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Must have been eating a sandwhich while at the computer, finished typing up my essay then stretched across to reach for my sandwhich...no sandwhich.Fanatically looking around for it thinking sh*t, where did it go. Even started accosting my little sister shouting and all sorts 'your a dikhed coulda just ask for it'Sister just plainfaces me and says 'You finished it about 15 minutes ago still'Donut.

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Walking to my car outside my frens house put my key in the door, an thinkin why is this not opening....i realised it wasnt my car!
lmmaaooo did this afetr cam from the barbers true say it as dark street init i was pushing the key in for tttiiimmmmeeeeeor yer i walked out my house without closing the door when i moved house the day after i went to my old house thinking i still lived der
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i'm on the phone to my friend while getting ready to leave the house...then i check that i've got all the essentials...keys, money, oyster card....phone...i'm all like wheres my phone.....and i'm proper searching for it for like 3 minutes.then my friend (whos been silent for quite a while) was like....you're not seriously lookin for your phone are you?then i clocked .....what a donut!
LMAO them ridiculous ones there!i no everone has spent a few minutes looking for there glasses that are on there head
LOL Done both of these!
SAME!
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Left my house keys on a bench near my house. USB and all was on the key ring. Had some coursework due in the next day, spent all night searching for the keys, cant explain how anxious & desperate i was. Was walking to school the next day, walked past the bench and remembered i left it there, luckily it was on the floor near the bench. Couldnt believe i got it back, anyone coulda taken it. Was too happy when i foun it though lol.On the door in the keyhole, i was walking past a house once, saw the keys in the lock and decided to be a good guy and tell the owners. They couldnt stop thanking me, even offered me money lol.

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iv done that b4luckily my front door has another door infront of it
Been there done dat got da dunce hat. I cudnt name the stupidest thing ive done.. Too much 2 list. My normal ones r eating a yogurt, putting the empty pot in the and dasing the spoon in da bin. Im always losing weed as well. The killer is ill search ALL of my pockets at least twice, take off my coat n start shaking it, sit down in a mood, cool off, then check the first pocket again and.... yep uve guessed it thats where da weed is.
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I had my ipod in my back pocket once and needed to go toilet. My ipod decided to rise up outta my pocket and fall straight into the toilet. Wasnt pleasant having to recover it. Thank god it werent no number 2 situation.I was extremely pissed cos i was bout to leave birmingham n go bk to london on a 3hour journey.Got a new one tho...didnt have to pay for it. biggrin.gif

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Shut my front door, forgot my keys. Minor. My Dad will be back in a couple hours and by then i'll be back.NO.I have a front porch, and that was locked. biggrin.gifTry know man like me was stuck between my front door and my front door porch for a good hour, with no credit on the phone.Never forgot my keys again after that.
lmao
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Shut my front door, forgot my keys. Minor. My Dad will be back in a couple hours and by then i'll be back.NO.I have a front porch, and that was locked. biggrin.gif Try know man like me was stuck between my front door and my front door porch for a good hour, with no credit on the phone.Never forgot my keys again after that.
LOL i've always feared that happening to me especially cause i'm always in a rush in the morning.
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Shut my front door, forgot my keys. Minor. My Dad will be back in a couple hours and by then i'll be back.NO.I have a front porch, and that was locked. biggrin.gifTry know man like me was stuck between my front door and my front door porch for a good hour, with no credit on the phone.Never forgot my keys again after that.
That nearly happened to me the other day.My mum took my keys to work with her by accident. Later during the day, i completely forgot bout me not having any keys so i opened the first door and then tried to open the second door to realise it was locked. luckily i didnt shut the first door cos if i did, i wudda been extremely pissed. I was on my way to work aswell.
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