The Way Some People Get Away With Talking To Their Mums...

[Fighting Weight]

Is that not metaphorical - as in your heaven resides in pleasing your mother and treating her well and paradise is at her feet

 

Not literally where her foot touches

[Eskay Jones]

What you said is right and thats the meaning behind the saying but it

 

Can be translated either way.

 

The Prophet said, “Do you have a mother?” He said, “Yes.” The Prophet said, “Stay with her, for verily, Paradise is beneath her feet.”

 

Is the Hadith so technically wherever your mothers foot touches heaven is under her feet as well what you said being right more importantly.

[The Somalian]

Wooden spoon>>

My dad don't fuck about he uses bamboo sticks and that wire from the curtains.

Remember when my mum punched me in the face for being rude had a swollen lip told me when u get school tell them I fell

[R1.]

Trus me my pops used to punch me up back in the day

 

Dem days when I was bad at school and they phoned my yard I would be shook to go home

[The Somalian]

My dad is a keen gardener my brother played football over his plants that is when he beat him that was the only time I see him go pschyo the fear alone made me not want him to hit me. Got caught stealing food from the canteen in school he went nuts then but lucky for me he was in prison and was just there screaming down the phone

[Shadow]

Im guilty how everyone treated my mum she was a good woman did get beats bt were immune so we all took the piss gt kickd out same age as my older siblings 16 as the arguments were daily....

[Shadow]

Im guilty how everyone treated my mum she was a good woman did get beats bt were immune so we all took the piss gt kickd out same age as my older siblings 16 as the arguments were daily....

[time_bomb]

a 3 year old having a tantrum is not an easy thing to deal with trust me dont care what race u are

[Shadow]

Ne va had tht fear i knew hw to get round my mum everytime... exept wen i stole some of her fags she went crazy lolol

[JOHN DOE]

Im guilty how everyone treated my mum she was a good woman did get beats bt were immune so we all took the piss gt kickd out same age as my older siblings 16 as the arguments were daily....

Exhibit a

[Kaypee]

He'd have some backhand issues i was his parent

nah that kid has developmental/behavioural issues or saink. hes about 12 and hes acting like a 4 yr old.

 

swear doe chattin back to parents is a white ting. my mum would still smack me up if i spoke back to her lol!

[Kaypee]

It's for the best some of these tracksuit wearing parents aren't listened to

funny

 

but its the trackie wearing fag chuffin parents who never tell there scummy spawn off

"dale is a good lad, noones gonna tell me how to raise my children, he was just havin fun with those fireworks at school"

 

[Kaypee]

There was this young girl just throwing a fit about having to carry her tiny rucksack on the train platform yesterday she literally stopped and blocked the way, middle class mum was like 'oh lilly please' etc... For about 5 mins while people are squeezing past she is all asking her daughter nicely while this 3/4 year old is having one mad tantrum

lol

If that was my mum now she would of either left me or dragged man so quick my feet dont even touch the ground.

altho weak ass middle class parents dont discipline there kids enuff either

"i dont want to stifle sebastian's creativity with too many rules"

[Kaypee]

Lol got caught stealing from the canteen too was peak, got out of it somehow...

Man used to disconnect the phone to avoid them phone calls home and wake up early to intercept the post.... Then when I got a pc would go on till late to keep it engaged...

Them days I used to get in and my mum would say a funny little comment about school I knew I was in for it boy.

lol, just been on holiday with my family and apparently my nephew is creepin downstairs early doors to intercept the post from school these days!

[The Somalian]

Lol Saturday detention 3 hours 9 to 12

School was run by Jews had some fucked up rules

[Kurtis]

intercepting the post >>>>

 

man used to think I was James Bond

[Fighting Weight]

It's for the best some of these tracksuit wearing parents aren't listened to

funny

 

but its the trackie wearing fag chuffin parents who never tell there scummy spawn off

"dale is a good lad, noones gonna tell me how to raise my children, he was just havin fun with those fireworks at school"

 

 

Hence it being for the best

 

Kids who act like that are generally raised by shit parents in shit surroundings, parents who probably had the kid at 20 

 

It's to be expected

 

Don't look at the kids look at the ones raising them

[Thun]

He'd have some backhand issues i was his parent

nah that kid has developmental/behavioural issues or saink. hes about 12 and hes acting like a 4 yr old.

swear doe chattin back to parents is a white ting. my mum would still smack me up if i spoke back to her lol!

Bait tr0ll

Don't know your entertaining it tbh

[Thun]

Doing bait posts like you been here years but just joined is though

[Kaypee]

Lol Saturday detention 3 hours 9 to 12

School was run by Jews had some f*cked up rules

come to think i don't see jews ever disrespecting their parents.

[Kaypee]

Doing bait posts like you been here years but just joined is though

eh? its an internet forum, not teatime at your mums. id understand if i knocked on your door and tried to join in your conversations in front of eastenders.

[Davicious X]

Doing bait posts like you been here years but just joined is though

eh? its an internet forum, not teatime at your mums. id understand if i knocked on your door and tried to join in your conversations in front of eastenders.

 

Lol read that and all I thought was that classic line when someone presses start on the player 2 joypad.

 

"Here comes a new challenger" 

[Thun]

Doing bait posts like you been here years but just joined is though

eh? its an internet forum, not teatime at your mums. id understand if i knocked on your door and tried to join in your conversations in front of eastenders.

Nah pal, don't try acting like a jap now

You been caught out, move along, we know your a tr0ll