The Official Lisa's Daily Bollocks Thread

[Francis Coquelin]

Lisa has launched an attack on Rachel to the other B-block housemates.Rachel's audition tape caused a stir after being shown to the Heavenly housemates, but Lisa also criticised Rachel for eyeing up Mario, even though she hadn't seen the tape.Lisa said Rachel had "stood next to Mario all the time, followed him everywhere, mentally undressed him" and regularly laid her hand "on his stomach".She confessed to getting "a bit cheesed off" with the flirting and said Rachel was just "trying to wind me up to get a reaction".Stuart and Dale had earlier discussed Rachel being like "two different people".Stuart said he felt as if his head was going to "explode" while watching the tape and Dale saw Rachel as having "split personalities".

Lisa this afternoon entertained the housemates from Hell with another one of her tall tales.The Hellmates were sat together separating coloured sprinkles using tweezers in an attempt to win back their right to nominate."One of my mates is a scientist. She discovered the human genome," Lisa said.The rest of the group laughed, with Darnell asking if she had received a prize for such a discovery.Dale then asked for clarification, saying: "Your friend discovered the DNA of humans? That is remarkable, that."As the group continued to titter, Rachel informed Lisa that DNA had in fact been discovered a very long time ago."Not DNA. The human genome," she corrected. "It's mint, isn't it?"It later transpired that Lisa's friend is also a bodyguard and martial arts expert.

she also said mario is a freemason despite himbeing a roman catholicthe woman is slyly on lukes level of weaselnessannoyed me when she tried it with Kat aswell

[The Facilitator]

Dat ting wid kat was not seriouskat shuda said something man

[The Facilitator]

topic title 10/10

[Guest haze-e]

''Not DNA. The Human Genome"Laughing My f*ck*ng Arse Off!

[Kompressor]

Both her and Mario do this i suppose thats why they're together they probably spend their nights sharing stories full of bullshit

[Jo Dark]

For some reason I didn't buy Lisa and Mario as a real couple at the start of the show. I think it was because their dialogue didn't seem natural for a couple.

[BLACK VICTIM]

Dat ting wid kat was not seriouskat shuda said something man

[Guest Medic]

lmao ultimate fraff

[Grafter]

tbh mario said he was a freemason himself, he was showin bbbelinda his tattoochattin pure sh*t tho

[Kumasi]

Both her and Mario do this i suppose thats why they're together they probably spend their nights sharing stories full of bullshit

innit..lmaoo, i can just pictue this

[Capital]

her diabolical clothes, her bullshit stories, her paedophile eyes, her maniac stare, her retarded monotone voiceshes a mess

[Soca Junkie]

what happened between her n kat?

[Trim]

lmfao human DNA. who is she ? she does martial arts. I wouldnt have even laughed then, it would have been straight, i didnt ask how u know her i said who is she.EDIT: waiting for what comes out of her mouth next. 90 % chance it will have a place in here.

[revs]

alkjmgxwrhwe/rxwk#eb/klbflm#;'lmab;alfbmat all of them supposedly making a move on Lisa according to herpure sh*t

[BLACK VICTIM]

LOL @ mo/darnell/dale makin moves on hertop wasteman

[Guest Medic]

LOL @ mikey's PURE excitement. blind twat

[Hotsauce]

LOL @ mo/darnell/dale makin moves on hertop wasteman

alie, i swear she said they tried moving to her in week one. And Moe thought she was a man then aswell.

[Thun]

Deluded

[Gordon Gekko]

What happend with Kat?and lmao @ brazy, nailed it mate - was tryin 2 pinpoint what it was that was weird about her and you got it all

[Bruno Di Gradi]

lmfao @ saying even the battyboi dennis tried moving to her lol

[The Facilitator]

what happened between her n kat?

kat was singing and den she goes have u heard dat tune by black eyed peas shut upi fink dats what hes on about

[bex]

Both her and Mario do this i suppose thats why they're together they probably spend their nights sharing stories full of bullshit

innit..lmaoo, i can just pictue this

[Guest Eduardo]

joke thing is she probably actually believes all the stuff she comes out withsmall green men and all

[Rsonist]

So what shite has she actually said?So far i know that she -Has claimed to have seen greys, or in her words, green men from outer space.Had outer body experiances and been able to levatate.Said Mario was once wanted by the FBI.Said her mate was the one who discovered DNA.Anything i miss?

[bex]

So what shite has she actually said?So far i know that she -Has claimed to have seen greys, or in her words, green men from outer space.Had outer body experiances and been able to levatate.Said Mario was once wanted by the FBI.Said her mate was the one who discovered DNA.Anything i miss?

she said every male in the house has tried to move to her, including dennis the gay