Cipher Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 but I generally wouldnt leave this particular ting like that, especially as when we first ended she was like "I promise we will get married" and "we get back around november" etc..Dem bars to make you feel betterAnd she has the cheek to tell you about her new manSome pisstakelol.It was never like that, I wasnt like, the victim at the start, but it is cheeck the way she try change up the story so swift. It actually makes me crack up, like..a week or two ago (she had to of at least known she liked the breh then) she comes to me like "Me and you gonna call our daughter blah blah blah..."I plainfaced her like..okthen she says this sh*t :DSome people.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlon Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Fam.Dont ever have that.Shes taking you for Risky straight up and down.PM me the details.Man will abduct her, bundle her into the boot, drive her to Kilburn, and you know the drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorpzz Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Fam.Dont ever have that.Shes taking you for Risky straight up and down.PM me the details.Man will abduct her, bundle her into the boot, drive her to Kilburn, and you know the drill.tryna say that shes gonna make you snack on a valentines card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Fam.Dont ever have that.Shes taking you for Risky straight up and down.PM me the details.Man will abduct her, bundle her into the boot, drive her to Kilburn, and you know the drill.tryna say that shes gonna make you snack on a valentines card.LMAOChin up Cipher it can only get better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sinister Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Having an argument leading up to Valentines Day+Making up on valentines day+Making up rough sex to show her whos boss>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>__________________________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I hate valentines day. Just another day for people to waste money.You can treat a chick like a queen 364 days a yr then not get her a present on v-day and be in the doghouse...Couple yrs ago couldn't be bothered jamming with my girl (at the time) SO I got her drunk she fell asleep and I went out. good times good times.lolshe must have felt duped when she woke up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRC Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 I hate valentines day. Just another day for people to waste money.You can treat a chick like a queen 364 days a yr then not get her a present on v-day and be in the doghouse...Couple yrs ago couldn't be bothered jamming with my girl (at the time) SO I got her drunk she fell asleep and I went out. good times good times.lolshe must have felt duped when she woke upThose were the days, I was such a c*nt.My housemates said they could hear her on the phone screaming and shouting, generally going sick.Then she called me:her:''where are you"me: ''getting more champers"30mins laterher: where are youme: getting more champers, 1st shop was shut, gone to a next 11hr laterher: where are you, why can I hear musicme: this shop dudes throwing a party innit..it'd be rude to leave(No word of a lie)'fessed in the end, she weren't happy to say the least. Made up next day tho. Bless hermakeup sex>>>>_______ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LemonGuy Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 When you end up masturbating in your own filth you know it's been a LIVE valentines day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bex Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 lol at valentines day. however one year in primary school i was worried i wouldnt get a card and my mum put one thru the front door for me and signed it anonymous..i never even clocked til a few years later..(yes i did get cards on the day tho)aww lol, that's sweetmy mum used to do that too, she used to send the cards to my nans house thoughi would always think that whoever wrote it must love me very much to go to the trouble of finding out where my nan lived Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Lol do females really beleive they are coming ahead of football?Serious question.lolIm fortunate my girl likes football, she knows the levels already. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 On a serious note though Stat it sounds like you was going all out for Valentines.If you never come with The Sun front page revelation today im sure nobody here would have guessed there was anything wrong with your relationship or you were going through problems.You cant try and fix a relationship by going all out and you cant fix a relationship alone, its just something I picked up from you during the Maxi saga aswell.If a girl isnt meeting you half way just f*ck her off cuz and dont try and save things that dont need to be saved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 and Cipher, dont watch your ex and her foolishness.You will laugh at how little you care when her and her new man split up, cos they will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJibbles Posted February 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 On a serious note though Stat it sounds like you was going all out for Valentines.If you never come with The Sun front page revelation today im sure nobody here would have guessed there was anything wrong with your relationship or you were going through problems.You cant try and fix a relationship by going all out and you cant fix a relationship alone, its just something I picked up from you during the Maxi saga aswell.If a girl isnt meeting you half way just f*ck her off cuz and dont try and save things that dont need to be saved.Nah, thing was when I had planned things before our break. Just had ideas of what I would like to do for her. There was times when she would make stories up to see if I do trust her, we wouldn't argue or anything. Then come the time we argued and spoke on a break, by that point I did say to myself "f*ck planning anything now" so I didn't bother, when we gave it another go I still had no intention of planning becauase what would honestly be the point if we've come fresh from a break and I don't know if we would be together.She did get angry with me cause I planned nothing, but wouldn't listen to my reasons why.I would fix things going all out I learnt from previous mistakes, what I didn't do was take more time out of a relationship and spend it by myself, finding more things out about myself I didn't know or just kicking it with mates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 When you end up masturbating in your own filth you know it's been a LIVE valentines day. :D This guy>>>_____________ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 don't understand the point of breaks tbh. but still sorry to hear that.Trust me... sh*t never goes back to being the same.Anyhoo I've always got together with someone AFTER valentines day... so I don't celebrate it. Minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cipher Posted February 11, 2008 Report Share Posted February 11, 2008 Fam.Dont ever have that.Shes taking you for Risky straight up and down.PM me the details.Man will abduct her, bundle her into the boot, drive her to Kilburn, and you know the drill.tryna say that shes gonna make you snack on a valentines card. When you end up masturbating in your own filth you know it's been a LIVE valentines day. x50 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benicio del Toney Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 When you end up masturbating in your own filth you know it's been a LIVE valentines day. :D This guy>>>_____________Truss me.LemonGuy is my favourite white guy [no homo] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dipset Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Worse Valentines Day was when I put a card in the wrong draw in primary school. Bun Valentines Day doe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 but I generally wouldnt leave this particular ting like that, especially as when we first ended she was like "I promise we will get married" and "we get back around november" etc..Dem bars to make you feel betterAnd she has the cheek to tell you about her new manSome pisstakelol.It was never like that, I wasnt like, the victim at the start, but it is cheeck the way she try change up the story so swift. It actually makes me crack up, like..a week or two ago (she had to of at least known she liked the breh then) she comes to me like "Me and you gonna call our daughter blah blah blah..."I plainfaced her like..okthen she says this sh*t :DSome people..That Bullshit.My ex tired that with me.She cheated on me. We had broke up. I was stil kinda linking her but she was ment 2 be proving 2 me how much she wants me back etc tryna wn me back. By this time i could see she's jut tryna have her cake and eat it.the at her house, in the kitchen she says in front of her mum''Ourchildren will look so beautiful etc''i gave her one look.Her mum saw the look and looked at me.She then walked out like she knew i had words 2 have with her daughter.i told her '' Get them thoughts outyour head right now, you are not gonna be the moter of my children''Her face after that, she didnt knwo what 2 say. DOnt ever let a chick act like this 2 you, anyman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I hate valentines day. Just another day for people to waste money.You can treat a chick like a queen 364 days a yr then not get her a present on v-day and be in the doghouse...Couple yrs ago couldn't be bothered jamming with my girl (at the time) SO I got her drunk she fell asleep and I went out. good times good times.lolshe must have felt duped when she woke upThose were the days, I was such a c*nt.My housemates said they could hear her on the phone screaming and shouting, generally going sick.Then she called me:her:''where are you"me: ''getting more champers"30mins laterher: where are youme: getting more champers, 1st shop was shut, gone to a next 11hr laterher: where are you, why can I hear musicme: this shop dudes throwing a party innit..it'd be rude to leave(No word of a lie)'fessed in the end, she weren't happy to say the least. Made up next day tho. Bless hermakeup sex>>>>_______ LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cunt Face. Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Well my plans fell flat all the talk of me doing this hotel, roses, theatre tickets and a meal to an extent blew up in my face. We broke up over the past couple weeks (a very LONG story) after we agreed on a break (which she claimed I wanted then my feelings changed). So with all the money I have saved it will go on surround sound "Happy Valentines Day"So how has this bogus day gone wrong for you? Bad gifts? Bad nights out? Breaks = the end.I told my gurl if she ever wanted to go on a break I do not ever want to talk to her again.Standard proceedure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numero001 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Fam my ex will be gettin piped from her new man on valentines day, so consida yourself lucky...YLJNYTJNYTJNTYJUFBVFBBTRFFOTLOLHYTHYTHGBVBGTBGLILOLOLOLLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCan't help but laugh at your expense bruvva. Theres a good chance I'm being self-sufficient on v'tines (no wanker). Go out with my bredrins to suttin but I wondering if I should take sand to the beach. Only thing is its not 100% confrimed so I dont wanna be telling a female we're doing A and it pop dung Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 On a serious note tho. Jokes aside, come on now. Men don't ask for much. When Eastenders is on, or America's next Top Model, we keep quiet, let you have your time. We find something else to do.It pisses me off when at the exact moment we watch football, women have something for us to do, or we watch too much t.v, or we don't talk enough, or I love football more than her.90 fucking minutes? Is it too much to fucking ask!?!I don't cheat, I cook, help out, spend time with you, talk to you. Give me a break! 90 minutes is the least I deserve.You're a good guy Stat (no homo), she can fuck off for all I care! See you on the coach! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aquaman Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 spare a thought for me probs be doin coursework on v-dayfriday deadline for 2 v important assignments n im only starting today. so tue wed thu n probs fri doin work. pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I've actaully got a press conference to do on Valentine's Day, so I'll be heading back in the evening, so I'm doing what I do on Friday. nothign spectacular though. Meal and Hotel. SHe gets enough, and is getting a sick birthday, so I need not spend heavily now when it will make more sense on her 21st. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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