FAO Those Currently In Relationships

[Wavant]

It was his birthday the other day got him a michael kors watch and clothes. Xmas I said Id get him a TV but I aint buying tht until January sales...so i'll probably get him some more clothes.

DAN KNO.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

errrthing

[Davicious X]

One convo with my girl went like this:GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me *Plainface*GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me *Plainface*GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me "Yeah sure. *Proceeds to unhook original xbox not the 360* There you go"We both laugh.GF "Ok, can I borrow your xbox 360?"Me "Do that thing I like and we will see"GF *PLAINFACE*Me *Buys GF xbox 360 for xmas* Yh I know smfh.---------------------------------------------------------------------Next convo I had with my girl one morning.GF "You know what I really hate?"Me "Well Ive seen your reaction to egg so thats my guessGF "Dont"Me "my bad"GF "I really hate these mornings when your goin to work and your hard yet you just go have a shower and go work as normal."Me "Huh"GF "You just leave me in bed all horny cos you aint got no time in the mornin"Me "Er ok"GF "I wish you was detachable then I could have you whenever I wanted you"Me "*ROFLOFLOFLOFLOFLOFLOFL Goes to work pondering the entire conversation**Buys this*

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Closest thing to detachable she's gonna get, Merry Christmas baby

[Guest Flat Ericó]

lololsick

[Doug]

stop trickin' on these oars

[Flojo]

lool

[X-T]

Clone-A-Willy.. I've seen it all.

[THUNDER CLAP]

DP. By the same man. Imagine that.

[Guest Wu-Tang]

One convo with my girl went like this:GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me *Plainface*GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me *Plainface*GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me "Yeah sure. *Proceeds to unhook original xbox not the 360* There you go"We both laugh.GF "Ok, can I borrow your xbox 360?"Me "Do that thing I like and we will see"GF *PLAINFACE*Me *Buys GF xbox 360 for xmas* Yh I know smfh.---------------------------------------------------------------------Next convo I had with my girl one morning.GF "You know what I really hate?"Me "Well Ive seen your reaction to egg so thats my guessGF "Dont"Me "my bad"GF "I really hate these mornings when your goin to work and your hard yet you just go have a shower and go work as normal."Me "Huh"GF "You just leave me in bed all horny cos you aint got no time in the mornin"Me "Er ok"GF "I wish you was detachable then I could have you whenever I wanted you"Me "*ROFLOFLOFLOFLOFLOFLOFL Goes to work pondering the entire conversation**Buys this*

Ron Jeremy, Jeff Stryker and the cream of Hollywood's porn stars have all immortalised their cocks into dildos. Now he can too!This genius kit contains everything you need to make an exact vibrating rubber copy of his penis. The detail is extraordinary yet it's easy-peasy to make. Just imagine the possibilities...sex with him when he's away, double penetration by the same man, phew...steady on now.

Closest thing to detachable she's gonna get, Merry Christmas baby

[Axiom]

^^LOLclone a willy u knowlmfao

[Guest DN Braund]

clone a willy??ARE YOU ACTUALLY DUMB???im buyin that n givin out clones

[Percy]

LMFAOJustLMFAO

[Wavant]

One convo with my girl went like this:GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me *Plainface*GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me *Plainface*GF "Can I borrow your xbox?"Me "Yeah sure. *Proceeds to unhook original xbox not the 360* There you go"We both laugh.GF "Ok, can I borrow your xbox 360?"Me "Do that thing I like and we will see"GF *PLAINFACE*Me *Buys GF xbox 360 for xmas* Yh I know smfh.---------------------------------------------------------------------Next convo I had with my girl one morning.GF "You know what I really hate?"Me "Well Ive seen your reaction to egg so thats my guessGF "Dont"Me "my bad"GF "I really hate these mornings when your goin to work and your hard yet you just go have a shower and go work as normal."Me "Huh"GF "You just leave me in bed all horny cos you aint got no time in the mornin"Me "Er ok"GF "I wish you was detachable then I could have you whenever I wanted you"Me "*ROFLOFLOFLOFLOFLOFLOFL Goes to work pondering the entire conversation**Buys this*

Ron Jeremy, Jeff Stryker and the cream of Hollywood's porn stars have all immortalised their cocks into dildos. Now he can too!This genius kit contains everything you need to make an exact vibrating rubber copy of his penis. The detail is extraordinary yet it's easy-peasy to make. Just imagine the possibilities...sex with him when he's away, double penetration by the same man, phew...steady on now.

Closest thing to detachable she's gonna get, Merry Christmas baby

Agrees

[Jodie]

My boyfriend will be lucky if he even sees a card.It's his bday on the 24th and he expects me to get something for his bday AND xmas.Laughable offence.I bought him some football boots a while back, so that was his early bday present.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?

[Jodie]

[Jodie]

yup

[Dipset]

Since when Jo .. U kept thaat quiet lol

[Jodie]

Few months now. Nuttin to really spread the word about u kno.*shrugs*

[Hernandez Balcazar]

errrthing

[Jam]

lmaooo @ clone a willy

[Gage]

£314 Sewing Machine

[Ari Gold]

My boyfriend will be lucky if he even sees a card.It's his bday on the 24th and he expects me to get something for his bday AND xmas.Laughable offence.I bought him some football boots a while back, so that was his early bday present.

Watch how you get demoted to link

Since when Jo .. U kept thaat quiet lol

She did not

[Viva_La_Vixen]

Got him a DVD player thing for his car, you know the fitted in ones ............................... YeahAlways get these great ideas and feel like afterbut feel bad even thinking about taking it backthen feel like when i see it even cheaper a couple weeks later in the sale!Oh the joys of christmas

[MrJibbles]

When we discussed it, she told me she didn't want anything, due to the fact I treated her a couple weeks ago to something she loves and words can't describe how nice it is. So a card is fine, prob get her a bottle of white wine or chocolates since she really likes them and a surprise will be good (though she don't want anything).