THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[zlastboss]

why does goin casino seem like such a good idea when im drunk...

 

also fuck aspers in westfield dealers are bare grumpy

[Woodpecker]

Locals speak decent enough english yh?

Man can't be trying to draw tings with google translator

 

I would say you can get around the world with english, have never had a problem in any of those places

[Haze-e]

why does goin casino seem like such a good idea when im drunk...

also f*ck aspers in westfield dealers are bare grumpy

You still go nugget?

[zlastboss]

rarely gamble any where apart from the odd bit online nowadays

 

plus my poker is too sloppy now

[Haze-e]

Lol snm. I am probably gonna set up a little tourney in summer. When I get the deets I will holler you nearer the time if your interested.

[zlastboss]

safe il prolly be up for that

[JOHN DOE]

LOL them sick notes.. always get people coming to me and begging for them just so they dont have to work

If I was crooked could make a kiling of them... there must be sheisty doctors making grands of these

obviously though, my integrity and probity cant be called into question

Don't be so sure boss...

Racism in disguise

Is it another word for paki

Where did it even come from

Some negro try calling me boss and i say to him dont call me that sh*t and he acts confused

I aint working in a f*ckintaxi rank and i aint a kebab shop boy

I take this as a disrespect but i wannt to know

In allsrriousnes

Your thoughts on this turn of phrase and what u mean when unuse it

fufu is nasty

and what is that nasty smelly fish in that bright red tomatoe sauce

sh*t is vile

aint nobody gat time for that

all dribbling down di ashy palms

different definations for where and who you are in life

as aim afghan

book smart = me as a successful young professional

and im street smart enough to stay away from alcoholic drug using poor whites and all di negroes apart from di well socialised middle class ones

i call it the 'arkse theorem of afghan association'

if you say 'arkse' instead of 'ask', then you must be given a wide berth and a snooty look of disdain

And that's just the last few weeks.

I think you missed the sarcasm bro

[Niall Ferguson]

I think you missed the sarcasm bro

There was defo no sarcasm. Afgoon truly believes he is an upstanding citizen and representative of the Pashtun peoples.

[JOHN DOE]

Fairy nuff.

[Kurtis]

all i can think about right now is pork

[Lieutenant]

LEEDS>>>

FACKKKKKK

Details

It was just.... LIVE

Chicks all over the city day and night

Beat both nights

Defo wanna go back

[The Somalian]

fuck this clubbing shit I can only handle it 5 times a year now remember when it was weekly Thurs, Fri, Sat, Sun, Tues 

[Lieutenant]

Locals speak decent enough english yh?

Man can't be trying to draw tings with google translator

I would say you can get around the world with english, have never had a problem in any of those places

I hear that, only place I've struggled is madrid.

Lewis, more deets on leeds....clubs etc... Tings on it yh...

Think I've said this before but always thought leeds was racist.

No racism at all, everywhere we've been outside of London people just show love male and female and Leeds was the same

Started off at a couple bars on Call Lane, Normans and across the road Jacks bar. Floated around a couple other bars on Friday but mainly stayed in Norman's.. Plenty of tings in there

Done the same on Saturday but was on guestlist for a club called the oracle. Come like the Leeds version of Faces, see lennon on a table and Andre wisdom as well. Bareeeeeeee tings FACK... 100% going back

No big headed ting but I had to turn down fanny both nights. Looking down my whatsapp lost now seeing 8 new faces

[Flat Eric]

and that's why they call him Lethal Lewis

[Kurtis]

most racism ive encountered has been in London still

 

i say most, but im hedging, i dont recall any race issues anywhere else ive been

 

but i havent been many places tbh, Oldham, Manchester, Wigan, Rochdale, i go loads of times and been to Leeds a few times and still nothing

[Captain Planet]

'They' supposedly

[Marly Mar]

and that's why they call him Lethal Lewis

Meant to neg

[local]

why are u all para about racism all the time

 

leeds n sheff are THE student cities

 

birds everywhere all the time

[Niall Ferguson]

this racism ting is hype still

 

have to c/s local

[Niall Ferguson]

yeah trust me fam

 

the student + general getalong gang wave means going up north is no longer the hazard it used to be.

[Woodpecker]

i lived in sheffield, newcastle and edinburgh for a while

 

put me off the north/northerness but have had good nights out in manchester and liverpool

 

can imagine leeds being good cos theres a good uni nearby

[Kurtis]

LMAO

 

Americas worst tattoos on TLC

 

some slow sounding chic came on. she was a virgin and got a chastity belt with fire and shit tattood on her waist, waiting for the right guy to "unlock" it

 

and she got fucked by the tattoo artist

 

LMAO

 

best story ever