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[Bruno Di Gradi]

lmao reminded me of when i attempted to start convo on astral projection after sex

man just closed his eyes and went to sleep

next time, im about 15, went to what we thought was a ''free yard'', parents came home early and everything turned into a horror movie

there i am sitting in pitch black bedroom tryna plot the escape route as i could hear the footsteps coming closer, mission failed boy, the dad locked on the light like 'this look like a brothel to you people?'

u know them yes sir no sir, no eye contact responses there, man just dismissed everyone one time, we all left smh'ing and looking back at the yard feeling it in our hearts that the yout was getting beaten as we walked away into the night tasting the freedom of the roadsides with each step

the beats...i can imagine just hearing it

why can i imagine this being the outcome sound of the boy getting beats lmao

[Bardissimo]

WHO

IS

SHE

?

!

[Bruno Di Gradi]

WHO

IS

SHE

?

!

Fransheliz Vasquez

no titty what so ever though, everything else is perfect.

[Wavant]

lmao reminded me of when i attempted to start convo on astral projection after sex

man just closed his eyes and went to sleep

next time, im about 15, went to what we thought was a ''free yard'', parents came home early and everything turned into a horror movie

there i am sitting in pitch black bedroom tryna plot the escape route as i could hear the footsteps coming closer, mission failed boy, the dad locked on the light like 'this look like a brothel to you people?'

u know them yes sir no sir, no eye contact responses there, man just dismissed everyone one time, we all left smh'ing and looking back at the yard feeling it in our hearts that the yout was getting beaten as we walked away into the night tasting the freedom of the roadsides with each step

the beats...i can imagine just hearing it

why can i imagine this being the outcome sound of the boy getting beats lmao

lSDF

D

F

GGFH

HG

:lol:

TOM & JERRY>>>>>

GOAT STATUS

[Grafter]

lmao reminded me of when i attempted to start convo on astral projection after sex

man just closed his eyes and went to sleep

next time, im about 15, went to what we thought was a ''free yard'', parents came home early and everything turned into a horror movie

there i am sitting in pitch black bedroom tryna plot the escape route as i could hear the footsteps coming closer, mission failed boy, the dad locked on the light like 'this look like a brothel to you people?'

u know them yes sir no sir, no eye contact responses there, man just dismissed everyone one time, we all left smh'ing and looking back at the yard feeling it in our hearts that the yout was getting beaten as we walked away into the night tasting the freedom of the roadsides with each step

the beats...i can imagine just hearing it

[Sleepz]

There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,

i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....

in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...

she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said cool

she puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...

the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....

i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it

:rofl:

HAD ME CREASIN

[Bruno Di Gradi]

WHO

IS

SHE

?

!

Fransheliz Vasquez

no titty what so ever though, everything else is perfect.

WHERES

THE

LINK

?

http://www.moviefap.com/videos/6c46745f6edd947b470c/fransheliz.html

i havent watched this scene so i dont know what its saying

the scene i saw with her was some bang bros one with one black chick.

[Black Ant]

lmao reminded me of when i attempted to start convo on astral projection after sex

man just closed his eyes and went to sleep

next time, im about 15, went to what we thought was a ''free yard'', parents came home early and everything turned into a horror movie

there i am sitting in pitch black bedroom tryna plot the escape route as i could hear the footsteps coming closer, mission failed boy, the dad locked on the light like 'this look like a brothel to you people?'

u know them yes sir no sir, no eye contact responses there, man just dismissed everyone one time, we all left smh'ing and looking back at the yard feeling it in our hearts that the yout was getting beaten as we walked away into the night tasting the freedom of the roadsides with each step

the beats...i can imagine just hearing it

why can i imagine this being the outcome sound of the boy getting beats lmao

EXCATLY!!!

[Skola]

NSFW f*ck sake

[Skola]

LMFAO

thats too much

lol innit

probs would say say

¯\(°_o)/¯ DUNNO LOL

then proceed to

suck on the breastsssss

[Guest Triple XXX]

There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,

i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....

in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...

she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said cool

she puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...

the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....

i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it

:rofl:

HAD ME CREASIN

[Lieutenant]

There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,

i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....

in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...

she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said cool

she puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...

the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....

i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it

The f*ck is this bro?

[O.Man]

WHO

IS

SHE

?

!

Fransheliz Vasquez

no titty what so ever though, everything else is perfect.

you do know how it works right?

no titty and back off = thumbs up

no back off and titty = thumbs down

no back off no titty = c ya later

back off and titty = rape

[BLACK VICTIM]

hahaha that story is too much, to the point i question its authenticity, infact i know its lies but its too funny

[Guest Triple XXX]

u were right about the no titty f*ckin hell i got bigger boobs than that

still like it though i dont know y i love small boobs

[Queen Bee]

There was this friend of a friend that i always liked but never had a chance to link, to cut a long story short i bumped into her in the high street got her number and agreed to take her out on the saturday,

i pick her up on saturday and shes looking stunning, we go to a bar the conversations flowing everything is good..at about 2.30 she asks me if i want to come back to her place, im thinking result in in there....

in her house she gets out some wine and we start drinking , then she goes to her bedroom to change and comes out wearing some negligee ,fast forward five minutes and my belt buckle and fly is undone im feeling up her breasts and we are lipsing like crazy...

she then says to me "do you mind if i put in a dvd?"......im thinking "rah this girl is oldskool, she wants to watch a porno"....obviously i said cool

she puts in the dvd and its some 9/11 illuminati conspiracy nonsense , so im thinking shes obviously put in the wrong dvd shes gonna get up and change it any second...

the bitch then asked me "do you think George Bush planned 9/11...im thinking wtf... its 3am im sitting here with my trousers undone a massive hard-on, your tits are out of your negligee and you want to ask me about illuminati?.... at this point i was just so confused at the randomness ao i just said "what?"...then she goes into some rant about how "the white man is the devil and responsible for all the worlds wickedness" etc etc...... all the while her tits are still hanging out of her negligee.....

i was just sat there thinking is this bitch serious....how can you go from hand on my d*ck to thinking about illuminati at 3 f*ck*ng am.....then she had the cheek to tell me she had the part 2 of the dvd.....I just got into my car and left....i aint called the stupid woman since...im still pissed about it

The f*ck is this bro?

LOL, one of those see through little night dress things

[Bruno Di Gradi]

i like her though man.. sexy face and voice... and the ass is jus...dang

[nemesis]

hahaha that story is too much, to the point i question its authenticity, infact i know its lies but its too funny

unfortunately its 100% true..... worst date ending ive had in years....chick lives in forest hill, shes a social worker

[Illusion]

Got with one white girl that was obsessed with mixed race / black males (because there aren't many girls like that...)

But she'd never actually got with one until me. When we got down to it and she got more relaxed around me, she'd just go on and on about cocoa butter, and how she loves the smell of it.

Joke was on her tho because I used some cocoa butter as lube and banged her in the arse, and I didn't hold back. Then didn't ever return her calls.

[Guest Triple XXX]

lmao wtf

[The Somalian]

lmao

[BLACK VICTIM]

[Grafter]

Got with one white girl that was obsessed with mixed race / black males (because there aren't many girls like that...)

But she'd never actually got with one until me. When we got down to it and she got more relaxed around me, she'd just go on and on about cocoa butter, and how she loves the smell of it.

Joke was on her tho because I used some cocoa butter as lube and banged her in the arse, and I didn't hold back. Then didn't ever return her calls.

disgusting

but said way

[JLovely]

f*cked!!

[Frank.]

Good work.