are you a sitter or stander

[Fresh]

d*ck touching the inside of the toilet? FFS I actually fear for mankind.

[Flat Eric]

pull out 3 squares

fold it in half

place it at the front of the seat

half in half on the seat

tuck in your piece in peace

[Flat Eric]

actually its 4 squares

[Benicio del Toney]

How are you sitters doing it?

di gold links and chamballa bracelets all cling clanging on the inside bowl

You can't be dropping while you clutching andrex.

That ain't ordinary bruh.

[Yung bawse]

i tried it sitting down, doesn't work for me.. either i'm too far forward that my piece is getting cold on the inside of the toilet.. or im too far back that my knuckles are touching the back of the toilet

you sitters either have a bigger toilet seat opening than me.. or small hands

[Lieutenant]

Yeah I tested out the sitting tek

Long for the tip of my piece to be chilling on the bowl

[Kurtis]

Yeah I tested out the sitting tek

Long for the tip of my piece to be chilling on the bowl

Doesn't that happen while shitting anyways?

[Captain Planet]

The piece is always held in place with the hand though

One hand holds the other cleans, that's is the sole purpose God gave us two

[Yung bawse]

[Mame Biram Diouf]

The piece is always held in place with the hand though

One hand holds the other cleans, that's is the sole purpose God gave us two

[Esquilax]

wtf standing yea

when you're sat one cheek is bein pulled by the seat, the other opened by raising you leg slightly, absolute exposure

the piece never comes into it

[Sole]

Nah too easy

[Soca Junkie]

I still don't understand how people are mentioning hands touching toilet bowls just because some may sit and wipe...

Do you not understand the concept of leaning and raising?

Also wetting the tissue and using soap? Or showering after every poop? GET OUT OF HERE PLEASE YOU LIARS. Facking stunters.

[time_bomb]

I still don't understand how people are mentioning hands touching toilet bowls just because some may sit and wipe...

Do you not understand the concept of leaning and raising?

Also wetting the tissue and using soap? Or showering after every poop? GET OUT OF HERE PLEASE YOU LIARS. Facking stunters.

yep, i shower probably 90% of the time after.

my body has a routine, wake up, eat breakfast, sh*t, shower, out/get working on laptop.

its been that way since secondary school, i started by forcing myself to go so i never had to sh*t at school, after a while it just started happening naturally.

[Soca Junkie]

I still don't understand how people are mentioning hands touching toilet bowls just because some may sit and wipe...

Do you not understand the concept of leaning and raising?

Also wetting the tissue and using soap? Or showering after every poop? GET OUT OF HERE PLEASE YOU LIARS. Facking stunters.

yep, i shower probably 90% of the time after.

my body has a routine, wake up, eat breakfast, sh*t, shower, out/get working on laptop.

its been that way since secondary school, i started by forcing myself to go so i never had to sh*t at school, after a while it just started happening naturally.

That's different though, you're having your morning shower. People are talking of showering every time they sh*t.. about 'ill have a sneaky shower' looooooooool

[Kurtis]

dunno about you man, but max i sh*t is once a day

[cambridgebanteer]

im sorry but if youre dry wiping, even if the tissue appears clean after several wipes, you are still smearing residual sh*t around your the ring piece and some onto the actual cheek area , icant stand the idea of bopping about doing my daily business with sh*t in my bumcrack even if it is only a trace amount

[Yung bawse]

if you can't feel it, smell it or even see it .. why does it matter..not like a chick is going to unexpectedly lick my a**hole

[Benicio del Toney]

im sorry but if youre dry wiping, even if the tissue appears clean after several wipes, you are still smearing residual sh*t around your the ring piece and some onto the actual cheek area

That's why you use the 3 take technique.

[Seth Rollins]

I stand and lean forward. I used to be a sitter, but between me, my dad and my bro the toilet seat would always end up coming off from us swivelling when sitting and leaning forward

[Seth Rollins]

And you have to check the tissue. Nothing worse than getting up and going about your business, and 15 minutes later you start twitching when walking and have to go back and wipe again.

[Kompressor]

My Mrs was watching embarrassing bodies last night and my attention was brought to this.

not a stander in sight,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0QHGqSV-q_o

this should also give people an insight in how to wipe, check the tissue and dispense of said tissue easily and hygienically with hand hitting toilet seat or shitty water or any other rubbish thats been mentioned.

[Kurtis]

yeaaaaaaaaaaaah im not gonna watch people taking a sh*t fam

[Seydou]

Allow the shitting now.

What about brushing teeth, cold water or warm water?

[Thizz]

Allow the shitting now.

What about brushing teeth, cold water or warm water?