Fresh Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I dont have to explain to my boss. I just say I'm Ill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Smh @ pulling sickies I hate subordinates Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Smh @ pulling sickies I hate subordinates your right by law Though I tend not to pull any myself but thats my personal choice I fully endorse others doing it though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Bereavement/serious illness of a family member This is a bad omen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klitschko Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Then say you came into some money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Smh @ pulling sickies I hate subordinates your right by law Though I tend not to pull any myself but thats my personal choice I fully endorse others doing it though If ur In ur chosen career then having unnecessary sickness on ur record is silly for 2 reasons. 1) Management will look favourably on someone who has an excellent attendance record 2) there may come a time where u will need to take a genuinely long period of time off sick. In those cases, management can sack u once u've been off for a certain period. But if you have a good previous sick record then they are less likely to take such action Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinalBawse Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 / One of my managers was creasing at my "sick" voice once, I had to hold it together but we both knew what it was 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 You just gave blood so feeling weak/light headed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Klitschko Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Thats an excuse not to come in? They gave blood, they didn't have it sucked from them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BLACK VICTIM Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 uncle dying is my personal favourite poor guy has died atleast 8 times 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Bereavement/serious illness of a family member This is a bad omen I know. I could NEVER use something like that as an excuse. Badmind. / If ur In ur chosen career then having unnecessary sickness on ur record is silly for 2 reasons. 1) Management will look favourably on someone who has an excellent attendance record 2) there may come a time where u will need to take a genuinely long period of time off sick. In those cases, management can sack u once u've been off for a certain period. But if you have a good previous sick record then they are less likely to take such action c/s fully. I've had 1 in the past year. probably could have made it to work on no sleep but I was still drinking at 6am and started at 8, probably would have got in trouble for either being intoxicated or saying something stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 flu-like symptoms in this time of swine flu>>>>>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Somalian Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 I took the piss not to long ago but been on point getting in early and sh*t Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 MORETIME I GO TO WORK WHEN IM ILL. BUT HAVE TO HAVE A FEW MONDAYS OFF IN A YEAR AFTER A HEAVY WEEKEND. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Thats an excuse not to come in? They gave blood, they didn't have it sucked from them. 1 pint of blood is a lot. Some people will feel faint after. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lens Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 MORETIME I GO TO WORK WHEN IM ILL. BUT HAVE TO HAVE A FEW MONDAYS OFF IN A YEAR AFTER A HEAVY WEEKEND. do this as well, get sent home and get paid for them sendin me home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 MORETIME I GO TO WORK WHEN IM ILL. Ditto, even if I'm sick I'll still go in - I'll be coughing like a bitch but the managers, colleagues etc will see that even though I'm sick. I'm still here to work. So when I call to say "I won't be coming in today", they don't question it. (or if I have a heavy night I just work from home) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Saying i had an asthma attack in the morning or breathing troubles usually works for me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 MORETIME I GO TO WORK WHEN IM ILL. Ditto, even if I'm sick I'll still go in - I'll be coughing like a bitch but the managers, colleagues etc will see that even though I'm sick. I'm still here to work. So when I call to say "I won't be coming in today", they don't question it. (or if I have a heavy night I just work from home) Admire this to an extent but its a double edged sword If ur that guy coughing and spluttering all over the place you could easily be passing your germs to everyone else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 Obviously if its contagious I have an excuse not to come in, in the first place.....you man forgot the point of this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skola Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 ye going to work drunk isnt a good look especially when u work in retail or suttin where u deal with the public thats what im sayin the only sicky i pulled in the last year - was drinkin in the hotel bar till 6am, arrive home, about to jump into bed.... alarm - work 6.30am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flat Eric Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 if you went i would crown you as locked in king Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted February 11, 2011 Report Share Posted February 11, 2011 with any serious job i dont pull sickys it looks really bad, i've finally wised up. shitty retail etc diahhorrea all day, when u mention having the shits the probing questions tend to stop there, plus i twill just tell them i have irritable bowels give them a letter explaining end of. but yh im done with sickys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 Haven't had a single sick day apart from when I went for an operation. You know why? Because even when I feel like sh*t I go in for three hours then get sent home by my manager and then it isn't classed as a sick day. 1-0 to me. Sick when applying for jobs. How many days off have you had sick in the past year? None bitchezzz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted February 12, 2011 Report Share Posted February 12, 2011 I swear some people think of the dumbest sh*t. Just say you were violently vomiting in the morning. What can they tell you? No proof needed and you couldn't anyways. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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