Official VENTING Thread

[Rippy]

I've just witnessed the most disturbing scenario of my lifetime.Was kicking back in my friends/neighbours lounge watching tv with this young girl (family friend or whatever in year 3/4), to find that she's jumping around on a cushion on the floor.When I say jumping around I mean pretending it were a horse.I tell her to stop because it'll ruin the cushion, and she says something and goes 'It tickles'.......TICKLES?! PMSL The f*ck. It took me 5 seconds to process that information. I didn't even know what to say.I can't comprehend the situation. /I found out my manager does coke. Even though I told him to stop he still texts me with all this 'hun' and 'LOL ;-)' business. I will dread seeing him at the xmas party.

[Natalie]

Lol I would love to be you for a day missy.

[The Infamous]

pmsl

[Flojo]

why is this bredda always begging man for cats for a/csfriggin nigerianhes a fiend for this sh*t i swear down

lolololI know what ur talking aboutconstantly a"eh, whats goin on with them hakountz men, big bux to be made men"

:D

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

why do women not forget anythingswear it was like 2/3 years ago but you still wana hold a grudge wtf mayne

[Natalie]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

[Mr Q]

"Hmmm... I like you (name that is not Eks lol) i'm not gonna lie... But I knew what I was getting myself into and as much as I like you I'm also seeing neel, josh and u. You are my favourite though".

lolwut?!?!?!

[RaiKkoNen]

Neel and Josh lmfao...How innovative...Not made up at all.

[Mr Q]

My place of "work" is my refuge! *sigh*

[prdx]

never got paid today... guna have to wait til monday :@

[The King]

>>>>Having to lie to family. f*ck*ng hate this sh*t.

[A Bit Better]

I found out my manager does coke. Even though I told him to stop he still texts me with all this 'hun' and 'LOL ;-)' business. I will dread seeing him at the xmas party.

Lawsuit waiting to happen. Swear I read a similar story in the Metro every week.

[Guest Lemons]

I found out my manager does coke. Even though I told him to stop he still texts me with all this 'hun' and 'LOL ;-)' business. I will dread seeing him at the xmas party.

Lawsuit waiting to happen. Swear I read a similar story in the Metro every week.

If I was him and you rejected me at the christmas party, and I'm saying this with the intention of trying to shock or get LOLs, I would rape you.That's just the gods honest truth.

[Grafter]

I haven't updated you guys in a bit ya know!! Remember the girl I told that I was a teacher? Well a few weeks ago I rang her and said I'd just got a new job as an accountant LOL. I started it on monday!Also been blanking her a bit this week coz she said some stuff on sunday I didn't like hearing about how her family don't know the situation with me and her etc. Clearly my "this will never be a relationship" thing isn't panning out correctly because if it was, the fam wouldn't be brought up as they would never know about me. So she text me saying why am I ignoring her and I came out with it. Said she's not even trying to see other people and that this isn't some one-sided open relationship, it's not a relationship at all! Bitch comes back with..."Hmmm... I like you (name that is not Eks lol) i'm not gonna lie... But I knew what I was getting myself into and as much as I like you I'm also seeing neel, josh and u. You are my favourite though :-P you wanna stop seeing me i'll missin chilln with you and my family do know about you. They don't know the ins and outs but they know I spend my sundays with you. I'll leave it with you. i've never really done this before so I dunno what to say x."I know the mandem are thinking what I'm thinking. What kinda sh*t is this!? Neel and Josh!? These dudes don't even sound like dudes that could be f*ck*ng a chick I'm f*ck*ng. Quite upset tbh. She's actually most likely lying as she doesn't wanna lose me but still... Those names. Why the f*ck did I even need to hear the names?! "I'm seeing other people" would've done. d*ckhead.Anyway, I think that talk has set the ground rules firmly enough that I don't have to buy her a Christmas present so I'll chalk that up as a win and keep it moving.

LMFAOold tite neel an josh

[Bruno Di Gradi]

comes like a scorcher bar form back in the day"coz ill come to ur bits with neel and josh, show a man whats what" loool

[DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15]

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

the amount of times yu drop this bar

[Guest Lemons]

Still at work.Been crazy productive today though, so I'm not that gutted,

[Guest Esquilax]

Still at work.Been crazy productive today though, so I'm not that gutted,

The f*ck, I can't even imagine being in the office that long.

[Guest Lemons]

Can you imagine spending your Sunday installing launch material in your clients offices in Park Royal?Because that's the reality sunshine.

[Guest Esquilax]

Can you imagine spending your Sunday installing launch material in your clients offices in Park Royal?Because that's the reality sunshine.

DON'T MAKE ME DO STUFF

[Ella]

Still at work.Been crazy productive today though, so I'm not that gutted,

I really don't know how you do it. If it's gone past home time and I'm still at work, I actually can't focus, all that's in my head is dinner and my bed.

[Mr Q]

Lemon's work ethic>>>>I just hope you enjoy it mate.

[Lieutenant]

"Hmmm... I like you (name that is not Eks lol) i'm not gonna lie... But I knew what I was getting myself into and as much as I like you I'm also seeing neel, josh and u. You are my favourite though".

lolwut?!?!?!

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[Wavant]

My Lord.Q's sig.

[Mr Q]

My Lord.Q's sig.

I actually her!All I keep saying to my self is 17th December 17th December!