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A man goes to a burger van, where there's a beautiful woman in a bikini behind the till. He reads the menu:Hot Dogs: £1.50Beefburgers: £2.00Cheeseburgers: £2.50Handjobs: £5.00...He asks the woman, "are you the one that does that handjobs?", to which she says yes.He replies, "then wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."

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50 raked in £50,000 for uttering one word at a launch party on Thursday. That’s £16.6K per letter. Fiddy – who is in the UK on his Before I Self Destruct tour – was wooed by the owners of flash new Liverpool club Bamboo to attend its opening night.Once he’d been ferried by a Hummer Heaven stretch limo to the city’s first seven-star club, his entourage had magnums of Cristal and Dom Perignon champagne on tap – served up by two models. Sources say; “People thought 50 Cent might perform a track or two, given the massive fee, but he just greeted the crowd with a ‘Hey’ and got back to his two personally requested ladies, who were lavishing booze on him.“

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50 raked in £50,000 for uttering one word at a launch party on Thursday. That’s £16.6K per letter. Fiddy – who is in the UK on his Before I Self Destruct tour – was wooed by the owners of flash new Liverpool club Bamboo to attend its opening night.Once he’d been ferried by a Hummer Heaven stretch limo to the city’s first seven-star club, his entourage had magnums of Cristal and Dom Perignon champagne on tap – served up by two models. Sources say; “People thought 50 Cent might perform a track or two, given the massive fee, but he just greeted the crowd with a ‘Hey’ and got back to his two personally requested ladies, who were lavishing booze on him.“
shame he'll blow that money the same night
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