First Fap...

[Benicio del Toney]

That Emmanuel sh*t made me wanna fly kick the tv.

Hardly any action.

I remember Ben Dover and Neill Down was it tv x preview them dons were on?

Remember they had 1 black chick on there regularly, they had a guest spot for dons to try out aswell, remember 1 lightskin don was smelling the feet more than he was beating lol

Omar jumping out of white girls homes >>>>>>>>>

[time_bomb]

i remember television x came on free one night on my cable, quickly got a vhs tape and recorded a full 4 hour tapes worth

[Yoshie]

Who knew about the Television X code generator online?

Had to do a new one each day, but got TVX for free till the early morn

[Skola]

nahhhhh time bomb that musta been like a dream come true in those days

i used to cop the daily sport from some asian corner shop all walking up to the counter making a show of reading whatever was on the back page as if im interested in the cricket, then carefully lay it down on the counter back page facing up to further emphasise my innocence

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tvx....

the 15 min freeview with the countdown at the end and everything

then the first scene starts

'STARRING' with some short clips from the scene for each girl*

anticipation grows....

then the scene starts FOR REAL

di dialogue

hurry the f*ck up and start f*ck*ng befo-

ENCRYPTION KICKS IN

pain

[Seth Rollins]

The old cable box, watching the 10 minute clip, then the heartbreaking moment it scrambles and locks off.

But a couple times, it wouldn't lock off, and them times you don't wanna turn over the channel in case it locked off, so you'd stay up as late as possible, but know fully well you wasn't lasting more than 2 minutes all excited.

[Michel Kane]

My 13 year old brother took my phone to play around with...

Check my call log & coulda sworn he called a phone sex line off it...

I dunno what to do, lol

[The Somalian]

The old cable box, watching the 10 minute clip, then the heartbreaking moment it scrambles and locks off.

But a couple times, it wouldn't lock off, and them times you don't wanna turn over the channel in case it locked off, so you'd stay up as late as possible, but know fully well you wasn't lasting more than 2 minutes all excited.

I have a VHS video around 6 hours long filled with them 10 minute clips from school days. Use to nick them Fiesta Porn vids from the sweet shop

[Kurtis]

spud him

[Seth Rollins]

Be grateful you don't have to worry about him coming to tell you he's gay in 5 years time.

Pay the bill and remember you was the same when you was young.

[Michel Kane]

Innit

Can't even be mad, was running up BILLS at his age, LMAO

[Yardie 2.0]

used to bash to them 10minute previews on television x.

dem rushed bashes der

[Seth Rollins]

Them times you couldn't control the intensity and it went further than the tissue you laid out.

[Skola]

PMSL

[Kurtis]

too real

[Seth Rollins]

That Jet Black on Channel 912 years back. Damn I miss that b*tch.

Her calls would never last longer than a minute 2 minutes tops and always finish with her spitting down her titties and squeezing them together.

[MARVELL]

Be grateful you don't have to worry about him coming to tell you he's gay in 5 years time.

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however he couldve been calling a gay sex line still

[R1.]

That Jet Black on Channel 912 years back. Damn I miss that b*tch.

She's still on Babestation, saw her the other night.

[Benicio del Toney]

Charmaine Sinclair >>>>>>>>>>>>

[Guest chap44uns]

would wash her anus

[R1.]

Yeah she's a vet still

[Seth Rollins]

That Jet Black on Channel 912 years back. Damn I miss that b*tch.

She's still on Babestation, saw her the other night.

LIES

[FinalBawse]

would wash her anus

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[General Mac]

nahhhhh time bomb that musta been like a dream come true in those days

i used to cop the daily sport from some asian corner shop all walking up to the counter making a show of reading whatever was on the back page as if im interested in the cricket, then carefully lay it down on the counter back page facing up to further emphasise my innocence

/

tvx....

the 15 min freeview with the countdown at the end and everything

then the first scene starts

'STARRING' with some short clips from the scene for each girl*

anticipation grows....

then the scene starts FOR REAL

di dialogue

hurry the f*ck up and start f*ck*ng befo-

ENCRYPTION KICKS IN

pain

Ahhhhh man I had X amount of failed upset sessions coz of di encrypshon. But anyway first time I was maybe 8, rolled into my brothers room after having a bath with di akshon man an di navy boats. I remember wondering what does he spray or put on to smell like fruit juice each time he pops out.

I proceeded to rummage through his sprays and creams putting them all on double time. Then I raid the bottom shelf coz the top one wasn't happening and underneath all his sock and boxers and sh*t was a wad of vhs tapes and magazines and lubes (didn't know at the time) etc. So at that age I knew how operate di mashin and di tv. Nobody was about other than my aunt who was dead asleep.

Man like me are sat on the carpet REAL close to the tv head at 90degrees feeling di wood rising but wondering what the hell, so I see the man stroking his ting so I copy and continue to wank while he f*cked the chick. When di nut came out, wow the tingles and shakes and weird noises actually made me cry....

I was back at it within the hour lol

[Seydou]

So you were 8 years old?

[JOHN DOE]

used to bash to them 10minute previews on television x.

dem rushed bashes der

!!!!!!!!!