easy.pee.zee Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 dont take piss but i was recently attacked by 2 toads,,,ugly as sin they were..i was walking on the canal bike track on a dusky evening t'uva week.....i saw summet in the shadows flick pass me....i was intrigued...it had been raining and i hadf my brolly..i thought it was a field mouse or summet...anywho i turned back and saw that it was some humongous warty toad...i stopmped on the groungd around it it didnt move.... i rustled my bag near ity..it didnt move...in the end i poked it with my brolly.....when i say toad got irate....it jumped on my leg and clung on..i screamed like i was being tortured...out of blue i feel a plop on my neck...its kin had jumped on my neck...i was fitting.....i flicked the knee toad of..n had to grab the neck toad...felt nasty...i ran across the canal bridge...i swear i looked back and both toads were staring directly at me in the middle of the bridge...as if to say ..'yeah....keep walking'' needless to say i went t'uva route back home Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Toad rape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 lmao lolstrange a woman at work was talking to me about frogs and how her dogs eats them but they r poiseness I aint seen a frog or toad in time last time i saw one was at 249 Philip lane Tottenham in April 2005 there is some little path see some toad half dead i put it out of its misery SLOWLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 arhhh there harmless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 LMFAO thats f*ckedi never knew they went on like thatthey have teeth apprtly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drifterman Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 lmao lolstrange a woman at work was talking to me about frogs and how her dogs eats them but they r poiseness I aint seen a frog or toad in time last time i saw one was at 249 Philip lane Tottenham in April 2005 there is some little path see some toad half dead i put it out of its misery SLOWLYLMFAO@Full address and date. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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easy.pee.zee Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 talking bout slimy things;can u eat garden snails like the french do.....il eat owt.....so im looking to cook up th bliters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 talking bout slimy things;can u eat garden snails like the french do.....il eat owt.....so im looking to cook up th blitersyh but u have to feed them bread first to clean them out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Medic Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 ahaha what a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easy.pee.zee Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 warbutons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kim Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 warbutons?simply value girrrlfreind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easy.pee.zee Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 warbutons?wet mushy or dry.....cos wouldnt a snail dry up on dry bread.simply value girrrlfreind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 allow toads, they aggresive tingssee nuff frogs and newts about tho Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lengmiester Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 SKEEN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lengmiester Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 see nuff newts about thoDUNNO FAM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
easy.pee.zee Posted May 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 newts hot..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 these must be the "frogs on acid" cluekids talkin bout Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beavis Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 I f*ck*ng hate frogs/toads dont know what i would do if one jumped at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 dont take piss but i was recently attacked by 2 toads,,,ugly as sin they were..i was walking on the canal bike track on a dusky evening t'uva week.....i saw summet in the shadows flick pass me....i was intrigued...it had been raining and i hadf my brolly..i thought it was a field mouse or summet...anywho i turned back and saw that it was some humongous warty toad...i stopmped on the groungd around it it didnt move.... i rustled my bag near ity..it didnt move...in the end i poked it with my brolly.....when i say toad got irate....it jumped on my leg and clung on..i screamed like i was being tortured...out of blue i feel a plop on my neck...its kin had jumped on my neck...i was fitting.....i flicked the knee toad of..n had to grab the neck toad...felt nasty...i ran across the canal bridge...i swear i looked back and both toads were staring directly at me in the middle of the bridge...as if to say ..'yeah....keep walking'' needless to say i went t'uva route back homeThem toads there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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