You woke up as your opposite skin color. What would you do?

[Kim]

cream mi kin

[Salamanca]

transform into a goat

[Blackstock]

[Guest chap44uns]

Have a fry up for dinner

 

if theres no munch for di dinner

 

man will calm make egg beans and toast

 

#distruggle

[Lieutenant]

Lahhh it

There's always an ice cream tub in the freezer with di chicken from 3 weeks ago

[Woodpecker]

People that dont do this should be removed or made to work for me

[Skola]

Lahhh it

There's always an ice cream tub in the freezer with di chicken from 3 weeks ago

 

haha

 

leftovers >>>>>>>

[Skola]

fuck knows what my opposite skin colour is

[Kurtis]

go to a club, get pissed and bareback the first ting i see in the alley

[gattsu]

have Sunday dinner at 1pm and then sandwichs for tea at 5

[Kim]

let my 10 yr old have a beer cus its new years eve

 

(white side)

[The Infamous]

jump out the shower and dont cream 

[stacksbranning]

Behave like this and say its only a bit of fun and you only live one 

 

 

BOOZE-fuelled Brits spilled on to streets around the country as they raucously saw in the New Year.

Partygoers across the country were drunk, disorderly and dishevelled as they stumbled out of bars and clubs.

There was carnage in Britain’s major cities – including London, Newcastle, Liverpool and Birmingham – as revellers came out in force, despite the grim weather in some areas.

It was a busy night for the emergency services, with some reporting a huge spike in the number of calls they received.

 

Helping hand ... a couple frolick in Swansea

Athena Pictures

 

On the tiles ... two revellers in Liverpool in the early hours of this morning

Mercury Press & Media

 

Tipsy ... a young woman takes a break in Newcastle city centre.

North News & Pictures

The Metropolitan Police said that officers had made 96 arrests across the capital by 3.45am relating to the New Year’s Eve celebrations, mainly for being drunk, public order offences and assault.

Calls to West Midlands Ambulance Service peaked between 1am and 4am, with a total of 1,291 calls between midnight and 5am, a 9 per cent increase on the same period last year.

 

Start it with a kiss ... girl plants New Year's smacker on bobby in Liverpool

Mercury Press & Media

 

Felled in brawl ... reveller is held by pal after being injured in a fight

Mercury Press & Media

A spokeswoman said a large proportion of this year’s calls were for alcohol-related incidents including fights, assaults, falls and overdoses.

One incident in Stourbridge, West Mids, saw four people rescued from a river after three friends tried to help a drunken teenage girl from the water after she fell down a bank just after 8pm.

 

Leaf it out ... a young woman drags an uprooted plant in Swansea

Athena Pictures

 

Help ... a female police officer goes to the aid of a passed out reveller in Newcastle

North News & Pictures

South East Coast Ambulance Service, which handles 999 calls from Kent, Sussex and Surrey, took 1,544 calls between 10pm yesterday and 4am this morning – a rise of more than 20 per cent on last year.

In Newcastle, one girl dressed in a body hugging mini-dress fell into the window of a takeaway before collapsing, legs splayed, on to the dirty pavement.

 

Who needs shoes ... scantily-clad partygirl discards heels

Newsteam / SWNS

 

Painful start to the year ... reveller is carted off in wheelchair

Mercury Press & Media

A young man was seen clutching his bleeding face before also seeking the help of officers.

Clean-up crews spruced up London this morning as the capital nursed its New Year hangover.

 

Floored ... a drunk lad slouches against a building in Liverpool

North News & Pictures

 

Thirsy ... a man takes a drink from the flooded River Ouse in York

Jonathan Pow

Two hundred clean-up staff took just under six hours to clear a staggering 160 TONS of rubbish in Westminster to get the streets ready for today’s New Year’s Day parade.

Thousands of people gathered in the city centre last night to see out 2012 by remembering the best moments from one of its most memorable years in recent history.

About 250,000 spectators were estimated to have watched the colourful and noisy pyrotechnics display, which featured 12,500 fireworks.

 

Going unsteady ... man and woman have to hold up pal in the middle to keep her from falling over

Newsteam / SWNS

 

Rough night ... man helps up pal who fell asleep in the street

Newsteam / SWNS

Mayor of London Boris Johnson said: “What an amazing end to an incredible year.

"Watched by hundreds of thousands in the capital and millions around the globe, London has proved, yet again, that it can pull off spectacular world-class events in style.”

 

Better out than in ... young reveller is sick on the street

Mercury Press & Media

 

New Year's Relief ... unknown reveller bares bum

Wales News Service

More than 3,500 police supported the organisers and stewards of the event, working alongside colleagues from the British Transport Police and other emergency services to keep revellers safe.

Today’s New Year’s Day parade will see a procession of Olympic Games Makers, drummers, stilt walkers and Bolivian dancers greet 2013 as they snake their way through central London.

Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4721113/Brits-in-binge-carnage-at-New-Years-Eve-pictures-of-sozzled-revellers.html#ixzz2GkTUB9lZ

[Sole]

Guy pulled his trousers all the way down like a three year old

[Nidge Weasle]

Shag her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Nidge Weasle]

Guy pulled his trousers all the way down like a three year old

 

banta

[Skola]

Guy pulled his trousers all the way down like a three year old

[Guest chap44uns]

Guy pulled his trousers all the way down like a three year old

Gdhhudsxchiyrsxcgrree

Some of these Tonys just dgaf

[Woodpecker]

Shag her

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Lieutenant]

Guy pulled his trousers all the way down like a three year old

[Kurtis]

LOL and man drinking from a fuckin road

[Seth Rollins]

 

 

WHAT IS THAT?

[Drift]

bantaaaa

[Salamanca]

looks like some algerian with crocodile dundee shoes praying

[Guest chap44uns]

di mally