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[Guest chap44uns]

Chaps, you are a really unfortunate individual.

 

lol

 

it could be worse

 

i could be you

[Niall Ferguson]

Chaps, you are a really unfortunate individual.

 

lol

 

it could be worse

 

i could be you

I felt the pain in your response.

 

Like them hurt girls from school who try and clap back with any bars they can.

[Woodpecker]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

 

FUCK

 

just flopped a date with a pengers rawly. See venting thread

 

/

 

How did I get into this line of work lmao

 

this is not my line of work lets get this straight

 

a family friend who lives in Zurich took me to a cafe where this shit goes on just to see it, obvs I was avin some of that when I see it ehhhh

[Guest chap44uns]

Come footlocker tomorrow 6pm and I'll let you feel a whole lot more bbz

Xx

[Niall Ferguson]

Your whole life sounds fake tbh. 

[Guest chap44uns]

U got dreads bro?

Lemme come on them

[Woodpecker]

[Guest Chelsea Jack]

U got dreads bro?

Lemme come on them

 

whoah

 

whoah

 

whoah

[The Somalian]

wtf

[time_bomb]

this is just silly now, give him a 1 week ban, he can cool off and come back with less nonsense 

[Lieutenant]

Lol he's got you lot in the palm of his hand

[Heero Yuy]

Lol he's got you lot in the palm of his hand

[Black.]

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

f*ck

just flopped a date with a pengers rawly. See venting thread

/

How did I get into this line of work lmao

this is not my line of work lets get this straight

a family friend who lives in Zurich took me to a cafe where this sh*t goes on just to see it, obvs I was avin some of that when I see it ehhhh

Are they places like this in the uk that you know of

[Yung bawse]

Yeh makes sense. Something id do if i was dropped in it as well.. Wouldn't go looking for it tho

[Woodpecker]

None that I know of but I imagine looking for a quiet bar/coffee shop in Belgravia/Chelsea where a lot of old rich bishes mingle wouldn't be hard

 

but maybe the british attitude means those old women have to live out the rest of their life with a dry pum

[Woodpecker]

Just came back from a lunch with a "friend" of my uncle, some old bish with fat tittys, bitch was all over me at lunch and talkin about sex too

 

drew the number incase I "need anything, anytime, get out of jail free card" as she is part of the Bindella family

 

My uncle goes away at the weekend for a month and im sposed to go over there next week for "Lunch"

 

 

swear im getting pimped

[Yung bawse]

Who are the bindella family?

[O Fenomeno]

Some wine family

[Yung bawse]

Oh, was thinking some mafia family the way he worded it lol

[local]

Lol he's got you lot in the palm of his hand

bit gay mate

[Woodpecker]

Oh, was thinking some mafia family the way he worded it lol

 

Well bwoi what is a mafia

 

Theres people who stay within the law, even make the law to their arrangements that I would say are more mafia than people outside of the law

[Yung bawse]

Well no because the word mafia is to do with organised crime/illegal activity

[Woodpecker]

I see that my move towards an intelligent conversation went over the user named "Young bawse"s head

 

shocking

[Guest28]

Lol no paper today she just paid the bill, will get 1000CHF so like 6 bill GBP if I deal with saturday night (plus she said she got some good weed)

 

worst bit is

 

my tings was actually up lads.

 

I might add a picture of her just to spice things up, she just added me on facebook

 

f*ck

 

 

so here it is

 

remember, this bitch got me hard, is probably older than one of my nans

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wud calm

[Woodpecker]

lol thats a "good picture" aswell