx Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 Was ok still...Took my girl out to a italian restrurant, had nice meal..Went home.. watched film... then the magic happend. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 f*cked my Ex. Nothing else notable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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