djbmc Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 ...in a fight between a lion and a gorilla? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Flava Dave Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 lion imo wud like to see evidence tho u gunna back the thread up with some evidence fassylife? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bay_u Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 well king kong beat like 3 t-rex, so my moneys on gorilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 it's purely hypothesis, i would say gorilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReZiW Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Lion obviously, think about is teeth and that. its a wrap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 good point, wots the closest real life thing to a gorilla we can get? i got a cat.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Man Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 cunting hate wen u are searching animal wars on u tube and itds just cunting photos winds me up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thun Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 I would say lionGreatest animal battle ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gattsu Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 lionon another note i just spent the last 20 min watching japaneese insect fighting>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>preying mantisuseless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haze-e Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Gorilla would smash Lions face open. No qualms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badman Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 I would win stilledit...dave already had that covered oh well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Younger Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Gorilla... Lion has its teeth n ting but come... Gorilla will pound that bitch up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 lions are f*ck*ng huge a gorilla what get wrapped up Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Gayle Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connoisseur Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 The lion's only way to grip something is through his jaws, a gorilla has two hands. That's two chances to grip and choke the lion. A lion's most effective way of killing prey or an enemy is to lunge and bite the biggest vein on its neck. But gorillas have that vein quite protected, with their chins drooping down to the chest.I can't imagine how it would be to fight someone using mainly your teeth. I can only relate to how a gorilla would be punching and arm-locking an enemy and somehow I see that the gorilla has greater strength AND flexibiliy. The lion can't easily turn around and strike again unless they go far back and start another charge.If the gorilla gets a firm grip on the lion, it's over, however if the lion gets the neck the gorilla would lose.It really depends on who effectively strikes first tbhBut I'd go with the gorilla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FreeMason Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 all of the spice girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Cipher Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Depends, would they be on foot or mounted?Bear cavalry ftw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connoisseur Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 LMAO those bears look shookk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zlastboss Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 hahah @ cipherthats mad random Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alejandro Sosa Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 lion without a doubt. gorilla just doesn't have heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 The lion's only way to grip something is through his jaws, a gorilla has two hands. That's two chances to grip and choke the lion. A lion's most effective way of killing prey or an enemy is to lunge and bite the biggest vein on its neck. But gorillas have that vein quite protected, with their chins drooping down to the chest.I can't imagine how it would be to fight someone using mainly your teeth. I can only relate to how a gorilla would be punching and arm-locking an enemy and somehow I see that the gorilla has greater strength AND flexibiliy. The lion can't easily turn around and strike again unless they go far back and start another charge.If the gorilla gets a firm grip on the lion, it's over, however if the lion gets the neck the gorilla would lose.It really depends on who effectively strikes first tbhBut I'd go with the gorilla.well lions have claws and if u catch a haymaker off one of them ur gonna know about it, also gorillas can bite as well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 i would say gorilla Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spiderman Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 Lion obviously, think about is teeth and that. its a wrap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Taurus Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 I would say lionGreatest animal battle everlol classic beef scenariobuffalos try moving to lions when lions are not that bothered just jamming there discussing which jezebel they mashed last nightlions get uncomfortable as the buffalos get closer, they all get up on a hype and one of them moves to the smallest buffalo coz they know hes the easiest option while 5 lions are jumping on a buffalo yout, a crocodile tries playing the good samaritan tryna help the poor buffalo but the lions aint having none of it so he gets sekkled off quickly then the buffalo mandem ring up their bredrins and come back stronger with about 60 man to help their boy, they all surround the lions hyping and jumping around like some d*ckheads and say "watch bruv watch" lions reply back saying "if you're gonna do man suttin then do man suttin dont chat bout doing it later"so the buffalos get kinda pissed and start pushing the lions about during this the little buffalo escapes and runs away and so do the rest of the lionsend of storyhope you like xxx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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