Lofa Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 I just do not understand people.I am trying to change up my job.I ask a favour of my friend.'Could you please forward me ____ email address so I can contact her about any job opportuinities'Why then, would you forward me this womans postal address and house number.I cannot contact her this way, it would be like I am some creepy stalking work driven individual.Me- 'Oh thanks, I got your email but I think you misunderstood, I would like her email address'Friend-'Why?'Me- '..Well..this way I could present my cover letter and CV and to be honest I do not feel comfortable ringing her, especially at home!'Friend- 'Just send your cover letter and CV to her postal address'What?!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alejandro Sosa Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 I just do not understand people.I am trying to change up my job.I ask a favour of my friend.'Could you please forward me ____ email address so I can contact her about any job opportuinities'Why then, would you forward me this womans postal address and house number.I cannot contact her this way, it would be like I am some creepy stalking work driven individual.Me- 'Oh thanks, I got your email but I think you misunderstood, I would like her email address'Friend-'Why?'Should've hung up here tbhSome friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realz. Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 ^^^your 'friend' NEVER wants you to have a job bwoy.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Your friend isn't a friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Someone drank my relentless. People in this house are too fast, Did the culprit even question where it came from? Just drank my sh*t... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Someone drank my relentless. People in this house are too fast, Did the culprit even question where it came from? Just drank my sh*t...LMAO sounds like my mum.But reminds me of 1st yr... certain heads felt no way. Even went to the extent of stealing my frozon water bottle. iHope they caught my cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 so my mum saw my ex todayyeah, kinda awkward seeing as mum didnt know we split up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 WHY DID I LIIIIIIIIIIE!?Chick asked me to get her a drink! I told her she should be buying me a drink instead! She says she's a nurse so she's broke. I say I'm a teacher so I'm more broke. She replies "I used to be a teacher! Blah blah blah..." NO BITCH, IT WAS A f*ck*ng JOKE! Now I'm f*ck*ng lying to this bitch telling her I teach year 4 and used to teach year 3 but thought year 4 would be easier and more bullshit! Meeting her for a drink tomorrow and I'm just gonna try dodge the subject! Was hoping I could just totally dominate the conversation and direct it wherever I want but the fact that every one of her texts has been 4 messages long tells me that she talks more than me!How do I get myself in these situations!? Anyone doing a PGCE wanna help me out with my cover story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 LOLlmfaobeen there./cant help sorrysay you teach special needs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 lmfaoEks make sure you update this thread with how this pans out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lofa Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 ..She is my friend...She is just intellectually challenged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 WHY DID I LIIIIIIIIIIE!?Chick asked me to get her a drink! I told her she should be buying me a drink instead! She says she's a nurse so she's broke. I say I'm a teacher so I'm more broke. She replies "I used to be a teacher! Blah blah blah..." NO BITCH, IT WAS A f*ck*ng JOKE! Now I'm f*ck*ng lying to this bitch telling her I teach year 4 and used to teach year 3 but thought year 4 would be easier and more bullshit! Meeting her for a drink tomorrow and I'm just gonna try dodge the subject! Was hoping I could just totally dominate the conversation and direct it wherever I want but the fact that every one of her texts has been 4 messages long tells me that she talks more than me!How do I get myself in these situations!? Anyone doing a PGCE wanna help me out with my cover story? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 lmao them Lost type of lies that jus raise up more questions than answers with every point madebeen therejus avoid the person after Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 why didnt you actually say you were joking?very odd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Eks>>>Has surpasssed me a LONG time ago./Friends B'day tonight party. Can I be bothered? No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 why didnt you actually say you were joking?very oddsometimes i get that, ill say something and then i either forget or it becomes inappropriate to say only joking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 why didnt you actually say you were joking?very oddsometimes i get that, ill say something and then i either forget or it becomes inappropriate to say only jokingGet me. I would've said I was joking, then she would've felt stupid for believing me. Then she would've thought I was weird for telling a joke that wasn't clearly a joke (even though it was because I'm quite obviously not a f*ck*ng primary school teacher). I was drunk and it seemed easier to lie at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Someone drank my relentless. People in this house are too fast, Did the culprit even question where it came from? Just drank my sh*t...LMAO sounds like my mum.But reminds me of 1st yr... certain heads felt no way. Even went to the extent of stealing my frozon water bottle. iHope they caught my cold.Just found out it was my dad. He said he's going to buy me another one but I know he's gonna buy some boog lidl tiger stripe energy drink.I'm so skint it's not even funny. I can't wait for wednesday. And I dropped my phone today and the thing now looks like it's been in a car crash. Meh, at least it's still ringing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 WHY DID I LIIIIIIIIIIE!?Chick asked me to get her a drink! I told her she should be buying me a drink instead! She says she's a nurse so she's broke. I say I'm a teacher so I'm more broke. She replies "I used to be a teacher! Blah blah blah..." NO BITCH, IT WAS A f*ck*ng JOKE! Now I'm f*ck*ng lying to this bitch telling her I teach year 4 and used to teach year 3 but thought year 4 would be easier and more bullshit! Meeting her for a drink tomorrow and I'm just gonna try dodge the subject! Was hoping I could just totally dominate the conversation and direct it wherever I want but the fact that every one of her texts has been 4 messages long tells me that she talks more than me!How do I get myself in these situations!? Anyone doing a PGCE wanna help me out with my cover story? too much eks lmao/why is this girl still ringing me, done told her im not on her. Its funny because shes bashed my boy (and still is) and wants to f*ck me, obviously there couldn't never be any hostilities between me and my boy because we know this chick is just a cum dumpster. But its too wierd like she said she wants to come out with both of us thurs to our normal spot, it feels like im in some f*cked up 3 some relationship. I haven't f*cked this girl and i have no intention too and plus i get the feelin shes fell me abit arddd, even tho me and her have never done anything. but a serious LOL @ her thinking me and her are gonna ride off into the sunset with me and her exchanging ' i love you vows ' and my boys waving off us as shes probably just walked out of his bedroom!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 why didnt you actually say you were joking?very oddsometimes i get that, ill say something and then i either forget or it becomes inappropriate to say only jokingGet me. I would've said I was joking, then she would've felt stupid for believing me. Then she would've thought I was weird for telling a joke that wasn't clearly a joke (even though it was because I'm quite obviously not a f*ck*ng primary school teacher). I was drunk and it seemed easier to lie at the time.totally hear u Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Eks i would have said yeah im just tryna teach nurses how not to be broke.But boy you dug one whole still. Just say your joking in a txt, save the facial confrontation then, and hope its not an issue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 Eks i would have said yeah im just tryna teach nurses how not to be broke.But boy you dug one whole still. Just say your joking in a txt, save the facial confrontation then, and hope its not an issue.No you wouldn't. Not with that much tequilla and whiskey in you. You would've nodded along just like me and hoped it would work itself out later.Aaaaaaaanyway she text me today saying that when we go for our drink tomorrow we should go somewhere we can play pool. That's a weird thing to ask for no? So I'm thinking she must be good and I know I'm sh*t. Went out with a couple friends tonight to dust off the cobwebs and all I did was confirm that I'm f*ck*ng sh*t. I went and started running my mouth about how I was gonna win and sh*t as well. On one side I'm thinking no girl is good at pool. On the other side, why would she suggest it if she's swag?LMFAO she just texted me asking how my year 3s are! I now have to correct and say year 4s, cementing me even further in the lie! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 lool this come like a tv show.And some chicks are good at pool, the type who spent Sunday afternoons at the local pub when they were younger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANTA Posted September 28, 2009 Report Share Posted September 28, 2009 twisted my ankle quite bad today skating. think i might have sprained my wrist in the process. dont need this now. got an important date this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 29, 2009 Report Share Posted September 29, 2009 lol @ my mums savoury cakeshad to feed that to the dog quick time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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