A Bit Better Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 One chick said to me before I had even put it in, "Let me know when you're about to cum so we can cum together".Just had me baffed. Thought about it so much I couldn't even cum. Still baffed now. I mean... They can't control it! Can they!? Dunno if she was getting ready to fake it or what? If she was, she did a sh*t job coz I remember thinking she wasn't very noisy. Was my actual 3rd time having sex as well so I wasn't expecting that sh*t.She was a superslosh as well so I thought maybe she'd learnt a trick. I dunno.awwwcummin together is one of the greatest moments in ur sexual life *no ghey*girls can hold it innit, worst thing is when ur holdin it, hollldin till its riiight and then he buss b4 unuffin in the world can make me more vex tbhLMAO sounds like the perfect way to piss a girl off. Didn't know girls could hold it. Swear I've told you that story before, why didn't you tell me that then!?I couldn't even hit it properly because she said that and since then all I've wanted to do is get back in there and murkulate her ovaries to make sure she knows the levs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 1 chick:Condom rolled off inside her. Second condom I used exploded. Third time round it was taking long to climax, and so I went to get her off me because I wanted to doggy, adn when she got up, I saw some blood on teh dom. Said we should call it a day.1 chick at uni:She was feeling tired after drinking her arse off adn I had already nut. After that, she started saying I had to leave, but I wanted to go and then she threw up on teh floor. After hotting her for being stupid, she said I have to stay with her, because if she chookes on her vomit when she's sleeping it would be all my fault. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep that night or the next day. It's all jiggy now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wavant Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 No sports white socks on laminate flooring. You wont be kicking ball for at least 2 weeks and explaining it to players makes it worse.Girl on top and the bitch dribbled on man like she was 7 months old. Just not a good look.In my car, we were in the back. I was behind the drivers side and when I drive the seat is leaned back. So I slide it forward and fold it. Hits the windscreen. Windscreen smashes. Looks like a massive spider web.Didn't realise till we had finished and I got in the front seat, girl try snigger as well..gave her the best Marlo Stanfield stare. I was PISSED.I'm not even gonna go into the 'blood' stories. Though I can assure you that if you could somehow accumulate all the filthy stuff I've seen and put it to good use Gary Lineker & co. wouldn't be pleading for people to give blood. *Shudders*Thats just from the top of my head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 No sports white socks on laminate flooring. You wont be kicking ball for at least 2 weeks and explaining it to players makes it worse.Girl on top and the bitch dribbled on man like she was 7 months old. Just not a good look.In my car, we were in the back. I was behind the drivers side and when I drive the seat is leaned back. So I slide it forward and fold it. Hits the windscreen. Windscreen smashes. Looks like a massive spider web.Didn't realise till we had finished and I got in the front seat, girl try snigger as well..gave her the best Marlo Stanfield stare. I was PISSED.I'm not even gonna go into the 'blood' stories. Though I can assure you that if you could somehow accumulate all the filthy stuff I've seen and put it to good use Gary Lineker & co. wouldn't be pleading for people to give blood. *Shudders*Thats just from the top of my head.LMAO @ all of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cousin Of Sleep Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Probably shouldn't have coe into this thread while eating lunch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Smell Of Death Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 i must b lucky i dnt have any blood storiestouch wood it doesnt happen either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 blood stories in a relationship are the normglad im not in a relationship no more.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viva_La_Vixen Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 No sports white socks on laminate flooring. You wont be kicking ball for at least 2 weeks and explaining it to players makes it worse.Girl on top and the bitch dribbled on man like she was 7 months old. Just not a good look.In my car, we were in the back. I was behind the drivers side and when I drive the seat is leaned back. So I slide it forward and fold it. Hits the windscreen. Windscreen smashes. Looks like a massive spider web.Didn't realise till we had finished and I got in the front seat, girl try snigger as well..gave her the best Marlo Stanfield stare. I was PISSED.I'm not even gonna go into the 'blood' stories. Though I can assure you that if you could somehow accumulate all the filthy stuff I've seen and put it to good use Gary Lineker & co. wouldn't be pleading for people to give blood. *Shudders*Thats just from the top of my head.LMAO @ all of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mickey Kane Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 1 chick:Condom rolled off inside her. Second condom I used exploded. Third time round it was taking long to climax, and so I went to get her off me because I wanted to doggy, adn when she got up, I saw some blood on teh dom. Said we should call it a day.1 chick at uni:She was feeling tired after drinking her arse off adn I had already nut. After that, she started saying I had to leave, but I wanted to go and then she threw up on teh floor. After hotting her for being stupid, she said I have to stay with her, because if she chookes on her vomit when she's sleeping it would be all my fault. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep that night or the next day. It's all jiggy now though. I'm assuming she's your current girlfriend?LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Em Dott Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 1 chick:Condom rolled off inside her. Second condom I used exploded. Third time round it was taking long to climax, and so I went to get her off me because I wanted to doggy, adn when she got up, I saw some blood on teh dom. Said we should call it a day.1 chick at uni:She was feeling tired after drinking her arse off adn I had already nut. After that, she started saying I had to leave, but I wanted to go and then she threw up on teh floor. After hotting her for being stupid, she said I have to stay with her, because if she chookes on her vomit when she's sleeping it would be all my fault. Needless to say, I didn't get much sleep that night or the next day. It's all jiggy now though. I'm assuming she's your current girlfriend?LMAOLMAOYou donut. Never that.Aside from the fact she was from Birmingham and that default long distance relationship wouldn't interest me, she is a slag in denial. I saw her the next day and she didn't seem like anything was wrong. Even saw her later in the year and she come up to man and try hug me when I saw her. Could actually jam and chat to her casually like we didn't do anytihng, but I don't grant wastechicks or cretins my time often at all, and since she is both, she is pretty much just a face without limbs, face and ears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icey Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 One chick said to me before I had even put it in, "Let me know when you're about to cum so we can cum together".Just had me baffed. Thought about it so much I couldn't even cum. Still baffed now. I mean... They can't control it! Can they!? Dunno if she was getting ready to fake it or what? If she was, she did a sh*t job coz I remember thinking she wasn't very noisy. Was my actual 3rd time having sex as well so I wasn't expecting that sh*t.She was a superslosh as well so I thought maybe she'd learnt a trick. I dunno.awwwcummin together is one of the greatest moments in ur sexual life *no ghey*girls can hold it innit, worst thing is when ur holdin it, hollldin till its riiight and then he buss b4 unuffin in the world can make me more vex tbhyeah, but must time if i tell my boyfriend to let me know..... he does.. but most of the time u cannot be bothered when it feels sweet.... It is more likely to get pregnant if you cum at the same time... because the p*ssy contractions push the semen further up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Swiftie Posted April 15, 2008 Report Share Posted April 15, 2008 Im sure swift jsut wanted an excuse to post a porn pic.Never dat, come on... Lets not be silly..Who's ever had a chick get on top and she falls off the side of bed / try take your d*ck for stretch armstrong on route...Coz she's enjoy ridin so much she loses sense.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondacbf Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 Any one ever ....made a booty call whilst you feeinin after the club. She lets you in & it's dark as f*ck so you can't really see sh*t, and you go back to her room and start f*ck*ng.You're on top beating up some p*ssy, but you know how sometimes you need some leverage when you are f*ck*ng? So you feel a pillow against the wall by the bed, and start pushing it against the wall with your feet, so you could raise up in the p*ssy. It gives you some damn good results & youre glad the pillow just happened to be there.After you've nutted You look down and say, "oh sh*t! there is a kid in the bed with us!" she says "yeah, that's lil' Donte, my son"You was using lil' mans back for leverage while beating her p*ssy into submission.. lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hondacbf Posted April 17, 2008 Report Share Posted April 17, 2008 once i was banging the wifey innit, twos i sneaked my fone to record, then the stupid light came on n the whole room went bright, she was like wtf is that am like stuck for words, she got vex, end of my sex LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soca Junkie Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 One chick said to me before I had even put it in, "Let me know when you're about to cum so we can cum together".Just had me baffed. Thought about it so much I couldn't even cum. Still baffed now. I mean... They can't control it! Can they!? Dunno if she was getting ready to fake it or what? If she was, she did a sh*t job coz I remember thinking she wasn't very noisy. Was my actual 3rd time having sex as well so I wasn't expecting that sh*t.She was a superslosh as well so I thought maybe she'd learnt a trick. I dunno.awwwcummin together is one of the greatest moments in ur sexual life *no ghey*girls can hold it innit, worst thing is when ur holdin it, hollldin till its riiight and then he buss b4 unuffin in the world can make me more vex tbhyeah, but must time if i tell my boyfriend to let me know..... he does.. but most of the time u cannot be bothered when it feels sweet.... It is more likely to get pregnant if you cum at the same time... because the p*ssy contractions push the semen further up Didn't know that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 One chick said to me before I had even put it in, "Let me know when you're about to cum so we can cum together".Just had me baffed. Thought about it so much I couldn't even cum. Still baffed now. I mean... They can't control it! Can they!? Dunno if she was getting ready to fake it or what? If she was, she did a sh*t job coz I remember thinking she wasn't very noisy. Was my actual 3rd time having sex as well so I wasn't expecting that sh*t.She was a superslosh as well so I thought maybe she'd learnt a trick. I dunno.awwwcummin together is one of the greatest moments in ur sexual life *no ghey*girls can hold it innit, worst thing is when ur holdin it, hollldin till its riiight and then he buss b4 unuffin in the world can make me more vex tbhyeah, but must time if i tell my boyfriend to let me know..... he does.. but most of the time u cannot be bothered when it feels sweet.... It is more likely to get pregnant if you cum at the same time... because the p*ssy contractions push the semen further up Didn't know that lol sounds like fairy tales to meany documentation?and i hold it because if i cum to fast, from a certain type of orgasm i may become to tired to carry on, or i wont have as much energy as i would like to have Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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8BALL Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Any one ever ....made a booty call whilst you feeinin after the club. She lets you in & it's dark as f*ck so you can't really see sh*t, and you go back to her room and start f*ck*ng.You're on top beating up some p*ssy, but you know how sometimes you need some leverage when you are f*ck*ng? So you feel a pillow against the wall by the bed, and start pushing it against the wall with your feet, so you could raise up in the p*ssy. It gives you some damn good results & youre glad the pillow just happened to be there.After you've nutted You look down and say, "oh sh*t! there is a kid in the bed with us!" she says "yeah, that's lil' Donte, my son"You was using lil' mans back for leverage while beating her p*ssy into submission.. lmaoLMFAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 f*ck*ng while in the shower I slipped and literally fell out.If I hadnt done any martial arts as a youngn wouldnt have known about landing properly and i woulda busted up all my sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stig Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 when i was a yutesome girl begged and pleaded with me to finger hernext thing i know there is toilet paper stuck to my handi nearly threw up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 when i was a yutesome girl begged and pleaded with me to finger hernext thing i know there is toilet paper stuck to my handi nearly threw upDoggying one chick, looking around the room and saw bogies on her pillow. She thought I was Superman the way I lasted forever. Truth be told I felt sick and couldn't buss. Had to get real aggressive and fast just to finish off. I was pissed, she'd never been happier tho, thought I was the don.Anyone in a relationship has a blood story. :DGot cramp will beating one ting. Had to stop, buss joke and do stretches making her laugh and sh*t, then carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colin Turnover Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Any one ever ....made a booty call whilst you feeinin after the club. She lets you in & it's dark as f*ck so you can't really see sh*t, and you go back to her room and start f*ck*ng.You're on top beating up some p*ssy, but you know how sometimes you need some leverage when you are f*ck*ng? So you feel a pillow against the wall by the bed, and start pushing it against the wall with your feet, so you could raise up in the p*ssy. It gives you some damn good results & youre glad the pillow just happened to be there.After you've nutted You look down and say, "oh sh*t! there is a kid in the bed with us!" she says "yeah, that's lil' Donte, my son"You was using lil' mans back for leverage while beating her p*ssy into submission.. lmaoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!I've beat a gyal when her son was in the bed, but I knew he was there.AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAH!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Hoebag! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 Any one ever ....made a booty call whilst you feeinin after the club. She lets you in & it's dark as f*ck so you can't really see sh*t, and you go back to her room and start f*ck*ng.You're on top beating up some p*ssy, but you know how sometimes you need some leverage when you are f*ck*ng? So you feel a pillow against the wall by the bed, and start pushing it against the wall with your feet, so you could raise up in the p*ssy. It gives you some damn good results & youre glad the pillow just happened to be there.After you've nutted You look down and say, "oh sh*t! there is a kid in the bed with us!" she says "yeah, that's lil' Donte, my son"You was using lil' mans back for leverage while beating her p*ssy into submission.. lmaoHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!I've beat a gyal when her son was in the bed, but I knew he was there.AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHJAHAHAHAH!!!that is more than disgustingy not beat on the flooror in another room? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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