Mr. Martinez Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Everyman and his dog is looking to reach Brazil 2014. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 lol don't get involved with the cousin. Know too many colombian woman that have dragged guys through serious dramas. DON'T do it. I reckon men seeking revenge for a next guy f*ck*ng his wife is a top reason for murder in colombia. Also yea it can be quite a shocking experience especially coming from England where people are a kinda prudish, when people are quite open about sexuality. It's kinda nuts lol. Too many of my cousins are like this. I just walk it out tbh. Not involved. Trust its a bit mad, i am not looking to get involved with the cousin lool had that job interview yesterday for a head of marketing for that decent company fingers crossed, i bare lined it up! glad its going well brah is di bb offline now yer man for a few days till i unlock it, forgot to unlock before I cam here so the bloody sim dont work lol Woodpecker you lot hit the club yet? How's the salsa lessons going? some inspiration for you.. yer man hit an authentic place the other day, bare playing salsa merengue (sp?) live band and that was quite banging, although I cant salsa that well had f*ck*ng loads of fun my g going to see avengers tonight........in english with spanish subs.....fuack yehhh not really missing anything at arlll lads one thing I will have to point out, lads holiday for bare banging is gonna leave you upset unless your DTF wi prostitutes plus ones thing I will mention, my girl is 23 I took her v's, she cant f*ck for sh*t I have to teach her everything, never given brain before was trying to teach her not saying all girls are like that, but I can imagine that most of them aint on doing that wild freaky sh*t I used to do in europe on wild 1 night stands but I only have experience of a cupple chicks, if any1 actually is coming out here, shout me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 Woodpecker how did you end up out there? For a job or your girl got a good opportunity and you wanted to go along with her as well? How you finding picking up the language? I really want to find a job that will re locate me abroad for a while so I can get that experience of living abroad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 basically I met my girl when she was studying in the UK she moved back to colombia in january (shes colombian) so I decided I was gonna move there, f*cked off all my responsibilities and put in a small amount of effort to find a job here etc, theres loads of oppertunities in terms of importing electricals if you can avoid paying the tax best decision I have ever made, but to be fair I have lived alone in quite a few places in europe so its not such a huge shock to be far away from friends Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 bout to go grab some whiff whiff let you man know what its saying 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic Man Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 What's the attitude towards brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamanca Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 what was the whiff saying/prices? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 9, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 6 pounds a gram, im not black but never saw racism, just spent 2 hours looking for whiff, found it in a brothel chilling with one yute he bunnd a big sess zoot we done yay in a pub with 2 other people in on the table, where he copd it for me nomadvybz# 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
local Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 6 pounds f*cks sake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamanca Posted May 9, 2012 Report Share Posted May 9, 2012 6 pounds f*cks sake !!! bet its bang on as well. f*ck IT. COLOMBIA HERE I COME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 Lol say nay, that stuff had me singing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2i6RNZKm7zM in what I reckon was a dangerous place to be lol, my guy kept warning me about keeping my bankroll and galaxy on the table, kept commenting on the jordans and moncler fully got more than half left, watched american pie in the cinema yesterday while on it trying to hide the effects from my girl, took her home for an epic beat, shes actually sick on top, them latina hip movements, aint no up and down white girl ting some emotional sliding technique, then i bus on her and shes fully writhing around the bed like shes on ecstacy rubbing my semen over her entire body 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thizz Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 SEND ME SOME GG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supermalt Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 lol this guy f*ck it woodpeaker>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 lol this guy f*ck it woodpeaker>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 LMAOO JET LIFEEEe YEHHHHH...yehhhhh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 di sending of di drags is illegal in bait threads off to eat my first bandeja paisa will picture this, its supposed to be epic afterwards flying to chapinhero with my girl this time, hope i dont bump into the lowlifes and hookers i was chilling with yesterday sorry no pictures of girls battys yet, i think i need a wingman or be sufficiently drunk and comfortable to approach a group of chicks and lay it down straight im a foreigner let me take a photo of you girls in a naughty pose so i can see your huge back offs...pleez? any1 actually hitting colombia shout me i got a spare bed also for any backpackers out there o yeah also asked my man in the photo how much he can get me a leng for, he said a old dirty retta for 3000 pesos with 5 shells thats a pound fam made me relate to the fact i bought 3 quarter pounders with cheese cos they are like 3700 pesos each from macdonalds, it comes cheaper than a quarter pounder with cheese on offer LOL also cigarettes are like 3000 so like a pound for 20 marlboro, thats the dearest brand out there, the most i paid for 20 in the richest area 'la zona rosa' was 5000 which is still a damn sight less than 10 in the UK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwKwaRD Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 lol this guy f*ck it woodpeaker>>> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodpecker Posted May 10, 2012 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 please can we make this thread hidden to non users, my birds asking me wot dis site is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze-e Posted May 10, 2012 Report Share Posted May 10, 2012 When you back in Blue? Bring something with yah son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamanca Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 yo carlos. is this true? http://www.vice.com/the-vice-guide-to-sex/asses-of-the-caribbean Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kurtis Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 LMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Martinez Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 WoW. That's some seriously f*cked up sh*t. Didn't really want to see men f*ck*ng donkeys so I couldn't finish that video, at the same time I was dumfounded by their claims. Just googled it first thing that comes up "Colombian donkey to be offered as gift to Barack Obama" http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-17688069 The donkey's from that same village BUT yea apparently men in some f*cked up village in the northern Colombian coast do this. Next thing. Can safely say - Paisa's don't encourage this behaviour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bruno Di Gradi Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 WoW. That's some seriously f*cked up sh*t. Didn't really want to see men f*ck*ng donkeys so I couldn't finish that video, at the same time I was dumfounded by their claims. Just googled it first thing that comes up "Colombian donkey to be offered as gift to Barack Obama" http://www.bbc.co.uk...merica-17688069 The donkey's from that same village BUT yea apparently men in some f*cked up village in the northern Colombian coast do this. Next thing. Can safely say - Paisa's don't encourage this behaviour. dere was a vid on WSHH da other day with some Dominican brudda talking about fucking a chicken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted May 11, 2012 Report Share Posted May 11, 2012 yo carlos. is this true? http://www.vice.com/...f-the-caribbean the finest women in the world and they want to bore out di burro. smh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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