Official VENTING Thread

[Wavant]

When I open the fridge door and I see no Salad Cream... I get painfully emotional.I wouldn't wish what happened to me on anyone.f*ck*ng HELL.

salad cream is disgusting mate, someone done you a favour.

[charliechalk]

POS'D both of you.Glad you're trying to sort a relationship out again man.

Thank you and I spoke to her again today. And I bought car insurance, but I also fell asleep on the train so all in all it's kind of a good day.

[Michel Kane]

When I open the fridge door and I see no Salad Cream... I get painfully emotional.I wouldn't wish what happened to me on anyone.f*ck*ng HELL.

salad cream is disgusting mate, someone done you a favour.

I hope your fiancee reneges on the engagement.How dare you say that about salad cream!?You were raised wrong.

[Yoshie]

Seeing as this is basically twitter / facebook status update.There was a foreign guy outside my mates flat brandishing a 10 inch blade or something screaming something, few guys tryna calm him down and about 8 people across the road, looks like they came from the same place, blacked out merc pulls up and some niko bellic guy gets out, the guy drops the knife and everyone goes inside. Apart from the guy who had the knife.I'm trying to revise ffs this is too interesting.

[Michel Kane]

bro he was raised to not eat meat lol at being surprised at other stuffhowever wot u said bout the engagement is a bit much especially as i intend to f*ck a bridemaid at the reception

I apologise for the possible cockblock.LOL @ not eating meat though. People who live in Margate shouldn't even have British passports.

[Drift]

Seeing as this is basically twitter / facebook status update.There was a foreign guy outside my mates flat brandishing a 10 inch blade or something screaming something, few guys tryna calm him down and about 8 people across the road, looks like they came from the same place, blacked out merc pulls up and some niko bellic guy gets out, the guy drops the knife and everyone goes inside. Apart from the guy who had the knife.I'm trying to revise ffs this is too interesting.

loool

[Lieutenant]

Talking of salad cream how can my chick's aunt use salad cream to make her coleslaw?

[Michel Kane]

Talking of salad cream how can my chick's aunt use salad cream to make her coleslaw?

Stop being so elitist Lewis.

[Guest Lemons]

C/S BMC. Salad cream is disgusting.Chips and Mayo FTW

[Skola]

chips and mayo...havent had that in ageschips and gravy thommmm

[KayGee]

Argh chips and gravy. Im due a fat day.

[Heero Yuy]

f*ck MayoSalad Cream>>>>>>

[KayGee]

Oh and c/s salad cream >> mayo.

[Skola]

depends what fortried a sandwich with egg + salad cream instead of mayo, was actually very nice but wouldnt try tuna+salad cream

[Skenghis Khan]

you wouldnt have salad cream if it wernt for mayo tho.lol at monks filled the space in with sand, if you look at a map margate is literally the arse of england.

[charliechalk]

Talking of salad cream how can my chick's aunt use salad cream to make her coleslaw?

I make it with a mixture of salad cream and mayo, much nicer trust me. Abut 70% Mayo 30% SC.

[Lieutenant]

Nahhhhh man, could taste that salad cream and had to remove it from my plate.Tastes weirdChips + mayo>>>

[Queen Bee]

C/s chips and gravyAnti c/s chips and mayo - yuk

[Guest Yilmaz]

My condiments are:MustardSalad CreamHot Pepper SauceBut chilli and mayonnaise is a moesh

[Yuri]

why did the anti-vent thread get closed?i'm upset

[macz]

kaygee..your avi seems to have missed out a large portion of you're pic, please amend this.Many Thanksx

[Guest Lemons]

The key condiments/sauces for my fridge/cupboard - Hot sauceMayoPiri piri BBQ(salt and pper obviously)

[Guest Yilmaz]

why did the anti-vent thread get closed?i'm upset

Seen as I keep wanting to post Anti-Vents at the moment I think it deserves it's own topic.Anti-Vent:Car day tomorrow!!!!!!!!!

LOL

[Skola]

The key condiments/sauces for my fridge/cupboard - Hot sauceMayoPiri piri BBQ(salt and pper obviously)

Almost, but not quite, whatever-thread worthy

[Guest Lemons]

The key condiments/sauces for my fridge/cupboard - Hot sauceMayoPiri piri BBQ(salt and pper obviously)

Almost, but not quite, whatever-thread worthy

I have no doubt that it has been a thread in the past. I think I remember seeing it.