Jurassic World - June 2015

[gattsu]

The bike/raptors scene at the very end was perfect to ruin all hopes i had

Bruv

Apparently they have been 'training' raptors

Guess that makes sense as to why they wasn't trying to eat him

Training raptors you know

Ffs

[Rsonist]

 

The bike/raptors scene at the very end was perfect to ruin all hopes i had

Bruv

Apparently they have been 'training' raptors

Guess that makes sense as to why they wasn't trying to eat him

Training raptors you know

Ffs

 

 

FFS

 

It was bad enough in the last one or the one before when they had some teenage girl doing gymnastics shit to the raptors and fucking them up

 

But training....

 

Please say it aint so

[Heero Yuy]

 

The bike/raptors scene at the very end was perfect to ruin all hopes i had

Bruv

Apparently they have been 'training' raptors

Guess that makes sense as to why they wasn't trying to eat him

Training raptors you know

Ffs

 

 

 

df

 

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Nah nah, i refuse to believe

[Greens]

Aint impressed. 

 

Hope they are still working on the effects, some of them look unfinished. 

[Fighting Weight]

 

And just like that, my dreams are crushed.

[revs]

Aint impressed. 

 

Hope they are still working on the effects, some of them look unfinished.

Bring back the animatronics

T-Rex scene is still GOAT because of this

[Da Luv Doc]

Looks f'ucking shit.

 

F'uck watching that bollox!

[time_bomb]

LOOKS sh*t

 

f*ck YOU SPIELBERGSTEIN WITH YOUR ZIONIST PROPAGANDA

[Thizz]

 

 

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

 

Looks better than first trailer.

Still story hasn't got me convinced.

[Captain Planet]

Lots of guns, boring.

 

Always seems like a plot killer to me.

[Thizz]

Yeah should have stuck to the massive sticks they had in the book.

[Heero Yuy]

Thizz been killing me recently

/

New trailer looks decent,

[Fighting Weight]

Lots of guns, boring.

 

Always seems like a plot killer to me.

 

This

 

Looks so dead

[Rsonist]

This was awful.

 

Some of the jokes landed well and Pratt does well with very little to work with. The kids were gay, the romance was sh*t, the way everyone was so relaxed all the f*cking time was infuriating, numerous half-assed subplots included for no purpose. Best scene is probably the raptor scene from the f*cking trailer, it was the closest to any real tension in there.

[i5_PRODUCER]

Haven't seen this yet but can tell it will only appeal/be good to the youngsters.

 

Nothing will beat the Jurassic park from 93

 

The scene where that fat dude gets stuck in the whip with that little dinosaur with the neck wing thingys >>>

 

//

 

Needs to be a kind of Dino Crisis type film out , more gore. Not this Exhibition gone wrong type scenario. played out

[Thizz]

Should've just remade the first ala Planet Of The Apes.

[revs]

Wasn't too bad. Definitely was expecting worse.

It was nowhere near as good as the first but it's miles better than 2 and 3.

[Da Luv Doc]

It was better then what I expected. The Raptor switch was good. The Dinosaur fighting were the only other good parts of the film. All through it I was just thinking H&S fail. Stupid lack of H&S on that film so poor writing.

[Thizz]

H&S = health & safety?

[Da Luv Doc]

H&S = health & safety?

Yeah

[Thizz]

you kill me fam.

[Da Luv Doc]

You didn't watch it and think how was "x" not thought of as a scenario? If that was a real park, it would never have been opened due to the lack of health and safety. When the guys drops into the raptor cage, failure mode analysis would have picked up that people can fall and get eaten so they need to be harnessed to avoid a fall.

[Thizz]

Ain't watched it yet fam but I'm gonna bare that in mind now!