Natalie Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 f*ck it I'm back. Vent was insufficient.Chick actually took the piss. Like... Like bruv. *Avatar spoilers from here in* Like when they try make that chick an alien... From then you know he's gonna become one at the end. sh*t is BAIT! Two minutes before the end she says nice and loud "I think he's gonna become one of the aliens!" BITCH ARE YOU SLOW!?Remember when he's doing his last video log and he says it's his birthday? She goes "It's Stuart's birthday today."HOLD ON.DID YOU JUST INTERRUPT ME WATCHING AVATAR TO TELL ME IT'S YOUR EX BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY!? DO YOU WANNA DRIVE HOME WITH A SORE JAW!?f*ck IS THIS!?And she just text me some nonsense and slipped in that she's naked. Wait, lemme quote it..."That film was stressful! And intense! I'm naked. Next film we're watching is..."The f*ck!?lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Warning: Vent of mega proportions.So I met with the purposely naive chick to iron a few things out.We're sitting in a coffee shop and out the blue she gets her camera out.Her: "I want a photo of me with you"Me: "Nah it's cool not really in the mood"Her: "No comeon"Me: "Nah, later, plus I look like kimbo slice"Her: "No comeon, I'll get someone else to take it"Me: "No"Her: "Oh comoooon!!"Me: "NO"Her: "If you don't I'm going to give the camera to someone else and ask them to take it"Me: "(Name), No, what don't you understand. I'm not having it taken"*she gets up to give the camera to someone else**I grab the camera and switch it off*Me: "Look, I'm not doing this in the middle of a coffee shop in london. If you ask someone else I will boy them and blame you"*she asks someone else who only happily obliges*Me: "Sorry mate. I told her I wasn't going to do it but she didnt listen. Just give the camera back to her and don't take the photo, cheers"By this stage im fuming. I didn't even know what I was angry at. The fact she acts like a retard and expects me to believe it's honest and genuine retardation, or the multitude of previous c*ck blocks and feigned innocence.To top it off, I took the camera batteries and sat back down.5 minutes later she starts asking me the names of the girls I mentioned earlier in the topic a while back (the ones she c*ck blocked). And goes "I want all the details, everything". She remembers EVERY name I ever tell her, facebooks it, and literally stalks anyone who I tell her I know that she doesn't. It's f*ck*ng ridiculous. So I refused and tried to sidetrack the convo onto a recent boyfriend she had.She then drops: "Ok, I'll explain. But I can't explain without being explicit. I'm going to tell you everything."I was like "DON'T THINK SO" "Why do you need to be explicit to tell me about your last boyfriend. I don't wanna hear it. Just make conversation for christ sake".This girl genuinely thinks I'm THAT stupid, that she can pretend in order to explain the situation to me, she has to explain what the sex was like, what she liked, and what she didn't, and drop all of this unnecessarily detailed bullshit onto me, in some naive hope that it's going to turn me on or some backwards logic sh*t.f*ckS SAKE. IM SICK OF THIS.She's been a "friend" for YEARS now, and I'm lacking the heart to be really upfront and tell her there's no chance even if hell freezes over that I would ever get with her. She maintains to friends that she doesn't have a thing for me, and if she didn't pretend all the f*ck*ng time this would be so much easier for me to do. The last time I even suggested I didn't like her, she went into the toilets crying for f*cks sake. EVEN THEN she refused to put it down to what I said, and blamed it on something else.Reading this I think I need to start distancing myself from her actually. f*ck. I've known her for donkeys years though.Megavent over.you and Eks attract some weirdosLol it's not even that. Women do crazy things when they can't get what they want coz women are crazy!I ignored the sutble "I'm naked". Haven't replied. Don't think I'll be replying for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'm just gonna cut off all information to her now. She's going away in a couple of weeks for 6 months anyway so I won't have to bother./I need to find new raving partners when I get back to Oz. I tried to be diplomatic and take everyone as equals but when you roll up to a club with a chinese kid who watches comics on his iphone, an indian american who can't dress or behave for sh*t, and 2 normal people chicks who only talk to me, it's a bit odd. Just by association the dudes are f*ck*ng me up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 she sound like fatal attractionman will open kitchen cupboard for cornflakes and see her boat squatting there like 'o hai' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 lmao "take a picture of me in the cupboard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nola D Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 she sound like fatal attractionman will open kitchen cupboard for cornflakes and see her boat squatting there like 'o hai' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ella Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 LMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazomi Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 f*ck it I'm back. Vent was insufficient.Chick actually took the piss. Like... Like bruv. *Avatar spoilers from here in* Like when they try make that chick an alien... From then you know he's gonna become one at the end. sh*t is BAIT! Two minutes before the end she says nice and loud "I think he's gonna become one of the aliens!" BITCH ARE YOU SLOW!?Remember when he's doing his last video log and he says it's his birthday? She goes "It's Stuart's birthday today."HOLD ON.DID YOU JUST INTERRUPT ME WATCHING AVATAR TO TELL ME IT'S YOUR EX BOYFRIEND'S BIRTHDAY!? DO YOU WANNA DRIVE HOME WITH A SORE JAW!?f*ck IS THIS!?And she just text me some nonsense and slipped in that she's naked. Wait, lemme quote it..."That film was stressful! And intense! I'm naked. Next film we're watching is..."The f*ck!?lmfao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grafter Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 lmao "take a picture of me in the cupboard!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michel Kane Posted January 21, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 Going to stop putting faith in (the wrong) people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest28 Posted January 21, 2010 Report Share Posted January 21, 2010 I'm just gonna cut off all information to her now. She's going away in a couple of weeks for 6 months anyway so I won't have to bother./I need to find new raving partners when I get back to Oz. I tried to be diplomatic and take everyone as equals but when you roll up to a club with a chinese kid who watches comics on his iphone, an indian american who can't dress or behave for sh*t, and 2 normal people chicks who only talk to me, it's a bit odd. Just by association the dudes are f*ck*ng me up.LOOOL i feel ur pain brudda dem ones where ur in the club but no certified wing man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 f*ck I'm bouncing off the walls right now.Drank a can of relentless at 4pm and GOD DAMN I'm feeling it now.Cannot sleep for sh*t. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A Bit Better Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Pissed. I rescheduled my thing from tonight to tomorrow and saw my friend from tomorrow, today. If this chick flops me tomorrow she's dead to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 That sounds reasonable enough.The chick I'm supposed to be seeing tomorrow just text me "Are we still meeting up tomorrow?"What did I change my mind halfway through the week and not tell you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 She's just checking Jesus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Did you read the name of this thread before you came in here?It's called the venting thread.People in this thread are annoyed about certain things and come in here to vent them.Would you go to an AA meeting and crack open a bottle of JD to pass around?Then why would you come in the venting thread to imply I calm down./You're right.During the course of my tangent rant, the following happened.she just text me back saying "Ok cool just checkin. looking forward to seeing you x" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Triple XXX Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 f*ck I'm bouncing off the walls right now.Drank a can of relentless at 4pm and GOD DAMN I'm feeling it now.Cannot sleep for sh*t.that shits lethali remember in college i drank one at lunch and when i went back to lessons i couldnt stop rockin on my chair for the full lesson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 so horrible to me all the time for no reason Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 No I'm not.We used to be close and then something happened and you started telling me to calm down like all the time and to leave you alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charliechalk Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 No I'm not.We used to be close and then something happened and you started telling me to calm down like all the time and to leave you alone.No I only did that cos you were horrible to me. I don't want it to be like this anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angelo Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bardissimo Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 kmftslme bullshit presentation on some bullshit subjectfuk theology Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kurious Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 Did you read the name of this thread before you came in here?It's called the venting thread.People in this thread are annoyed about certain things and come in here to vent them.Would you go to an AA meeting and crack open a bottle of JD to pass around?Then why would you come in the venting thread to imply I calm down. you have some of the best analogieserm it feels like someone upper cutted my nose in my sleep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skenghis Khan Posted January 22, 2010 Report Share Posted January 22, 2010 stop sleeping on ur face, you will put creases in it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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