Seth Rollins Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Dem ones where man was trying to have it up with the motion, and still got mugged coz I was tied.I got finished... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Bruvshuda just let her go on top and ride it still Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Mac Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 This nigga here (me) is always on sex, I'm still in my prime early 20s and this is the most f*ck*ng I will ever do, I'm glad my wife has a high sex drive so you know shits always poppin. Here are some of the conditions I've f*cked in:HUNG OVER borderline still drunk with a TERRIFYING HEADACHEINJURED from an altercation 2 days before which left my stomach burntSADANGRY etcSPRAINED ELBOW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 lmao @ sad sexi just had a image of a guy silently sobbing with every thrust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 lmao @ sad sexi just had a image of a guy silently sobbing with every thrust Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bane Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 lmao @ sad sexi just had a image of a guy silently sobbing with every thrust CUM LIKE THAT BANGBROS SCENE WID DAT GUY JUS BASHIN IN DA CORNERTTKK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jodie Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Headache? I dash Nurofen at them and draw down panties F*CK A HEADACHE.Anyways, one time my girl and I were in bed watching TV and she started farcin wid man. I wasn't on it I was like "llow it mans tired". After about 15-20 mins of trying she finally gave up and went "Ok" and smirked. I thought nothing of it and carried on watching tv waiting for her to try it in a while. That never happened, man went sleep.Bout 4 in the morning I'm sleeping, try turn over and reposition and can't move. Semi-concious I'm trying to move and can't, feels like my hands are stuck too. Wake up to find handcuffs on me and my girl on top of me. Hear her to me:"Who you telling no? Nice to see it's up, he obviously disagrees".MAN GOT DEALT WID AND TOLD THEY AIN'T COMING OFF TIL SHE'S DONE. SHE LITERALLY WENT ON FOR HOURS. ALL TO THE POINT WHERE MY TINGS ARE SORE AND SHE'S LAUGHING, TELLING MAN SHUT UP.When a woman is concerned there's no such thing as "no". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 This nigga here (me) is always on sex, I'm still in my prime early 20s and this is the most f*ck*ng I will ever do, I'm glad my wife has a high sex drive so you know shits always poppin. Here are some of the conditions I've f*cked in:HUNG OVER borderline still drunk with a TERRIFYING HEADACHEINJURED from an altercation 2 days before which left my stomach burntSADANGRY etcSPRAINED ELBOWlol @ your girl not breaking her arm as a result of a sexual misadventure.ttkkAnd Goli, I'm actually gonna steal that.Mental note for any future girlfriends that dont put out. Wait for them to fall asleep and bam.That's sick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Batman Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Dont broI did that sh*t once to my girl, got a court hearing about it next week, looking at 6 counts of rape and 3 consecutive life sentances. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Dont broI did that sh*t once to my girl, got a court hearing about it next week, looking at 6 counts of rape and 3 consecutive life sentances.lol @ not making sure she's passed out.Amateur.Should sort that sh*t out tonight.Name/Address, will jump in the whip and Jill Dando that bitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seth Rollins Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 Bravs.One time man had one chick stay over, watching match of the day, fooled around and went sleep.There's me thinking i'm having a wet dream and about to buss, wake up to find me getting head.TRUE STORIES.Some gyal are NUTS.LMAO @ Batman. Some Renegade. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 WTFThis is where I feel to Powerbomb God for making me such a light sleeper.If an ant graces the walls of my bedroom, best believe I will wake the f*ck up.I can't have someones breathe escape my ears.Letalone some chick undoing my trousers and sh*t. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fresh Posted August 26, 2008 Report Share Posted August 26, 2008 WTFThis is where I feel to Powerbomb God for making me such a light sleeper.If an ant graces the walls of my bedroom, best believe I will wake the f*ck up.I can't have someones breathe escape my ears.Letalone some chick undoing my trousers and sh*t.c/s Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMECHI89 Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 TBH theres never been a time when I haven't wanted to sex my girl There has been them occasions doe where I didnt wana do it even though I was on it becausefor me, sex dont feel as nice when you have it many days in a row IMO.I always end up doing it though. Its true though, girls act like suttin must be wrong with you when yousay no! Acting like men are programmed to always "be on it" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JOHN DOE Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 A couplel of times i havent been on it .Last time my girl was feeling a little tusky, started kissing, gyrating on me and sh*t . Honestly , i couldnt be bothered, i was watching maury .Next thing i kno shes pullin my trousers down and started feeling up my tings. I get hard then she jumps on the d*ck .Obviously at this point i'm on it.Girls are f*cked you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davicious X Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Ahh sh*t this was me just last night.Wasnt in the mood but she is determined as hell, had me up til 3 in the morning trying to get the goodwood but I started work at 8 this morning so I had to tell her to how you say "Sekkle"! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank White Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 1 time 1 gal (nt any gal 4rm da bits..my x) was beggin for da d*ck bt i wasnt in d mood - so i sed no n she jus sed fuk it n went home lol (if dat was me she wud b chattin sh*t d nxt day on d fone or weneva she nxt spoke 2 me)it jokez how gals can do dem tings bt if i tried it id get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 1 time 1 gal (nt any gal 4rm da bits..my x) was beggin for da d*ck bt i wasnt in d mood - so i sed no n she jus sed fuk it n went home lol (if dat was me she wud b chattin sh*t d nxt day on d fone or weneva she nxt spoke 2 me)it jokez how gals can do dem tings bt if i tried it id get itLOL @ You thinking she went home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAMECHI89 Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 1 time 1 gal (nt any gal 4rm da bits..my x) was beggin for da d*ck bt i wasnt in d mood - so i sed no n she jus sed fuk it n went home lol (if dat was me she wud b chattin sh*t d nxt day on d fone or weneva she nxt spoke 2 me)it jokez how gals can do dem tings bt if i tried it id get itLOL @ You thinking she went home. Why you tryna make man feel paranoid?And FRANK WHITE the reason girls wana go on abit mad when us men say NO its because they "feel"they have "THE POWER OF THE p*ssy"If you think about it, moretime our girls/wifey always try an control that part of the relationship...with all that "all we do is have sex" rubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 lmao @ sad sexi just had a image of a guy silently sobbing with every thrust LMAO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wavy Davy Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 i jus do it anywaysNo rape victim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJSPARK Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 jus slip it in wen shes sleepin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunner Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Don't know about some man but i aint f*ck*ng just for f*ck*ng sake. If i don't wanna do it i aint, if she wants 2 f*ck someone else then she can, not the end of the world. Yes there has been times when i don't wana f*ck my girl, do i give a f*ck? No. I'm a man, not a machine.No means No. If she really wants it she knows what she has 2 do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wavy Davy Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 jus slip it in wen shes sleepinThem worm in a tunner guys therePissedHw cn she nt wake up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goddaz Posted August 27, 2008 Report Share Posted August 27, 2008 Now and again in the past I've dropped 'Not tonight babes, I am tired', gave her a passionate kiss & a cuddle, told her I love her & slept.She tried touching man up, I gave her the look, slept like a baby.I don't know how most u mans want it all the time & lol at slippin it in while she's asleep, allow being 100% controlled by pum pum,i guess we're all different still. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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