Grafter Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 depressed think im gonna go on holiday my heads all fucked man need to get out/away i can't breathe too much bullshit http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2uQ8GMHlTI Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest phonecharger Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 You know those moments where u think, what the fuck am I doing Washing machine in my house is shit, So I need to go closest halls cool However I had sex with a girl who is a bit crazy and clingy, so I just stopped speaking to her........she workss at these halls and I gotta walk past her window to reach laundry room So I don a hoodie and wrap a scarf round my face, holding a bag full of dirty clothes...sneak into the halls then think "what the fuck am I doing" Mission was completed same way, just need to sneak back in to put them in dryer, then finally sneak in to take clothes out what a neek 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The King Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 I packed in weed. Dreamt I died every night for 3 weeks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 i really cant stand my workplace. I refuse to turn into a robot >> retail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 20% OFF ‘HAPPY HOUR’ VOUCHER! code: LUVTKY239 It’s Friday night, time for a tasty treat! What’s your Friday night takeaway of choice? Note: Code expires 6.30pm. Credit/debit card orders only. How to use a JE voucher code: http://bit.ly/g1CHDB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Yesterday was 1 of the best days of my life. All plans came off, down to a tee with pleasant surprises. As far as days go it was a 10/10. details Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 edit: I take it back actually. Uni is dead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAT_YOUT_FROM_E15 Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Feeling live o after my work out -- froday nyt plans flopped drawing for my plan c Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 7, 2011 Report Share Posted October 7, 2011 Yesterday was 1 of the best days of my life. All plans came off, down to a tee with pleasant surprises. As far as days go it was a 10/10. details In the morning I went to put money in a parking ticket machine, something told me to cancel it, bare pound coins fell out. Found somewhere cheaper round the corner. Ended the evening chilling in a Kensington hotel with someone I have great admiration for, everything in between just went like clockwork. I was actually scared in the evening something bad was gona happen lol, felt like I has the Midas touch that day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 No idea where to post this, but in school did anyine else open a can of coke or whatever only slightly while in class so u can hide it? Have to suck it out n shit, just randomly did it now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RaiKkoNen Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Was at some bar last night and my mate was wing manning some slut. He was pretty tipsy, asked girl what she was doing and she was like 'Medicine, I didn't get in the first year, so I'm taking a year out' Mate got one of his deadpan looks on his face, soon as he had it on I knew what he was gonna say, Came out with 'Love, you're not smart enough to be a doctor!' Was fully creasing. Northern lads>>> Ruined the pull but was worth it haha. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heero Yuy Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 lmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 im prob as thick as the slut, but, if she didnt get in now, whats gonna be different in a year? or does she mean there werent any places left? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLIME Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 she wants to pay 9k maybe she thinks its more value for money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeremy Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 whats poppin slime? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SLIME Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 what up five Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Im Broke Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Use to call me from the pen till he ran out of change, and when he call collect and i heard his name, i quickly accepted, but when i reach the phone his talking reckless, i can sense deceit in his tone, i said damn dawg 3 years and your home? he said man you think shits sweet cause your home, you can't be serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 Zizouz u did it breh *hi 5's* Victory Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 DO ANY OF THESE BLACK BITCHES DRIVE FUCK SAKE Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 lolol fucking hell mate EDIT: should've had a stiff whisky first, nothing impresses more than a vague hint of alcohol on the breath will use this in future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trilliam Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 got the number off one chick outside work spoke once she left a couple missed calls i dont follow it up 2 2's she phones me up and after talking a good game about proper muslim behaviour and fine dining proceeds to finger herself and invites me up for the weekend edit: AND she knows her way round a kitchen 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TALLWAH Posted October 8, 2011 Report Share Posted October 8, 2011 No idea where to post this, but in school did anyine else open a can of coke or whatever only slightly while in class so u can hide it? Have to suck it out n shit, just randomly did it now Standard, use to do it in isolation all the time, just cough while im opening the can. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 people with small children never have time to talk unless its about the child Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 Just came back from Hyde Park, my girl was doing a half marathon for Motor Neurone Disease. When she went to get in the car she was talking to another guy, safe dude, she was telling me he gave his kidney to a work colleague who needed a transplant. Humbled. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tino Posted October 9, 2011 Report Share Posted October 9, 2011 never should i ever eat using a laptop , spilled coffee on my laptop, felt like i was about to have a heart attack never will i buy a acer laptop , a bitch to clean , spent half day cleaning it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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