School Dinners

[Mic Man]

i remember one day wen bare kids licked out the tuck shop lol

i remember when i managed to sneek the whole full box of milky bars out of the tuck shop

[Baroness.]

Was more of a buss out the front or back gates and hit chicken shop ting but if not£1 meal! - nuggets, mash, beansgosh i remember the day some neek spotted the drinks vending machine open, the way he got trampled as about 50 heads ran towards it.Bare man got taxed drinks, i didn't even touch the machine and ended up with 4 fanta fruit twists

[anti social]

Used to rob from Secondary School canteen like it was nuffin, burgers in blazer pockets with coat on top, can drink in the palm of my left hand down by my side and pay with the right, when canteen was jam packed just dash it in the bag, would be so embarressing if I got caught these times =/

Im sssssooooooo glad sum1 mentioned this. The amount of times ive stood at the canteen n ordered 2 burgers 2 sausage rolls 2 pieces of toast and a can of coke, but by the time i get 2 the till, IM HOLDING 1 PIECE OF TOAST WHICH COSTS 17 PENCE!!!!!!!! And i cnt 4get the "dinner ticket black market" Bare manaman in my school would happily sell their 3 meal ticket 2 spend on cigarettes or gamble it away. And most importantly big up my bang bang my parents have been in employment 4 several years yet im still pickin up a dinner ticket gang. I never got rumbled untill my final year, and by that time every1 was on a chip shop flex anyway. lol.

[Trilliam]

Used to rob from Secondary School canteen like it was nuffin, burgers in blazer pockets with coat on top, can drink in the palm of my left hand down by my side and pay with the right, when canteen was jam packed just dash it in the bag, would be so embarressing if I got caught these times =/

Im sssssooooooo glad sum1 mentioned this. The amount of times ive stood at the canteen n ordered 2 burgers 2 sausage rolls 2 pieces of toast and a can of coke, but by the time i get 2 the till, IM HOLDING 1 PIECE OF TOAST WHICH COSTS 17 PENCE!!!!!!!! And i cnt 4get the "dinner ticket black market" Bare manaman in my school would happily sell their 3 meal ticket 2 spend on cigarettes or gamble it away. And most importantly big up my bang bang my parents have been in employment 4 several years yet im still pickin up a dinner ticket gang. I never got rumbled untill my final year, and by that time every1 was on a chip shop flex anyway. lol.

I ate half my breakfast in the lunchline and the other half on the way out, come out empty handed but full stomached. I swapped a parker pen for a £2.50 free lunch tablet in yr7 best hustle evr.

[Mr Q]

Fish Fridays were the worst.

[Trilliam]

Jamie Oliver f*cked up school dinners anyway.

[Baroness.]

Errrr i just remembered them f*cked up pots of pasta....baaaaare water in the bottom

[Trilliam]

Errrr i just remembered them f*cked up pots of pasta....baaaaare water in the bottom

rank know them ones.

[anti social]

Used to rob from Secondary School canteen like it was nuffin, burgers in blazer pockets with coat on top, can drink in the palm of my left hand down by my side and pay with the right, when canteen was jam packed just dash it in the bag, would be so embarressing if I got caught these times =/

Im sssssooooooo glad sum1 mentioned this. The amount of times ive stood at the canteen n ordered 2 burgers 2 sausage rolls 2 pieces of toast and a can of coke, but by the time i get 2 the till, IM HOLDING 1 PIECE OF TOAST WHICH COSTS 17 PENCE!!!!!!!! And i cnt 4get the "dinner ticket black market" Bare manaman in my school would happily sell their 3 meal ticket 2 spend on cigarettes or gamble it away. And most importantly big up my bang bang my parents have been in employment 4 several years yet im still pickin up a dinner ticket gang. I never got rumbled untill my final year, and by that time every1 was on a chip shop flex anyway. lol.

I ate half my breakfast in the lunchline and the other half on the way out, come out empty handed but full stomached. I swapped a parker pen for a £2.50 free lunch tablet in yr7 best hustle evr.

Oh yes i remeber the Parker pen hustle. Every now n then you would get that fool pupil or teacher who would bring in the calligraphy set. Then get jacked. Gel pens were up there as well. Now that i think about it, School is the first place i learnt 2 hustle.

[kahuna]

the tuck lunch was the worst ever, if you missed your years dinner sitting you would go buy crisps as your main course from the tuck shop. with astro belts and penny sweets.and wash it down with a panda pop my teeth would always hurt from the ammount of suagr, and then id piss my teacher off being hyper

[Nola D]

Used to rob from Secondary School canteen like it was nuffin, burgers in blazer pockets with coat on top, can drink in the palm of my left hand down by my side and pay with the right, when canteen was jam packed just dash it in the bag, would be so embarressing if I got caught these times =/

Im sssssooooooo glad sum1 mentioned this. The amount of times ive stood at the canteen n ordered 2 burgers 2 sausage rolls 2 pieces of toast and a can of coke, but by the time i get 2 the till, IM HOLDING 1 PIECE OF TOAST WHICH COSTS 17 PENCE!!!!!!!! And i cnt 4get the "dinner ticket black market" Bare manaman in my school would happily sell their 3 meal ticket 2 spend on cigarettes or gamble it away. And most importantly big up my bang bang my parents have been in employment 4 several years yet im still pickin up a dinner ticket gang. I never got rumbled untill my final year, and by that time every1 was on a chip shop flex anyway. lol.

haha this was friend, she was heavy for that still

[Guest Esquilax]

bang bang rich enough to choose what i eat gangcrisps and chocolate and lemonade at lunch>>>>> f*ck*ng chicken drummers :Sand that chocolate custard wasnt even chocolatei dont even KNOW what that was.

[Baroness.]

Lol i remember all the Muslim yutes used to still collect their lunch voucher and shot them during Ramadan

[Young £]

Lol i remember all the Muslim yutes used to still collect their lunch voucher and shot them during Ramadan

norms

[Grafter]

Agreed.At the time.The jelly aswell.....boy.

loved this, with the bits of tangarine at the bottomnever ever ate the custardturkey drummers still

[Guest Esquilax]

its really not about finding the dinner ladies hair in your custard IMO

[VENOM]

my mum was the catering supervisor , and we had proper cooked food not this bullshit most schools eat now, only frozen stuff that was cooked was veg and some chips, and chips was once a week. school dinner was like home cooking. ur were the odd one out NOT to eat it...

[Trilliam]

Dunno how you guys can talk about merking off the food with your fingers and having it all over your face / clothes an ting. The lunchladies at my primary were old fogeys, the thought of them touching my food put me off it majorly.Packed lunch >> _____Eat your sandwhiches first though !

[Guest Esquilax]

Dunno how you guys can talk about merking off the food with your fingers and having it all over your face / clothes an ting. The lunchladies at my primary were old fogeys, the thought of them touching my food put me off it majorly.Packed lunch >> _____Eat your sandwhiches first though !

TEITEIKAYEKAYE

[Baroness.]

We didn't get cooked lunches till High School, was depressing.I had packed lunches on lock though, had a food flask, used to bring in pasta and tuna with veg, ravioli, cornedbeef and rice with veg etc.Also my mum used to bring me bacon sandwiches in first school. The envy was alot lol

[FKFJ.]

Agreed.At the time.The jelly aswell.....boy.

loved this, with the bits of tangarine at the bottomnever ever ate the custardturkey drummers still

Oooh sh*tThese were the lliiiickSheperds pie... bangers n mash... cheesy macaroni and cheese - good times, good times.Can never go wrong with apple crumble and custard - still get them from the sixth form canteen :D

[Guest Esquilax]

We didn't get cooked lunches till High School, was depressing.I had packed lunches on lock though, had a food flask, used to bring in pasta and tuna with veg, ravioli, cornedbeef and rice with veg etc.Also my mum used to bring me bacon sandwiches in first school. The envy was alot lol

you must have f*ck*ng stank(no send)

[FreeMason]

We didn't get cooked lunches till High School, was depressing.I had packed lunches on lock though, had a food flask, used to bring in pasta and tuna with veg, ravioli, cornedbeef and rice with veg etc.Also my mum used to bring me bacon sandwiches in first school. The envy was alot lol

you must have f*ck*ng stank(no send)

lololOLOLDroppped it like its HAT.AnywaysSchool dinners >>>> Packed lunch.

[Jodie]

I remember when me and a bunch of frends teefed bare drinks and chocolate from the canteen when it was closed.Stupid people left the doors unlocked so we jus ran it and jacked bare calipso drinks and kit kats.those were the f*ck*ng days.

[Guest SKYSCRAPER]

I remember when me and a bunch of frends teefed bare drinks and chocolate from the canteen when it was closed.Stupid people left the doors unlocked so we jus ran it and jacked bare calipso drinks and kit kats.those were the f*ck*ng days.

Jodie, what is that in your sig?