Parental Phrases

[Grafter]

licks in tunes to syllables:DONT YOU E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-EVER, EVER DO THAT AGAIN? (final lick has no word)

yh my marg was on thatbut she remix the first bitdont you dont you dont you dont you dont you dont you i said dont you everrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Wavant]

How can I forget..."WHAALLLLA YOU DOING?!?!? GERR ERE NOWWW *Blast!* YOU SEEEEEEEE"Then a heap of Ghanaian phrases I never understood.

[Flash]

my mum dashed the fone right is my face like out of no where

[JLovely]

How can I forget..."WHAALLLLA YOU DOING?!?!? GERR ERE NOWWW *Blast!* YOU SEEEEEEEE"Then a heap of Ghanaian phrases I never understood.

Sounds like my old math teachers!

[Rich Kid]

If you can't hear, you must feelMe lick yuh, yuh fenny greaseOne day I'm gonna run away and see how you copeAll in a Jamaican accent.

[Baroness.]

headbutt, this childs got his lip f*cked upBAX he shielded from me!? this sons brave he's shieldin from me!?shook my head that stepped back abit shook my head that stepped back abit mumzys lookin around for some bottlesmumzys lookin around for some bottlesi can see a glass bottle lemme grab iti can see a glass bottle lemme grab itBAX, its in his eyyessss:D

:D I just get*Hand on hip, the look**Who the backside ole do you think you're talking to?**Hear what, you must think you're talking to Jessye/Zena/Keisha/Danielle/...* (She names a different friend each time)I never got/get licks, so no stories srsly.

[Guest The Member]

anyone remember those spinning 'open now' signs shops used to have outsideone time i playing around with it and my mum goes'if it lick you in the head you fart'never laughed so hard

[JLovely]

anyone remember those spinning 'open now' signs shops used to have outsideone time i playing around with it and my mum goes'if it lick you in the head you fart'never laughed so hard

That phrase was a standard wid my mum.

[Soca Junkie]

headbutt, this childs got his lip f*cked upBAX he shielded from me!? this sons brave he's shieldin from me!?shook my head that stepped back abit shook my head that stepped back abit mumzys lookin around for some bottlesmumzys lookin around for some bottlesi can see a glass bottle lemme grab iti can see a glass bottle lemme grab itBAX, its in his eyyessss:D

:D I just get*Hand on hip, the look**Who the backside ole do you think you're talking to?**Hear what, you must think you're talking to Jessye/Zena/Keisha/Danielle/...* (She names a different friend each time)I never got/get licks, so no stories srsly.

LOL I still get this now!

[Grafter]

If you can't hear, you must feelMe lick yuh, yuh fenny greaseOne day I'm gonna run away and see how you copeAll in a Jamaican accent.

hated it when my mum said that

[Grafter]

anyone remember those spinning 'open now' signs shops used to have outsideone time i playing around with it and my mum goes'if it lick you in the head you fart'never laughed so hard

That phrase was a standard wid my mum.

dun kno

headbutt, this childs got his lip f*cked upBAX he shielded from me!? this sons brave he's shieldin from me!?shook my head that stepped back abit shook my head that stepped back abit mumzys lookin around for some bottlesmumzys lookin around for some bottlesi can see a glass bottle lemme grab iti can see a glass bottle lemme grab itBAX, its in his eyyessss:D

:D I just get*Hand on hip, the look**Who the backside ole do you think you're talking to?**Hear what, you must think you're talking to Jessye/Zena/Keisha/Danielle/...* (She names a different friend each time)I never got/get licks, so no stories srsly.

LOL I still get this now!

my mum was on thatthink i mentioned it before but "im not one a your jing bangs at school"

[Most Wanted]

'''STOP THAT FOOLISH CRYING BEFORE I GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT ''

I USED HATE THAT ONEU SEE ME CRYING WHY YOU GNA HIT ME FOR THEN AGAIN I WOULD JUST START SNIFFIN AND STOP CRYING AUTOMATICLY

[Nola D]

"my idea of tidy and you're idea of tidy is twooo different things

lol my mum says this, there's some other quotables in this topic too. I never got licks either tbh my mum's words were enough, although she threw a rollerskate at me one day and it miss me by a fraction lol.

[Guest The Member]

'why cant u be more like *insert friends name*, im sure he dont talk to his parents like that'argggh i hated this oneso deep

[Rippy]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

[Axiom]

'why cant u be more like *insert friends name*, im sure he dont talk to his parents like that'argggh i hated this oneso deep

lmaomy parents still drop this 1. so annoyin. especially when thy hardly even know the person.

[Grafter]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

LMFAOwtfloool

[Soca Junkie]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

LMFAOwtfloool

LMAO UNO

[Axiom]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

LMFAOwtfloool

post of the day. lmfao.

[Soca Junkie]

SHUT UP UR MOUF...USELESS GAL

[Baroness.]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

fsd#'v'x#cv/ \z/.\'wtf?! :D :D

[Soca Junkie]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

fsd#'v'x#cv/ \z/.\'wtf?! :D :D

I kinda get it now lol... natural prostitute... Ripster are u always on rd? LOOOL

[Ella]

My mum cusses in Russian, so most the time I don't even understand what she saying.Typical stuff like (in a russian accent) "I'd like to zee how you cope when I'm not around""Where are you, you natural prostitute" When my full name gets mentioned, I know she is pissed off.

fsd#'v'x#cv/ \z/.\'wtf?! :D :D

LMAO. ripster explain please

[Dubby]

LOL, I remember my dad always used to say he would take "harsh measures" (swear it must be some translated German or Swahili phrase or something like that) , I never actually knew what it meant but I would get sooo shook when he said it for some reason

[Grafter]

LOL, I remember my dad always used to say he would take "harsh measures" (swear it must be some translated German or Swahili phrase or something like that) , I never actually knew what it meant but I would get sooo shook when he said it for some reason

looolharsh measures