Worst Chat-up Lines You Have Heard

[Nola D]

few months ago some 16 yr old try to move to me, i kno this childs mother, i remember havin to be around him when he was little an dislikin his snotty face, always bloody whinin, an his mum used to spoil him, he obv didnt remember mehad to tell him i known him from a yout and i kno your mum, swear u go to my sisters school, snm brudda'i dnt go school, i go COLLEGE'whatever youtit was disgusting cos he gave me the sex eyes tbh, lookin me up an down an sh*t

todayhe tried it againdno if he didnt remember or whatasked my sister if hes crazy, she said hes jus a bit on the slow sideafter i said nah man, ur to young etche goes 'alrite then, lemme have a cigarette'i didnt have any damn cigarettes

LOL.smh at some cracked out boy droppin dem 'do i kno u' bars 'our mum's know each other' these times i dont kno the boy from adam

[LuLu]

few months ago some 16 yr old try to move to me, i kno this childs mother, i remember havin to be around him when he was little an dislikin his snotty face, always bloody whinin, an his mum used to spoil him, he obv didnt remember mehad to tell him i known him from a yout and i kno your mum, swear u go to my sisters school, snm brudda'i dnt go school, i go COLLEGE'whatever youtit was disgusting cos he gave me the sex eyes tbh, lookin me up an down an sh*t

todayhe tried it againdno if he didnt remember or whatasked my sister if hes crazy, she said hes jus a bit on the slow sideafter i said nah man, ur to young etche goes 'alrite then, lemme have a cigarette'i didnt have any damn cigarettes

lmaothat scenario sounds to amusing

[Supernova]

Have you got any (x) in you?Would you like some?I first believed this guy was taking the piss....but after his genuine frustration at it not working several times....

[LuLu]

it seems i am not safe from prey at petrol stations how can the guy straight out ask me if im single whilst im paying him for the petrol' are u single love 'like wtf how random can u get, i was like nah i aint. then he starts asking do i live round here, i was like nah. I JUST WANTED TO PAY FOR MY PETROLGOD DAMM IT.shout out to chester rd petty station in old t and its creepty night staff.

[Angelo]

either you're fabricating a lot of this, or you look like a proper slag lulusome of the stories you've come out with sound so far fetched it must be one or the other.

[E.A.S.E]

either you're fabricating a lot of this, or you look like a proper slag lulusome of the stories you've come out with sound so far fetched it must be one or the other.

Are you saying there aint bold guys out there that chance their luck.Some men have no shame and f*ck*ng try it.

[Angelo]

nah im talking about this in conjunction with the other sh*t that lulu has said has happened to her.an isolated pervy indian man at a petrol station is a farely common occurence i would assumebut this sh*t seems to happen to lulu on a regular basis

[E.A.S.E]

Okay i see.

[Guest R9]

I have seen (a picture of) LuluShe did look like one of the women you see in the street at 3am after they have left the club, walking barefeet, carrying her heels in her hands.

[Angelo]

pics or gtfo

[Guest R9]

It was posted on here quite a hwhile ago, would have no chance of finding it now.In light of that informationHere's a breadcrab.Breadcrab.

[Lenny]

Pmsl at lahi up to his usual tricks. Switched the creature lurking from clubs to cashpoints

lmao.

fully lol'd

[Guest Triple XXX]

It was posted on here quite a hwhile ago, would have no chance of finding it now.In light of that informationHere's a breadcrab.Breadcrab.

lmaoi dnt even know why i find this funny

[Angelo]

I see your bread crabAnd raise youA bread lobster

[Guest R9]

@ dAVID Clear your inbox homieeditLOL AT THE BREAD LOBSTER

[FANTA]

"Hi im John i think you know my friend FANTA right?" using my name to start a convo with a chick i banged?yeah, safe./"the clock strikes 12 and mummy said its time to kiss baby!'outside Club Afrique a couple nights ago.dont ask what i was doing there or why i was in the position to over hear it.but reset assured it happened.

[Queen Bee]

u man are nuts where the f*ck did u find a bread crab, not only tht but the next done was PREPARED ENOUGH to come with a higher ranking bread based crustacean. no stunting man had it ready.

LOOOOOOOOOOOLcome to think of it where the f*ck do any of you guys find all these hilarious pictures???!!!

[Guest R9]

u man are nuts where the f*ck did u find a bread crab, not only tht but the next done was PREPARED ENOUGH to come with a higher ranking bread based crustacean. no stunting man had it ready.

[Guest Lemons]

It's some swine bread business when I'm ere...(I'm aware it's not a deliciously golden brown as the crab and lobster and that the tail is B.U.N, I just wanted to be involved)

[Lieutenant]

Holdtight my bread family

[Guest R9]

Shots lick inna ya face with the bread leng

[Skenghis Khan]

lool theres sum sick bakers in this world. new on my list. have sumone create a crab bread for me, cut the thing in half, fill it wiv crab, eat a crab shaped crab sammich.i will do this before i die.

[Guest Lemons]

Shots lick inna ya face with the bread leng

Come on family, surely it's a "bread stick".

[Jam]

LMAOFunniest sh*t I've seen in a while

[charliechalk]

"Oh well it has to be said you've integrated quite well since you've been here haven't you"WTF??!?