THE OFFICIAL VENTING + ANTI THREAD: PART TWO

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Haven't checked the site all day

Come on and find out chaps has been banned

 

 

[Lieutenant]

Leeds>

Came with 8 man

4 man are in their rooms the other 4 are scattered across the city

Only just managed to get rid of this ting

The hangover later gon be emoshhh

[Flat Eric]

(we're all here)

[imhim]

yeah but the removal of chaps is a big blow to your character syndicate

faaaaa

[JOHN DOE]

(we're all here)

[JOHN DOE]

Haven't checked the site all day

Come on and find out chaps has been banned

[Rippy]

Told a bullshit story to a bunch of gullible people to give me their ink cartridges after they used them, over the last two years. Something about my dad needing them.

 

Little did they know I now have 50+ stash ready to resell

 

£££

 

/

 

It's a little bad I've schemed money out of my own friends. I remember the days I used to get them o2 sim cards online and sell them for a fiver to everyone at school. They were pissed when they eventually found out they were free

[Benicio del Toney]

I remember the o2 hustle at college, was signing up bare family members on the site and just picking up 6 from each calm.

 

 

Remember I sold 1 sim to this black guy at college for £5, he literally turned right around to 1 white dude, said "you got that tenner for me cuz?" lol

 

Couldn't even hate on him for that flip.

[The Somalian]

Yeah I remember that bredrin asked for my house addy so he could get sims

[Kurtis]

Sim hustle was strong

[JLovely]

Definitely was lol

[slice2]

Ffs

[Woodpecker]

so ruined, lost 2 bills, nearly died, freight train nearly run me over, hands are bleeding

 

ave a wash a beer and a boot

 

time to go aaaaaaaaaaatttt

[dom dom bullets]

that's the spirit ol' chap

[Nidge Weasle]

so ruined, lost 2 bills, nearly died, freight train nearly run me over, hands are bleeding

 

ave a wash a beer and a boot

 

time to go aaaaaaaaaaatttt

 

yo woodpecker, whats the top 5 party cities you've been in europe

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Hairline has started to go

 

Life is over

 

FFS

 

   

 

   

[Mame Biram Diouf]

Cant sleep

[Niall Ferguson]

LOL them sick notes.. always get people coming to me and begging for them just so they dont have to work

 

If I was crooked could make a kiling of them... there must be sheisty doctors making grands of these

 

obviously though, my integrity and probity cant be called into question 

 

Don't be so sure boss...

 

Racism in disguise

Is it another word for paki

Where did it even come from

Some negro try calling me boss and i say to him dont call me that sh*t and he acts confused

I aint working in a f*ckintaxi rank and i aint a kebab shop boy

I take this as a disrespect but i wannt to know

In allsrriousnes

Your thoughts on this turn of phrase and what u mean when unuse it

 

fufu is nasty

 

and what is that nasty smelly fish in that bright red tomatoe sauce

 

sh*t is vile

 

aint nobody gat time for that

 

all dribbling down di ashy palms

 

different definations for where and who you are in life

 

as aim afghan

 

book smart = me as a successful young professional

 

and im street smart enough to stay away from alcoholic drug using poor whites  and all di negroes apart from di well socialised middle class ones

 

i call it the 'arkse theorem of afghan association'

 

if you say 'arkse' instead of 'ask', then you must be given a wide berth and a snooty look of disdain

And that's just the last few weeks.

[Lieutenant]

LEEDS>>>

FACKKKKKK

[Creed Diskenth]

LEEDS>>>

FACKKKKKK

 

Details

[Yuri]

LOL them sick notes.. always get people coming to me and begging for them just so they dont have to work

If I was crooked could make a kiling of them... there must be sheisty doctors making grands of these

obviously thought, my integrity and probity cant be called into question

:lol:

[Woodpecker]

so ruined, lost 2 bills, nearly died, freight train nearly run me over, hands are bleeding

 

ave a wash a beer and a boot

 

time to go aaaaaaaaaaatttt

 

yo woodpecker, whats the top 5 party cities you've been in europe

 

always depends on who your with and what u want to do and the weather and time of year, but just for general partying in no particular order (and not including London)

 

1. Budapest, Hungary

2. Belgrade, Serbia

3. Trieste, Italy

4. Salamanca, Spain

5. Berlin, Germany

 

I was gonna use Bratislava aswell

 

my theory was cities with B are a GO

 

then I remembered Bolton

 

too stoned

[Nidge Weasle]

 

safe man

[Woodpecker]

http://www.turgen.com/fmvrnu/sdcgms/jmgeqm/kputkbb/hdpv.aappicax

 

what is this? feds?

 

someone just sent me this links by email