Embarassing Things You Done When Trying To Impress The Opposite Sex

[Wavant]

f*ck it, she was peng, gammon back off, sexy as f*ck, wearing dem shinny tight leggings, her figure was amazing, some low cut top, smelling so nice I can eat her, excuse me for just thinking with my penis. I lied for pum pum & 2 days later i got it. I'm gulity, lock me away. I'm bad I tell ya, baaaaaaad!

I understand nucca. I understand.

[A Bit Better]

this thread is too much....i cant even think of much u kno. my story aint even as good. just dumb.was like 14. had this girls number. called her with no clue what to say... some mobb deep song comes on..( str8 2 voicemail) so i hung up real quick..found the same cd, put the same song on.called back... voicemail again.... i was like 'hi, julia...aaaa we have the same song on... how random.. well anyways.. was just callin u..bla bla bla... not embarresing. more sad/embarresing..

LMFAO! You didn't neeed to share that with us but I'm glad you did!Just thought of a minor one. Back in the day before I had contacts I used to go out blind coz I obviously wouldn't wear my glasses. Watched a film with one girl and she went to the toilet. Told me to tell her what happened when she got back. Figured as I could see general shapes and who was who then it'd be alright. Soon as she goes the motherf*cker reads a note! Doesn't read it out loud, just looks at it. Camera sees it. I see f*ck all. She comes back, I look like an illiterate tool. The end.

[Guest Flat Ericó]

One girl was jogging she was fine as hellI spot her from far and decide to run so that she thinks im jogging tooso I say hi I like to keep fit just like you or talk of that mannerI run looking at her and I dont look ahead of myself my knee gets MAULED by them bannister things they have next to roadsshe is like are you alrightim almost in tears saying yeah go on ahead of me im finehad a cast for 4 weeks

looooollll

this thread is too much....i cant even think of much u kno. my story aint even as good. just dumb.was like 14. had this girls number. called her with no clue what to say... some mobb deep song comes on..( str8 2 voicemail) so i hung up real quick..found the same cd, put the same song on.called back... voicemail again.... i was like 'hi, julia...aaaa we have the same song on... how random.. well anyways.. was just callin u..bla bla bla... not embarresing. more sad/embarresing..

LMFAOwhy fam?why?

loooooooooll

[Hernandez Balcazar]

Close your eyes and imagine....*holding champs*Me: "What you saying, you want a glass?"*pours champs, champs remaining fills 1/3 of glass, gold diggerbitch plainfaces*Me: "Hmmm I'll buy a next bottle"*I engage in talks whilst waiting on slow bar staff... have a lil moan about them being long*Barstaff: "Cards declined mate"snm

:D :D

[Hernandez Balcazar]

One girl was jogging she was fine as hellI spot her from far and decide to run so that she thinks im jogging tooso I say hi I like to keep fit just like you or talk of that mannerI run looking at her and I dont look ahead of myself my knee gets MAULED by them bannister things they have next to roadsshe is like are you alrightim almost in tears saying yeah go on ahead of me im finehad a cast for 4 weeks

looooollll

this thread is too much....i cant even think of much u kno. my story aint even as good. just dumb.was like 14. had this girls number. called her with no clue what to say... some mobb deep song comes on..( str8 2 voicemail) so i hung up real quick..found the same cd, put the same song on.called back... voicemail again.... i was like 'hi, julia...aaaa we have the same song on... how random.. well anyways.. was just callin u..bla bla bla... not embarresing. more sad/embarresing..

LMFAOwhy fam?why?

loooooooooll

aaaaaaa being young

[Hernandez Balcazar]

f*ck It.Around 14Walking The Dog.C a group of tigers and start stuntin wid da dog like its mine.walkin pass tryin to look koolnotice couples watchingsplit second dog sees cat.zoooooms off nearly rippin my arm offme running down the dog like a bitch boy gyal a laugh behind me seen dem next dayber barking at manembarresed me for the whole six weeks hols.

[Hernandez Balcazar]

I went to pick up this peng chick in a fresh new whip to go on a date after a lengthy courtship. Pulled up at the meeting place, she got in, kiss kiss, hug hug, hi hi etc.Driving along she goes 'Nice car, I love it, is it yours?'. I had no intentions of lying BUT somehow my mouth just opened and the following sentence came out 'Yes its mine, it took me ages to save up for it. Hard work does pay off & now I've got it'. Smile.Minutes later she goes 'what cd's you got?', I said open the glove box. I totally forgot what I'd put in there.'I can't find any cds' then she pulls out a bunch of AVIS documents & goes 'Avis rent cars don't they?'Me: silence

bwahahahaha

lololololol

[Michel Kane]

13 years of age.Wrote some poetry for my version of Topanga back in school...Left it on her seat in class...Her friend took the seat instead...She read it & baited me to everyone...f*ckin' cringeworthy but still, Year 8/9>>>>>>>>________________________________

[iheartgrime]

15 Years Old - Summer 2004In the park with my bredrins playing football, bare banter like everyone could play like Ronaldo or summin'One of my bredrins' girls and her girlfriends noticed us, came over, talking to themOne of the bredrins is bragging how he pushes weights in the gym and to check his muscles outI think bun that, I know summin' that they'll like and that's half a dozen handsprings in a rowStart to jog into this handspring and flop'd amazinglyStacked HARD upon landing on my feet right on my faceTried to style it out and everything but it was bait what happenedI wish I fell down a mole hole or summin' - Felt like a foolThem lot where bennin' hard so every time I tried to say nah I was trying to go into a forward roll they just laughed even harder and longer (n/h)

[Davicious X]

Non contact sparring in the kitchen with one girl when I was 17. Well it was meant to be non contact.At the time I was doing Tae Kwon Do and she was doing Karate.I did a side kick and she chose that exact moment to sweep my standing leg. The fall was astronomical, the pain was excruciating as I landed on the back of my head.Meanwhile she'e there bennin hard

[Guest Braundy]

13 years of age.Wrote some poetry for my version of Topanga back in school...Left it on her seat in class...Her friend took the seat instead...She read it & baited me to everyone...f*ckin' cringeworthy but still, Year 8/9>>>>>>>>________________________________

LMFAO @ poetryLMFAOcome like u live in Shakespeare land or sutin

[Guest Flat Ericó]

13 years of age.Wrote some poetry for my version of Topanga back in school...Left it on her seat in class...Her friend took the seat instead...She read it & baited me to everyone...f*ckin' cringeworthy but still, Year 8/9>>>>>>>>________________________________

that was real tender

[Michel Kane]

Non contact sparring in the kitchen with one girl when I was 17. Well it was meant to be non contact.At the time I was doing Tae Kwon Do and she was doing Karate.I did a side kick and she chose that exact moment to sweep my standing leg. The fall was astronomical, the pain was excruciating as I landed on the back of my head.Meanwhile she'e there bennin hard

[Kaiser]

lolf*ckedmans on that john keats wavelol again

[Trilliam]

lolf*ckedmans on that john keats wavelol again

lmao

[Michel Kane]

LMFAO @ John Keats...

[Jodie]

f*ck it, she was peng, gammon back off, sexy as f*ck, wearing dem shinny tight leggings, her figure was amazing, some low cut top, smelling so nice I can eat her, excuse me for just thinking with my penis. I lied for pum pum & 2 days later i got it. I'm gulity, lock me away. I'm bad I tell ya, baaaaaaad!

I understand nucca. I understand.

GAMMON!!!

[Grafter]

this thread is too much....i cant even think of much u kno. my story aint even as good. just dumb.was like 14. had this girls number. called her with no clue what to say... some mobb deep song comes on..( str8 2 voicemail) so i hung up real quick..found the same cd, put the same song on.called back... voicemail again.... i was like 'hi, julia...aaaa we have the same song on... how random.. well anyways.. was just callin u..bla bla bla... not embarresing. more sad/embarresing..

LMFAOwhy fam?why?

LMFAOthat is HILARIOUS

[FANTA]

this thread is too much....i cant even think of much u kno. my story aint even as good. just dumb.was like 14. had this girls number. called her with no clue what to say... some mobb deep song comes on..( str8 2 voicemail) so i hung up real quick..found the same cd, put the same song on.called back... voicemail again.... i was like 'hi, julia...aaaa we have the same song on... how random.. well anyways.. was just callin u..bla bla bla... not embarresing. more sad/embarresing..

ah sh*t, swear i did the same thing, seemed like a good idea at the time. :D

[bex]

Basketball game, Year 11.Played Harris CTC.Some BUFF girl doing the scoring for Harris.Kept eyeing me during the game.Thought YEAHRan up for a simple layup, tried looking at her at the same time to style it. Didnt work.Got the dirtiest foul from one of their players, went to the line for 2 free throws, and airballed both of them.

loool.. how old are you btw?i can't really of anything i'm willing to share. actually, there was an incident with toilet paper and a bra which was quite embarrassing. i always seem to end up in those kind of situations though unfortunately. what's worse is i get embarrassed very easily and "go red", which people always love to point out :D

[Angelo]

Had another one today.Woman from the first floor who I banter with occassionally was on emails with me today.Her: (regarding some work stuff) "Is it your job or mine to do that? Don't really mind, just don't want both of us doing it..."Me: "What's it worth?"Her: "Respect"Me: "Behave"Her: "Whatever"Was out the office so came back with the hire car for work, pulled up outside coz needed to get my bag before I left. Came back down, put my stuff in the boot, and was about to leave, she's coming out the reception.Her: "(Looking at the car) Ooh drive me to London Bridge"Me: "What's the magic word?"Her: "Please"Me: "Cool, use it next time" Drove off.Got a text about 30 seconds after that apologising about being rude, AND about how short she was earlier on, becuase it was a "bad day"

[Angelo]

I've just realised that was posted in the entirely wrong thread.

[Kaiser]

That would be interesting in another topic g

[Michel Kane]

LMFAO @ Marlon.

[Black Ant]

LOLcrackheadi was waiting for the punchline aswell...