Grafter Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 or mek she sleep on the landing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Lol when I read it originally I assumed it was a thing where they live together but he's paying the rent atm coz she ain't working or something. Didn't realise they were young and she's just staying over.This is the second time I've tried to save someone on here and tbh, it's not working. Enough of this sh*t. Rule #17: Don't be a hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 sleeping on landing yannoyour gettin taken for Fred Flinstone when the sabertooth dashes him out his yardbanging on your bedroom door shouting wilma and sh*tdagagagagagaga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 LMAO!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 The landing tho?Fair enough she has his balls tucked away somewhere in her bag (That already is way too much).BUT why didn't he use his initiative and go sleep on the couch? THAT'S THE SAD PART.Ol' waking up feeling like Crooks from Of Mice And Men ass nigga. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Any man who just slept on the landing would never be able to be my man the respect would just be gone.How can he sleep on the landing lmao!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 on the landing that is deep shouldnt be goin to those kind of levels/ I'm always weary of people acting out of pride when love is involved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 sleeping on landing yannoyour gettin taken for Fred Flinstone when the sabertooth dashes him out his yardbanging on your bedroom door shouting wilma and sh*tdagagagagagaga The landing tho?Fair enough she has his balls tucked away somewhere in her bag (That already is way too much).BUT why didn't he use his initiative and go sleep on the couch? THAT'S THE SAD PART.Ol' waking up feeling like Crooks from Of Mice And Men ass nigga. Any man who just slept on the landing would never be able to be my man the respect would just be gone.How can he sleep on the landing lmao!!!!!Killing me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 He literally got took for an under door draft excluder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEIRELES. Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 y do women moan so muchive had to put up witch constant nagging and im sick of this bitch moaningput it on her the other day now im sleeping in the landing wiv jus a pillow and blanketand the fukd thing is i pay the rentgona man up and kik her out tonitebut shes so fukin sexy she can jus blink at me and i let her do whatever she wantsMe paying the rent and some next chick telling me to sleep on MY LANDING while she sleeps on MY BED?I'll wait for midnight to strike.. Cause an argument and kick her the f*ck outBMC that Greek c*nt pewned you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 FFSHad a sick game at centre-back. Now probably gonna stay there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEIRELES. Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Dont moan fella! CB is the easiest position to play on the pitch tbh. What was the score Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted March 6, 2010 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 CB is the easiest position to play on the pitch tbh. CB is the one position where if the rest of your backline is f*cked, your f*cked. No matter how good you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEIRELES. Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Screaming instructions out like Carragher telling people to get in line when your in defence >> __Everyone knows what time it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEIRELES. Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 The landing tho?Fair enough she has his balls tucked away somewhere in her bag (That already is way too much).BUT why didn't he use his initiative and go sleep on the couch? THAT'S THE SAD PART.Ol' waking up feeling like Crooks from Of Mice And Men ass nigga.LOLOLOLDidnt even spot this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macz Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Was out last night with one of my boys and his friend from the army is down for the weekend, I see this girl in there that I met in a rave a few months back, shes nothing special but her friend was pretty decent...the boy who staying down for the weekend was wasted and told one of the girls that she looks like shes been smoking brownf*cked it up nicely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen Bee Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 f*ck*ng f*ck*ng ohfreiohfguioerhow the f*ck am i so clumsy!!!! just managed to knock a full ashtray onto the carpet then just as ive hoovered it up i open a bottle of coke and didnt realise it was shaken up and it made a coke fountain all over the table and the floorcuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 lol you women are useless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 huge failwas shapin my tash. cut abit too much now i look f*ckeddillema. feel to shave the whole ting off. but i aint had no tash in years. i will look like a monkey guranteed FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 huge failwas shapin my tash. cut abit too much now i look f*ckeddillema. feel to shave the whole ting off. but i aint had no tash in years. i will look like a monkey guranteed FMLBahahaha did that a few months back, i just cut it off. there was no way i could salvage it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Shet._________________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> acting like billy big bollocks and missing the boat.ha i need to laugh otherwise i will probably shed a tear. n/h Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Brooks Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Women who smoke = failWomen who take drugs = failWomen who drink = borderline fail (but can be saved!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nola D Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 Women who smoke = failWomen who take drugs = failWomen who drink = borderline fail (but can be saved!)*yawns* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank. Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 yeah Phil whats the matter with you, drugs and women can sometimes be advantageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prdx Posted March 6, 2010 Report Share Posted March 6, 2010 the landin eksnot the sofanot the car, seat pulled all. the way backnot top to toe with his little bro in his mums housethe landinin his house right outside the bedroom door, he can hear her deep breathing at nightwhen she needs to go to the bathroom, she comes out of the room and steps over him there, down on the floor huddled in fetal position, to get to the toilet, probably looks at him in disgust too as she enters bk into the bedroom and closes the door behind heroh no sir, this is not childish, this is a man being violated in his own aPARtment to new levels, this is resurrection L2this tbhwas watchin family guy while reading and this clip sums it up perfectly lol Lol when I read it originally I assumed it was a thing where they live together but he's paying the rent atm coz she ain't working or something. Didn't realise they were young and she's just staying over.This is the second time I've tried to save someone on here and tbh, it's not working. lol some captain save a bro 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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