Michel Kane Posted September 26, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Roll up to a chick..."What's the difference between a Porsche and a boner? I don't have a Porsche." A fresher is getting this line next week... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cityofgod Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 cityofgod whats ur myspace againwanna listen to them tunes u had on http://www.myspace.com/iwillsilenceyoulolwutyesterday, after searching for 5 months, finally managed to get a job at a warehouse. Getting inducted, the team leader says we are not allowed to have any stuff in our pockets while we are in the warehouse, and they do searches to make of this. I had taken out £40 earlier that day, and needed some of that money to catch a taxi home. team leader says "just put everything in your bag, and leave it in the cloakroom. Dont worry, weve never had an issue of theft". 10 o clock now getting ready to go home, i collect my bag, and go through through to get the money for a taxi, to find out that somebody went in my bag and stole it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 cityofgod whats ur myspace againwanna listen to them tunes u had on http://www.myspace.com/iwillsilenceyou LMAOsending for ur mum >>>_______________________ahh sh*t ive missed that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLovely Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Single life aint that bad :!: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbmc Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 cityofgod whats ur myspace againwanna listen to them tunes u had on http://www.myspace.com/iwillsilenceyou LMAOsending for ur mum >>>_______________________ahh sh*t ive missed thatlol, infact, lol @ this page in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Drama Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 My First love, has and will always have a hold on me.First of all he's always been a flirt and he's always had a high sex drive settling for anything if he could get peice, I found this out after our relationship,I ring him sometimes out the blue to see how he's doing, now I ring him last night and he's different, he isn't drunk but he's flirting with me and telling me he misses me, at first I play along with it because it was funny, then it became too serious, I changed the subject and the phone cut off.I know he's not getting any at the moment so it's blatently obvious he's just using me. The thing that pisses me off about him is Im always there for him, Im always the one he runs to when things go wrong and this is how he pays me, total disrespect, am I going over the top here? He rang me today and I told him to ring me back in 5 mins he never did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 My manager doesn't stop texting me inappropriate (well, more like unnecessary) text messages.I want to vent so much.I secretly used to have a thing for him, but these messages lmao. Gone too far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 sexual harassment ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black Ant Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 get paid boo boo(did i just say boo boo) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nola D Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 today has been the most deadout saturday evening i've had in agesss im so bored i wanna cry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 grafting... insomniac still... my lifes like a terminal illness... it kills to be me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FANTA Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 ^^you and me both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tulse Hill Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lemons Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 sexual harassment ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rippy Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 sexual harassment ftwHe's moved temporarily to another branch.Plus he's too nice a guy to say anything.Probably why I previously wanted to throw myself at him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alejandro Sosa Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 My First love, has and will always have a hold on me.First of all he's always been a flirt and he's always had a high sex drive settling for anything if he could get peice, I found this out after our relationship,I ring him sometimes out the blue to see how he's doing, now I ring him last night and he's different, he isn't drunk but he's flirting with me and telling me he misses me, at first I play along with it because it was funny, then it became too serious, I changed the subject and the phone cut off.I know he's not getting any at the moment so it's blatently obvious he's just using me. The thing that pisses me off about him is Im always there for him, Im always the one he runs to when things go wrong and this is how he pays me, total disrespect, am I going over the top here? He rang me today and I told him to ring me back in 5 mins he never did.lmaoBawse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ego Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 no trust at all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lisa Turtle Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 Apprehensive.Gonna have to go yogic to calm down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Furta Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 _______________ >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> drunk girlsBeg you dont piss the bed wen im laying next to you. (no peado) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 LMFAOnoNO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SaladFingers Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 You can not be serious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJibbles Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 Never knew an anniversary would cost that much, not that I'm bothered because it was all worth it, everything I planned went to plan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Furta Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 100% serious, steams still coming out my ears now. _______________________ >>>>>> waking up in warm urine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flojo Posted September 27, 2009 Report Share Posted September 27, 2009 loooooooooooolWTF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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