Lmao @ Rooney

[Eskay Jones]

who from Defoe, Bent, Carroll, Agbonlahor is gonna lead the line?

I hope Bent has a good season

Rooneys a d*ck

[MEIRELES.]

Rooneys so lucky he comes across as this innocent child to the British media with his fake shy persona he puts on in front of the cameras in interviews but yet his team mates say he plays pranks all the time.

Hes cheated on his wife

Hes been sent off numerous times in high profile games

His dads a fraud

He plays for Wankchester Ushited

Yet hes still counted as Englands goldenboy

Fuck out of here. Media must get PAID for them not to go in on him.

[Fighting Weight]

They do go in on him

[Kompressor]

They do go in on hI'm, but it's quite measured, as everyone's convinced that he's integral to any chance the country has of winning anything, so they don't wanna piss him off too much.

[JOHN DOE]

who from Defoe, Bent, Carroll, Agbonlahor is gonna lead the line?

I hope Bent has a good season

Rooneys a d*ck

WELBS

[MrJibbles]

Should go with Bent, but if they are going with a 3 could play Welbeck also.

I'd take Sturridge instead of Defoe.

Rooney does get it from the media when things go wrong but like others have said it's only to a certain point they'll go to.

[Flojo]

He gets off lightly, considering he's only 25 it's actual ridiculous how much ammo he's given the media.

Granny prostitute

Cheated on his pregnant wife with some whore whilst she was in the house

Red Card at the WC

Didn't turn up at the WC

I swear I'm missing a couple things as well.

lol when I see how they go in on Balotelli to make him out to be some tearaway I can't help but laugh.

[Guest Portuguese]

Them two hookers from Manchester

Abusing match officials

Holding the club to ransom

[Heero Yuy]

Bent with young just behind>>>>>>>>

Drop Goonz and take Welbeck

Blessing in disguise, Rooney's never done shit for England anyway.

Don't care how well he's doing this season, playing well for you club and playing well for your country aren't two things that automatically go hand in hand.

[Drift]

He gets off lightly, considering he's only 25 it's actual ridiculous how much ammo he's given the media.

Granny prostitute

Cheated on his pregnant wife with some whore whilst she was in the house

Red Card at the WC

Didn't turn up at the WC

I swear I'm missing a couple things as well.

lol when I see how they go in on Balotelli to make him out to be some tearaway I can't help but laugh.

trus me

[Heero Yuy]

Lets take Andy Johnson instead then

[MrJibbles]

bent is shit

why is everyone gassed

has he even played in Europe before ?

Yup got 7 in 18 games.

[Guest Portuguese]

bent is shit

why is everyone gassed

has he even played in Europe before ?

Technically he is shit but the best finisher England have now.

[Captain Planet]

He gets off lightly, considering he's only 25 it's actual ridiculous how much ammo he's given the media.

Granny prostitute

Cheated on his pregnant wife with some whore whilst she was in the house

Red Card at the WC

Didn't turn up at the WC

I swear I'm missing a couple things as well.

lol when I see how they go in on Balotelli to make him out to be some tearaway I can't help but laugh.

Them two hookers from Manchester

Abusing match officials

Holding the club to ransom

Elbow on McCarthy

The whole holding Utd hostage saga

[Heero Yuy]

Exactly

[Guest Portuguese]

This

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRFerImV2zw

[Guest Portuguese]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_GhFB-A4y0

He gets away with too much

[Seth Rollins]

I don't get people. You want goals, you get goals, but you don't get picked.

Bent with Young behind him.

The reality is tho, it doesn't even matter who plays in the group stages. As soon as it get's to the knock outs Rooney is going straight back in. Capello CLAIMED to have balls but he doesn't. Lol @ him not picking Rooney.

[Aquaman]

you can say all that but he is still england's best player

[Im Broke]

you can say all that but he is still england's best player

Wilshere>>>>>

[Aquaman]

Really breh? REALLY?!?

[Young £]

lol @ some of the rubbish in here

Rooney >>>

[Captain Planet]

lets be honest

rooney >

would do similar shit if i was a pro

Doing that whilst at somewhere like Scunthorpe ain't the same as Utd brah