Em Dott Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Nah.Don't want to watch all that blood, sh*t and afterbirth being pushed out.I'll be there after it's stopped and they wiped down the yout.My girl's mum is a midwife and she has told me some horrible stories so believe I won't be there. I'll be busy playing PSP in the waiting room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 i was there when my son was born,, lets just say it was a messy ordeal. i saw EVERYTHING. i saw my son head coming out the narni, his head looked like some squashed do-nut, but the midwife said the head shape doesn't stay that way. bare blood. bare stitches, bare unknown juices, and the the afterbirth was gruesome. BUTit was the best day of my life. seeing little man coming into this world. i felt like a man i did.You're a dad?Seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 No too squeamish could never actually see it being concievedwould wait in the delivery room like my pops did and his pops did and his pops didold school african tendenciesi have been traumatized since I saw a video in school where a baby was born bare blood and some blue stuff and some sh*t aswell smhyou dont have to exactly stare at your girls pum all the time, just be there and hold her hand, support her etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yes.Standardly.I'm gonna be brave and make a generalisaton that any man who DOESN'T want to see his son/daughter being born because he "Doesn't wanna see some blood" is a f*ck*ng wasteman and not fit to become a father.ill c/s this stillI will be there but i don't agree with the red. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARLO STANSFIELD Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 i was robbed of the opportunity to be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Van Der Wavy Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Im taking the 'too posh to push' route so I wouldnt mind if he was there!!!!The f*ck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yes.Standardly.I'm gonna be brave and make a generalisaton that any man who DOESN'T want to see his son/daughter being born because he "Doesn't wanna see some blood" is a f*ck*ng wasteman and not fit to become a father.LOLCome on. That's not even near being real in my opinion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Im taking the 'too posh to push' route so I wouldnt mind if he was there!!!!The f*ck?:lol:Hey at least she'll still have her toight narni but big scar on her belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 naturallyonly pen or death will stop me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 the cheek of that guy! as if to say hes got the hard partWomen don't understand the distress that men experience in childbirth. What kind of turbulent and crushing ordeal it is. Witnessing your firstborn irreversibly render your woman's appetisingly-tight little pum into the dimensions of a melted Wellington boot. The strife of mixed emotions, wrenching his spirit apart like a torture rack. The euphoric joy, underpinned by the undying resentment toward his child for his ruined sexual future. That resentment is being hatched and embedded into his soul forever, like a hidden bruise which shall never heal. The realisation that he will soon have to betray his fiercely loyal nature and seek other untarnished puni, because sex with wifey will forever be akin to cleaning a corridor with a cotton bud. It is truly troubling sh*t to deal withWomen are so insensitive sometimesLMFAOanways, Kegel exercises help the narni tone back up again, so if the wife starts doing em whilst she's pregnant the bucket should return to a sharpener a while after she's had the baby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 the cheek of that guy! as if to say hes got the hard partWomen don't understand the distress that men experience in childbirth. What kind of turbulent and crushing ordeal it is. Witnessing your firstborn irreversibly render your woman's appetisingly-tight little pum into the dimensions of a melted Wellington boot. The strife of mixed emotions, wrenching his spirit apart like a torture rack. The euphoric joy, underpinned by the undying resentment toward his child for his ruined sexual future. That resentment is being hatched and embedded into his soul forever, like a hidden bruise which shall never heal. The realisation that he will soon have to betray his fiercely loyal nature and seek other untarnished puni, because sex with wifey will forever be akin to cleaning a corridor with a cotton bud. It is truly troubling sh*t to deal withWomen are so insensitive sometimesLMFAOanways, Kegel exercises help the narni tone back up again, so if the wife starts doing em whilst she's pregnant so the bucket should return to a sharpener a while after she's had the baby.& If that doesn't work... plastic surgery is there too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ankle Murda Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yes.Standardly.I'm gonna be brave and make a generalisaton that any man who DOESN'T want to see his son/daughter being born because he "Doesn't wanna see some blood" is a f*ck*ng wasteman and not fit to become a father./Thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Yes.Standardly.I'm gonna be brave and make a generalisaton that any man who DOESN'T want to see his son/daughter being born because he "Doesn't wanna see some blood" is a f*ck*ng wasteman and not fit to become a father.Lol sick guy, you deaded anything valid you were gonna say by starting like thatLike I said earlier Marlon, certain man are just NOT built for seeing births & other pre bm circumstances prevent them. Just leave it at that coz imo they is no correlation to what type of father a person is/becomes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 the cheek of that guy! as if to say hes got the hard partWomen don't understand the distress that men experience in childbirth. What kind of turbulent and crushing ordeal it is. Witnessing your firstborn irreversibly render your woman's appetisingly-tight little pum into the dimensions of a melted Wellington boot. The strife of mixed emotions, wrenching his spirit apart like a torture rack. The euphoric joy, underpinned by the undying resentment toward his child for his ruined sexual future. That resentment is being hatched and embedded into his soul forever, like a hidden bruise which shall never heal. The realisation that he will soon have to betray his fiercely loyal nature and seek other untarnished puni, because sex with wifey will forever be akin to cleaning a corridor with a cotton bud. It is truly troubling sh*t to deal withWomen are so insensitive sometimesLMFAO x 383664912398Fam! I beg you write my cover letter, you can write. Should do editorals and stuff like that.Back to topic; I shall be there. Getting my metacarpals crushed to mush, its just one of those things. But I can not look down there, no way. I'll stand behind her legs and try to make sure there is some cloth over her legs. Another question I kinda know the answer to but I need more reassurance, FAO: Dads and mandem who have sexed Mothers.Whats it like after? Sausage in a football stadium (Say something like the Nou Camp) or back to normal???I once chopped a mother but I was drunk. Asked some friends and I get conflicting reports, some dont even answer my question the pain is too much for them to bear LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 Wavant You have nothing to worry about lol, da narni usually goes back to how it was or close to anyway. Certain excercises help it get back faster thats all.Some chicks do experience looseness they never had b4 though. Solutions exist so again you have nothing to worry about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARLO STANSFIELD Posted July 30, 2008 Report Share Posted July 30, 2008 nuff man here have been piping off key links so why would child birth put you off if it dont put you off that nuff man on myspace has boned ya girls lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted July 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Water birth for me really.You can be there but not see the narni being split open and not that much blood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 i definitely want my man to be present.. he doesn't have to watch the whole ordeal close-up or anything like that, but he can at least hold my hand Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdaddy Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 it dependsi swear sum of them just jam with the wife and hold their hands, they dnt look at the narniill probably just jam at the waiting room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Yes.Standardly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Water birth for me really.You can be there but not see the narni being split open and not that much blood.Allow your baby basically being born in a toilet. Floating sh*t, blood and after birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLEAZE BALL Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 WOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axiom Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 the cheek of that guy! as if to say hes got the hard partWomen don't understand the distress that men experience in childbirth. What kind of turbulent and crushing ordeal it is. Witnessing your firstborn irreversibly render your woman's appetisingly-tight little pum into the dimensions of a melted Wellington boot. The strife of mixed emotions, wrenching his spirit apart like a torture rack. The euphoric joy, underpinned by the undying resentment toward his child for his ruined sexual future. That resentment is being hatched and embedded into his soul forever, like a hidden bruise which shall never heal. The realisation that he will soon have to betray his fiercely loyal nature and seek other untarnished puni, because sex with wifey will forever be akin to cleaning a corridor with a cotton bud. It is truly troubling sh*t to deal withWomen are so insensitive sometimeshaven't laughed this much (at sumtin on vip) since face off said ''u must wanna shank yr dad on father's day'' to realz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted July 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 Water birth for me really.You can be there but not see the narni being split open and not that much blood.Allow your baby basically being born in a toilet. Floating sh*t, blood and after birth.They take the baby out straight away tho. Its not like they're gonna keep the baby floating around in the water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted July 31, 2008 Report Share Posted July 31, 2008 TBH real women give birth alone, no partner, medical team, equipment, gas etc. lol!Was watching that show where a British woman goes and lives with a village from another culture, watched the one where the white lady went to Namibia, another went to Indonesia, and a lite skinned lady went to soem other afikan country.The women from one of them places are expected 2 give birth alone, and making noise is a sign of weakness. So whose a real STRONG woman now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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