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Haven't read past the first one. Still chuckling. The amount of non-Ghanaians that complain when I call that thing a sponge.

my nigerian housemate had one a dese

for months didn't kno what it was then he said something about i hope he didnt use my sponge

:/ ...jus one a dem ones really

obviously isnt a sponge

Was all about to say the only African you've lived with was a Ghanaian but then I remembered.

Guess Nigerians do it too. Not all though. Bare of them look at it like it's a dish rag.

White people need to get to know about it. You know them white people with overly spotty backs! All I can think is that if they had one of these they wouldn't have that problem.

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You know you're a scouser when all anybody does to you in an argument out of town is "Calm down calm down" or "ay ay ay ay"

You know you're a scouser when beef/lamb/mutton stew isn't stew, it's Scouse

You know you're a scouser when Police are pigs, bizzies or the 5-0

You know you're a scouser when the word boss means good

You know you're a scouser when there are only two football teams in Liverpool

You know you're a scouser when you know all the words to YNWA even if you don't support Liverpool

That makes absolutely no sense :lol:

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You know you're a scouser when all anybody does to you in an argument out of town is "Calm down calm down" or "ay ay ay ay"

You know you're a scouser when beef/lamb/mutton stew isn't stew, it's Scouse

You know you're a scouser when Police are pigs, bizzies or the 5-0

You know you're a scouser when the word boss means good

You know you're a scouser when there are only two football teams in Liverpool

You know you're a scouser when you know all the words to YNWA even if you don't support Liverpool

That makes absolutely no sense :lol:

lol

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i need a net sponge actually asked my ghanian friend from ages ago dese times she aint got me one. where do u get em from?

think u can get it from the afro carribean hair shops that are owned unfortunately by asians

lol okie doke

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One of these things?

NetSponge1.jpg

lol

i dont understand how ppl can use this sh*t. it can't get any dirt off u

slash

so no one knows about the honeycomb extra sharp ting then?

who knows about the black soap?

aint that honeycomb thing for scrubbing bunions off ur feet?

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Never encountered the honeycomb thing. The net sponge is the sh*t though. Never have I ever come out of new sponge shower feeling like I didn't get a deep clean!

Quite a few chicks have told me I have smooth skin. It's obviously coz I've been exfoliating and moisturising from day. But in a hardcore African way... Not a homo guyliner way.

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One of these things?

NetSponge1.jpg

lol

i dont understand how ppl can use this sh*t. it can't get any dirt off u

slash

so no one knows about the honeycomb extra sharp ting then?

who knows about the black soap?

aint that honeycomb thing for scrubbing bunions off ur feet?

i kno a man who swears by these things, not for bunions for general washin

he says it really lathers up the soap

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swear the ting is better than a sponge or whatever anyway.

cleans u properly, scrubs dirt off.

not some soft ting to massage u

dno how dirty u are

but my rag is enough

:/

i dunno wot u tried here but ur DEFINTELY dirtier than me.

:/

no

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swear the ting is better than a sponge or whatever anyway.

cleans u properly, scrubs dirt off.

not some soft ting to massage u

dno how dirty u are

but my rag is enough

:/

i dunno wot u tried here but ur DEFINTELY dirtier than me.

:lol:

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