MetaFives Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Jack Tweed walks in to a library and asks for a book on spiritualism.The librarian says; "f*ck off, you might bring her back." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dubby Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jefferson Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 oh shiiiiiimandem are going hardddddddddd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 f*ckin hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 What can a moped do that Jade can't?Reach 30. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hardface Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Its getting silly now KIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yuyuyu Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Your mothers have done bad jobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 What can a moped do that Jade can't?Reach 30.You man are fully foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Not my joke still.Saw it and thought i would post it, didn't personally find it funny or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Necksta Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Not my joke still.Saw it and thought i would post it, didn't personally find it funny or anything.Lies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Percy Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Not my joke still.Saw it and thought i would post it, didn't personally find it funny or anything.Lies.AlieWas blaitantly shedding tears about the joke, and not the good kind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 iLOL'ed[That African voice] AH DONT GIF A FUK [That African Voice] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lieutenant Posted March 26, 2009 Report Share Posted March 26, 2009 Not my joke still.Saw it and thought i would post it, didn't personally find it funny or anything.Lies.AlieWas blaitantly shedding tears about the joke, and not the good kind.Fabrication Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MetaFives Posted April 1, 2009 Author Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 How can I be on the bus the other night and someone came running up the stairs shouting to a friend:"I saw a black person with Downs Syndrome the other day. Apparently, they also steal chromosomes."The look on his face when he reached the top of the stairs and saw 95% of the seats occupied by black people was priceless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thun Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 "I saw a black person with Downs Syndrome the other day. Apparently, they also steal chromosomes." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 posted this in staying up late thread a few nights ago but f*ck it, South East England, born and raisedOn Reality TV, where I spent most of my daysBeing racist and acting a foolWas disgusting, destroyed all the gene poolWhen a couple of cells, who were up to no goodStarted making cancer in my vaginalhoodI got one bit of cancer and my doctors got scaredThey said, "We're putting you on chemo, say goodbye to your hair!"Why did Hitler commit suicide?He got the gas bill.A lady goes to the doctors for a check up. The doctor says to her......"if i was you, i'd buy some napies in about 9 months""oh my god! im pregnant then??""No love, you've got bowel cancer" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wavelength Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 How can I be on the bus the other night and someone came running up the stairs shouting to a friend:"I saw a black person with Downs Syndrome the other day. Apparently, they also steal chromosomes."The look on his face when he reached the top of the stairs and saw 95% of the seats occupied by black people was priceless.*Dies* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidge Weasle Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 How can I be on the bus the other night and someone came running up the stairs shouting to a friend:"I saw a black person with Downs Syndrome the other day. Apparently, they also steal chromosomes."The look on his face when he reached the top of the stairs and saw 95% of the seats occupied by black people was priceless. haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bay_u Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 had a meeting today at work cos of Lacoste launching a new product etc...came downstairs, saw 3 ppl by the counter similarly dressed (thought they were from lacoste) and theres one girl, long hair, nice figure...went to my boy "shotgun girl"girl turns around and its his girl LOL 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HangTheDJ Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 Who is bald and spent Mothers day helpless in a box?Brad Friedel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 f*ckin helldead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i ain't even gonna lie ... i lol'dis she dead in that pic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i ain't even gonna lie ... i lol'dis she dead in that pic?y r u so dumb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snoop Posted April 1, 2009 Report Share Posted April 1, 2009 i ain't even gonna lie ... i lol'dis she dead in that pic?y r u so dumb?y do u have to comment on everything? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.