Official VENTING Thread

[Skenghis Khan]

so u seriously never get these things? thort evry1 did.maybe Ur the mad one, jus saying./yh also get the urge to dive off cliffs, the mrs is going off first obviously.

[Dubby]

lol yeah the cliff thing always

[Corrigan]

Llow me oy happens wen on fam holidays and bored shitlessso I think of the most f*ck scenarios 4 entertainment, I know it cnt just be me

[prdx]

na I dont uno... once or twice I may have had the odd thought about an old person falling over or other little things like when I imagined the bus door shutting in one womans face as she chased the bus, then it actually shut on her neck but she put her head in the door ... but never get no urge's to throw myself offa anything or self harm or dash my fone over a bridge etc... them voices only u can hear there/ lol @ the wife goin over first obviously... behave

[Flojo]

i've had the motorway thing. also when i'm somewhere high up, say a cliff, i always have a strong urge to throw myself off. actually have to hold on to a handrail or something, and if there isn't one i have to walk away. i'm not even scared of heights

I'm the same, it's the weirdest feeling.'Oh this would be a beautiful death, jumping out the windowwwwwletting everything gooooo'

[Dubby]

okay lets just throw this one in thereyou're waiting at the crossing lights and there's a big truck or bus coming by, you imagine when's the perfect time to step in front of it to get the perfect hit

[Guest Esquilax]

Ok picture this,You're in the local gun shop and you're looking at the rifles and thinking "What would happen if I just blew my brains out?"Mad ting

[JOHN DOE]

u pagans and ur wild fantasies

[Bardissimo]

When waiting for the tube or train i always get the urge to jump in frontand i spent like 2 years to and from college wondering if i'll die if i jumped in front of a trammehand f*ck off SB

[Speculate]

LOL i think we all have morbid thoughts on the odd occasioni was speeding down the motorway and thought to myselfone mistake and i could die so easily right now

that aint morbid jus normali get strong urges to stab up passers by sometimes i 'accidentally' bump into them to offset some of that feeling, it works

[KayGee]

Lmao i do. Theres a bridge that goes over the river Medway that has really strong wind. Whenever i drive across i get the urge to let go of my steering wheel and see if the wind would pull me over. ( i sometimes let go for like 2seconds and then get scared )I always get the urge to throw my phone away.

[kurious]

im not feeling what you people did with this page

[Ella]

i've had the motorway thing. also when i'm somewhere high up, say a cliff, i always have a strong urge to throw myself off. actually have to hold on to a handrail or something, and if there isn't one i have to walk away. i'm not even scared of heights

I'm the same, it's the weirdest feeling.'Oh this would be a beautiful death, jumping out the windowwwwwletting everything gooooo'

lolthis page is a bit dark.

[Guest Triple XXX]

LMAOi get all them thoughtsdrivin at 80 on the motorway n feelin to jus jolt the wheel so i crash n diewalkin on a bridge n feelin to jus jump into the waterwaitin for a train, seeing it comin and wanting to jump in frontwaiting at traffic lights and feelin to jump infont of movin trafficgoin to the top of flats n jumping offcutting a big chunk out of my arm to releave stresscertain times i cnt walk on the edge of anythingso f*ckin odd n annoyin

[JOHN DOE]

i've had the motorway thing. also when i'm somewhere high up, say a cliff, i always have a strong urge to throw myself off. actually have to hold on to a handrail or something, and if there isn't one i have to walk away. i'm not even scared of heights

I'm the same, it's the weirdest feeling.'Oh this would be a beautiful death, jumping out the windowwwwwletting everything gooooo'

lolthis page is a bit dark.

IRONICALLY, IF U READ BETWEEN THE LINES AND THE POSTERS ULL SEE ITS ACTUALLY NOTniggas seem to value their lives.

[Michel Kane]

You lot are f*cked.

[Flojo]

i've had the motorway thing. also when i'm somewhere high up, say a cliff, i always have a strong urge to throw myself off. actually have to hold on to a handrail or something, and if there isn't one i have to walk away. i'm not even scared of heights

I'm the same, it's the weirdest feeling.'Oh this would be a beautiful death, jumping out the windowwwwwletting everything gooooo'

lolthis page is a bit dark.

IRONICALLY, IF U READ BETWEEN THE LINES AND THE POSTERS ULL SEE ITS ACTUALLY NOTniggas seem to value their lives.

I value my life hence I've never done it....in fact every person who is here talking about it must value their life.You of all people should know that what people think doesn't necessarily...anyway/Anti vent: You know when you have a task and you think it's gonna be so hard then when you get into it realise you've got all the skills needed, just having one of those moments.

[Grafter]

im not sure if i wanna compromise my 'no new people' policy once it gets to numbers being exchanged i lose interestnah this guy is boring this was a mistake'when you see me go whats up g unit? like 50 cent'

[Guest Triple XXX]

lol why do u get with these freshies?

[Grafter]

:lol:a lot of them are hot...

[BLACK VICTIM]

great grandfather f*cked with occult and satanic sh*t in jamaica, im nearly certain there is a generational curse on my family with today i made steps towards breaking

[Skola]

Lmao i do. Theres a bridge that goes over the river Medway that has really strong wind. Whenever i drive across i get the urge to let go of my steering wheel and see if the wind would pull me over. ( i sometimes let go for like 2seconds and then get scared )I always get the urge to throw my phone away.

LOOOL Kinda surprised so many people can relate to these thoughts

[Ella]

theres this one guy i keep seein on facebook (dnt know where else to put this)has a baby with one chick on my friend list n shes one of them low self esteem always down type of chicks that put it in their status'hes always tryin n askin her whats wrong n tryna help her out n sh*t but she just keeps knockin him back and screwin at him for no reason n the guy jus keeps comin backits so deepgenuinely seems like one of them good guys gettin f*cked over all the time

I know a guy like this (no baby involved though). He was telling me how he has the worst luck with girls and he's always getting mugged off. He was like "Ella, do I need to start treating girls like sh*t for them to start taking me seriously?" I feel so sorry for him.

[Corrigan]

If think it's good we all get these thoughts, cos we know it's just some next sh*t we shouldn't act onthe 1s that probably get them on a complete random 1 for the first time at like 40 are the type that go crazy and get on some raoul moet sh*t

[A Bit Better]

You lot are f*cked.

Yep.Vent:I can't even get into it I'm that pissed. Short version... Flat tyre. Finished work at 5. Got home at 9. I live 30 minutes away. f*ck KWIK FIT BTW!