The best ice-breaker you have ever used on a chick

[Guest Mickey Kane]

Sadly no, Michael.

LMAO @ thinking 'no' is enough to deter Michel Kane III in 2008...Remember, I roll with Scorpzz innit.

[Aquaman]

BEST "that guy" BREAKER ?THAT WOULD BE AN "that guy" PICK TO THEIR NECK IN THE BACK OF MY UNCLE TARIQS TAXI TELLING THEM IF THEY DNT SHUT THE f*ck UP AND LET ME RAPE THEM I;L f*ckIN CUT HER HEAD OFFUSUALY WORKS ON MOST (ALL) FEMALES

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[L]

"you've got well nice breasts"

[Goddaz]

BEST "that guy" BREAKER ?THAT WOULD BE AN "that guy" PICK TO THEIR NECK IN THE BACK OF MY UNCLE TARIQS TAXI TELLING THEM IF THEY DNT SHUT THE f*ck UP AND LET ME RAPE THEM I;L f*ckIN CUT HER HEAD OFFUSUALY WORKS ON MOST (ALL) FEMALES

ERGDTYHRYJTUYBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I can just picture that I got a taxi a few weeks ago & guess what his name was?*wipes tears*

[Goddaz]

Basic greetings usually work fine followed by asking open questions so I can feed off it.Establishing similarities aids good results & using surroundings usually work good too.

[Goddaz]

Making a chick laugh is another good icebreaker

[Goddaz]

Nah man humanityP lolThe thing is many ppl do what I've said all the time but don't know itI just love studying the ways of females & ppl generally

[Guest dynamat]

Couple of time just threw myself on girls when im in states at a rave, gave them a cheeky smile...then just dived in witht he tongue.Never failed....but ive only done it twice.....and im fit

[Guest mattthernbsinger]

go to ur local kebab get some flyers go into town and hand them to hot girls and start talknig to them bout it then change the convo on the sly.works a treat for the single man

[Guest Mr. Estacado]

must be crazy i just pull out da penis 1 speed. ''just touch it init it don't bite but it will wrap around yr face like a f*ckin anaconda if you dnt get to fappin in the nxt 5 seconds''

[Percy]

Basic greeting.'Hello how art thou on this dire day''Thy body looks like its worth great amounts like price of 6 camels in Elshabar'

[Supernova]

go to ur local kebab get some flyers go into town and hand them to hot girls and start talknig to them bout it then change the convo on the sly.works a treat for the single man

Kebab shop lmaosurely u wud wanan be promoting an eventnot Mr Sams house kebabs

[J89]

go to ur local kebab get some flyers go into town and hand them to hot girls and start talknig to them bout it then change the convo on the sly.works a treat for the single man

Kebab shop lmaosurely u wud wanan be promoting an eventnot Mr Sams house kebabs

True, id rather show my d*ck on the sopt than promote some kebab house.If u wanna hand sh*t out do events/business cards etc, out of everything it had to be a f*ck*ng kebab house

[Davicious X]

Waaay back in 99 with 2 girls in my apartment we was so drunk basically dropping nothing but Vodka.All I said was "Grab my d*ck" "that guy" broke and windows shattered like a motherf*cker after that!Bang bang bang bang bang

[Mist]

i was a work last nite and i heard the sick "that guy" breaker....after he asked my name, is said"you're part of a dying race"had me cracking up

[Natalie]

Basic greeting.'Hello how art thou on this dire day''Thy body looks like its worth great amounts like price of 6 camels in Elshabar'

Lol i'd be like then Beg you try that out on road and see if you get the same response.Disclaimer- Dunce breeds will be like this for an hour. No point in tryin.Go, go, go lol

[Colin Turnover]

The lolly ting was big.That was more of a brainwashing ting a minute or two after the "that guy" was broken.

[Badman]

the icebreakers are difficult in any situationlots of nerveslots of egolots of uncertainty leading to paranoia leading to agression etclolgreat fun

[Gage]

Me - Do u know how much a polar bear weighs?She - NoMe - Neither do I, but it broke the "that guy"

[Guest Lemons]

I just merge organically into their back and gets to dancing.Don't even have to be in a rave to do it, on road, post office...

[Numero001]

BEST "that guy" BREAKER ?THAT WOULD BE AN "that guy" PICK TO THEIR NECK IN THE BACK OF MY UNCLE TARIQS TAXI TELLING THEM IF THEY DNT SHUT THE f*ck UP AND LET ME RAPE THEM I;L f*ckIN CUT HER HEAD OFFUSUALY WORKS ON MOST (ALL) FEMALES

LMAO[NBA Jam commo] He's on fire [/]Your sick fam.

[Guest Cousin Of Sleep]

'Does this tissue smell like chloroform?'

[revs]

if in a club:i roll up to the bitch and dip my finger in their drink and swirl it around. Give them a cheeky smile and say "you gonna finish that?"*do not so this*

[Mic Man]

kl b thnx 4 d add

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[Numero001]

Even he *touch wood* stood up and paid attention when you walked past.