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Bruno Di Gradi

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i had tried to write some lyrics in the based style let me know wat you lot think-

bitches on my d*ck cos i look like andy milonakis

hoes on my d*ck cos i look like theo papitis

bitches on my d*ck cos i have got arthritis

hoes on my d*ck cos i have got tonsilitis

bitches on my johnson cos i look like a 747

hoes on my d*ck cos i look like 9/11

bitches on my d*ck cos i look like yoda

bitches on my d*ck cos i look like charles s dutton

hoes on my d*ck cos i look like jasper carrott

hoes on my d*ck cos im looking like a caesar salad

several on my d*ck cos i look like a velociraptor

bitches on my d*ck cos i look like wheres wally

hoes on my d*ck cos i look like wembley stadium

bitches on my d*ck cos i look like ruud gullitt

10,000 hoes cos i look like gary lineker

100,000 hoes cos i look like an endangered panda

bitches on my d*ck cos i learnt stairway to heaven

hoes on my d*ck cos they dont want to go to heaven

bitches on my d*ck cos i work in 7/11

bitches on my d*ck cos im a t-1000

hoes on my d*ck cos i look like john merrick

hoes on my d*ck cos i present blue peter

jordan on my line cos i look like peter andre

many birds on my line cos i look like harvey

i look like alfred hitchcock.and ayrton senna

i could go on,its addictive

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young based god im a pretty boy rebble

hoes gotta take a elevator to my level

hoes on my d*ck coz i look like a pebble

young based god not young based devil

f*ck*ng pretty bitches yo i got these bitches horny

im a pretty bitch, pretty bitches cant ignore me

bitches come my house, coz i look like hugh laurie

then they call me daddy so i read them a story

*swag WOO swag WOO swag WOO*

thats my attempt. Maybe i should ghost write for him.

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young based god im a pretty boy rebble

hoes gotta take a elevator to my level

hoes on my d*ck coz i look like a pebble

young based god not young based devil

f*ck*ng pretty bitches yo i got these bitches horny

im a pretty bitch, pretty bitches cant ignore me

bitches come my house, coz i look like hugh laurie

then they call me daddy so i read them a story

*swag WOO swag WOO swag WOO*

thats my attempt. Maybe i should ghost write for him.

LOL thats 10x better than the sh*t he spits.

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young based god im a pretty boy rebble

hoes gotta take a elevator to my level

hoes on my d*ck coz i look like a pebble

young based god not young based devil

f*ck*ng pretty bitches yo i got these bitches horny

im a pretty bitch, pretty bitches cant ignore me

bitches come my house, coz i look like hugh laurie

then they call me daddy so i read them a story

*swag WOO swag WOO swag WOO*

thats my attempt. Maybe i should ghost write for him.

LOL thats 10x better than the sh*t he spits.

verse was hard

pre-empted and completed lil bs career imo

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