Official Job Vacancies Thread

[Captain Planet]

private wealth management

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

it aint nothing man just make sure u picked up what everyone else did right, then develop that into your own swag and ur golden

i was nervous with interviews now im like f*ck it, theyre just humans n when im relxed i remember more to talk about

[Captain Planet]

sfe bro

starting an internship on friday anyway so ive got a fall back stil

albeit with a far less glamourous company

[Mongy]

Seen this for anyone from around Manchester...

https://atsv7.wcn.co.uk/search_engine/jobs.cgi?SID=amNvZGU9MTE2ODg3NyZ2dF90ZW1wbGF0ZT05MTkmb3duZXI9NTAzNjMyOCZvd25lcnR5cGU9ZmFpciZicmFuZF9pZD0wJnBvc3RpbmdfY29kZT0yMjQmdXJsX2tleT0zMzMzMzAzODJkMzEzMjM5MzQzMzMxMzczNjM3MzQyZDY2MzUzNDMwMzUzNTMzMzc2NjMxMzQ2NDYyMzg2NDMyMzg2MzM4Mzg2MjMwMzIzOTY1NjUzMjYzNjM2NTM0MzY2MjMzMzM2NTMxNjYzMDMxMDA=

[Dubby]

This is the CV IBM ask you to apply with

So it may include things you want to consider when applying to certain companies.

http://www-05.ibm.com/employment/uk/media/docs/new_ibm_cv_template.doc

Need to start applying for internships tbh, I'm slacking. I've got a potential business I can be working with but they're not a sure thing. I'm just not sure about how to approach them tbh, any of you graduates got a CV I can look at?

[Captain Planet]

ahh life as an intern

doing all the s*** they dnt want to

[Guest Lemons]

ahh life as an intern

doing all the s*** they dnt want to

Real talk.

I've got two of them here finding me clips for a mood edit.

Boom.

[Captain Planet]

sounds like more fu than what im doing

scouring the internet for electronics payments and payment cards press releases

then writing them up

[Dubby]

sounds like work experience in year 11 lol

[Captain Planet]

lol allow my life this is all part of the master plan

humble beginnings

[Guest Lemons]

lol allow my life this is all part of the master plan

humble beginnings

I used to sort the post bro. S'nuffin.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

wen i did work exp. at Uptown Records i jus used to play tunes chat to the artists that came in n take like 2 hour lunches

that chinese takeaway near totty ct rd got RAIDED n i even met up with a friend once for lunch at mcdonalds in regent st we jus jammed there for time

good times

[Guest Esquilax]

wen i did work exp. at Uptown Records i jus used to play tunes chat to the artists that came in n take like 2 hour lunches

that chinese takeaway near totty ct rd got RAIDED n i even met up with a friend once for lunch at mcdonalds in regent st we jus jammed there for time

good times

"Where's David?"

"Taking ANOTHER 2 hour lunch break."

"...Make sure he never gets a job anywhere ever"

[Dubby]

that's cold man

[LuLu]

Well Done Lulu, seems as though things are going well for you.

thanks, ye i know it seems to good to be true tbh, i just think to myself, finally, its about bloody time my life was going well lol

i got an email today regarding the bbc thing, i have 3 initial roles to choose from, one being a planning and dispatch co-ordinator, im not even to sure what that is tbh but luckily she has attached profiles to each role explaining what exactly it would entail..

sounds a bit challenege but hey a challenge is always good.

hey do u have a degree or no?

nope but i have skills

[TALLWAH]

Dave how did u get work exp in uptown?

Everytime i went there the fat guy kept mugging me off talking bout the insurance aint come through.

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

just went in withthe form and the guy signed it

didnt do f*ck all n that was the time when grime was really poppin off so i was in heaven seein all these tunes coming in

wiley came in n signed a copy of that sidewinder tune for me but i lost it

[TALLWAH]

Seen, the breh just probly didnt like me, i had the forms and everything.

[Captain Planet]

Dave>>>>>

That sh*t could be a pricey collectors item in about 20 years or so and you lost it

[Grafter]

http://www.xmedialab.com/event/2010/doha/x-media-lab-al-jazeera-internship-programme

X Media Lab and the Al Jazeera Internship Programme

[Guest Waka Flocka Dave]

3 months in Qatar, thats sick

[TALLWAH]

Yeh u have to pay for it all yourself doe

[Guest Lens]

First Aid Personnel

Various locations across London

Must have recognised First Aid certificate, ideally First Aid At Work Certificate

[email protected]

07851381779

[Guest Klitschko]

hey do u have a degree or no?

nope but i have skills

THIS has got to be the sickest reply ever to the question asked. Will keep it in mind for future job interviews.

[Fearless-Guy]

c/s and drop it with a liam neeson swag