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3rd parking ticket disputed in the space of a month. Got all of them cancelled.

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How Sway?!

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Yo

 

Almost got written off today on the way back to the office this afternoon 

 

Totally my fault too. Lucky the other guy stopped. Would've been left with Johnny Bravo legs 

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44 minutes ago, Mame Biram Diouf said:

Yo

 

Almost got written off today on the way back to the office this afternoon 

 

Totally my fault too. Lucky the other guy stopped. Would've been left with Johnny Bravo legs 

Swear that's the second time that as happened to you now 

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1 hour ago, Wavant said:

How Sway?!

At the residential car park where I live. There is two disabled bays. One clearly not marked visibly well. I parked on that. Got a a ticket.  Challenged it saying it's not marked properly. Win. This happened twice.

Car park was full. I parked in one of the unmarked boxes. Got a ticket saying some code 26 violation about parking on a dual carriage way and parking in an unmarked bay. Challenged again. Saying it's a residential car park not a carriage way and I am clearly not obstructing any passage for other cars and no signs showing the rules they were exercising. 

Win

 

Swear if you challenge most tickets these counts will write if off.  Most people can't be bothered.

 

Someone on here mentioned this before.

 

 

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Afroman said:

Swear that's the second time that as happened to you now 

First time wasn't my fault. Was on some country lane in the evening 

 

Today I just talking and wasn't looking and pulled out 

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12 hours ago, Afroman said:

At the residential car park where I live. There is two disabled bays. One clearly not marked visibly well. I parked on that. Got a a ticket.  Challenged it saying it's not marked properly. Win. This happened twice.

Car park was full. I parked in one of the unmarked boxes. Got a ticket saying some code 26 violation about parking on a dual carriage way and parking in an unmarked bay. Challenged again. Saying it's a residential car park not a carriage way and I am clearly not obstructing any passage for other cars and no signs showing the rules they were exercising. 

Win

 

Swear if you challenge most tickets these counts will write if off.  Most people can't be bothered.

 

Someone on here mentioned this before.

 

 

 

 

Big.

Been burnt on my own road twice, dont ask. :(

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14 hours ago, Mame Biram Diouf said:

Yo

 

Almost got written off today on the way back to the office this afternoon 

 

Totally my fault too. Lucky the other guy stopped. Would've been left with Johnny Bravo legs 

 

Happened to me last week on the motorway, was sweating all the way home.

Weather was fucked an a lorry swerved into my lane without any fucks given about me so i swerved instinctly a little in to the next lane and luckily a van was just passing me so I got back in control and managed to drop back behind the lorry. First real near crash experience, was fucked.

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8 hours ago, FA23 said:

 

Happened to me last week on the motorway, was sweating all the way home.

Weather was fucked an a lorry swerved into my lane without any fucks given about me so i swerved instinctly a little in to the next lane and luckily a van was just passing me so I got back in control and managed to drop back behind the lorry. First real near crash experience, was fucked.

Had 2 on these 

Once on a round about, wrong lane for my exit, car on inside Lane almost went into me

Second time on the motorway, doing like 60 going into the middle Lane, some audi wanker in the outer lane try a undertake at like 90mph almost went into me as I was in the middle lane, had to swerve back luckily there was no traffic apart from the one fucking car she was tryna undertake in the fast lane, if I didn't clock her in my second blind spot check though...

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got caught doing 86 in a 50 zone in some next ends with a speed gun

i thought it was a minor but now im reading the guidelines it doesnt look good

ive currently got 6 points due to expire later this year

looks like only an administrative error or some freakishly kind officer can save me my license now :mad:

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12 or 24 month ban? 

 

Couldn't imagine not having a license. Would fuck up my life to a level above comprehension 

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Got a letter through today as well

 

Doing 50 in a 40 zone on the way to Lakeside 🙄

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27 minutes ago, Mame Biram Diouf said:

12 or 24 month ban? 

 

Couldn't imagine not having a license. Would fuck up my life to a level above comprehension 

bruv im not even imagining a 12 month ban, surely surely not

for that

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5 hours ago, Lieutenant said:

Got a letter through today as well

 

Doing 50 in a 40 zone on the way to Lakeside 🙄

Bruh that road is hot.  The one with the 3 yellow cams? I cut through the back instead via purfleet/rainham. Its long. 

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They had lakeside on tv recently for speeding 

 

Area is deffo flames 

 

All them Essex boy racers 

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I used to drive down the A13 and they had road markings kinda as if they were average speed cameras - but I never really knew what they were & no-one ever slowed for them even though they had the camera signs up on the road. What were they? This was like 5 years ago.

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7 hours ago, Meticulous said:

got caught doing 86 in a 50 zone in some next ends with a speed gun

i thought it was a minor but now im reading the guidelines it doesnt look good

ive currently got 6 points due to expire later this year

looks like only an administrative error or some freakishly kind officer can save me my license now :mad:

I used a driving offence calculator here with your details:

http://www.drivingban.co.uk/drivingban/free_legal_advice_help/speeding_calculator.htm

 

looks like you're definitely in for a ban lad. I would definitely seek legal advice from people out there who specialise in this sorta thing. My boy hired one company to represent him, they saved him from a ban.

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Only Jesus can save you after doing 86 in 50

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say you werent driving you were travelling

say you do not consent to any legal statutes imposed and you are your own soverign - you only adhere and abide to common law

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Do you even have a car?

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9 minutes ago, underwriter said:

say you werent driving you were travelling

say you do not consent to any legal statutes imposed and you are your own soverign - you only adhere and abide to common law

:rofl:

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21 minutes ago, Thizz said:

Do you even have a car?

exactly what i was talking about what i posted 3 days ago

 

nevermind guys

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26 minutes ago, Zizouz said:

:rofl:

Please do, it'll make for a much more interesting outcome

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5 hours ago, md_dan said:

I used to drive down the A13 and they had road markings kinda as if they were average speed cameras - but I never really knew what they were & no-one ever slowed for them even though they had the camera signs up on the road. What were they? This was like 5 years ago.

 

The forward facing ones with 3 lines just before them? Think they are meant to have sensors under the road or something

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i always thought twice the speed limit was where the instant bans kick in

" At the speed alleged, an instant ban of up to 56 days would normally be imposed, however, as you already have 6 points, the Court guidelines are to impose a further 6 penalty points and then disqualify you for 6 months under the totting up process "

6 months you know that is fucking excessive

god knows i cant stop driving so i might just cop suttin with a PCO sticker on it :ph34r:

 

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